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Dungeon Master
00:00:01Let’s play some Dungeons and Dragons.
Iva
00:00:03Oh, fuck.
Temerity
00:00:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:00:06Um.00:00:08Let’s start doing that by having any one of you00:00:12recap what happened last time.
Iva
00:00:19Oh, we were all over the map last time.
Dungeon Master
00:00:22That’s true.
Luma
00:00:26has the highest stats from last session,00:00:28excepting the DM should…00:00:30Do it.
Temerity
00:00:31Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:00:33I’m not sure. Can I pull that up while we’re in a thing?
Hazel
00:00:33Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:00:36I can.00:00:37That would be Olivia.
Temerity
00:00:39I did the recap last time, but I can do it again this time.
Dungeon Master
00:00:41That’s true.00:00:42No, that is true. You did it last time.00:00:44Okay, Olivia, pick someone else to do it.
Temerity
00:00:44I can just,00:00:47Hehehehehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:00:49Okay.
Temerity
00:00:51I’ll just do it.00:00:53Um…
Dungeon Master
00:00:54Thank you.
Temerity
00:00:56So,
Dungeon Master
00:00:57Olivia has inherited Temerity’ martyr complex.
Rhysaene
00:00:57Thank you, Olivia.
Temerity
00:01:00laughing
Iva
00:01:00Yeah.
Temerity
00:01:02Ugh.
Dungeon Master
00:01:03Or is it the other way around?
Iva
00:01:05It’s the other way around.
Temerity
00:01:05I didn’t take perfect notes last time.00:01:08My notes were kind of bad.00:01:10But, uh,
Dungeon Master
00:01:10That’s okay.
Temerity
00:01:11I know that a lot of the session had to deal with00:01:16Tomatoes training.00:01:18Uh…00:01:19I guess actually not that much.00:01:20Anyways, Temerity’s training got postponed.00:01:23Temerity was like, oh…00:01:24Well, now I don’t really have anything to do. Came back to her apartment.00:01:28Um…00:01:30Iva had gone out00:01:32to the dead drops.00:01:35and came back with a note and clay coin to send a message to Silas.00:01:41Luma explained00:01:43the message, like how the coin worked and like how to use it.00:01:47And they all three went to the library. Sorry.
Dungeon Master
00:01:47Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:01:53Luma, Rhys, Ivel went to the library00:01:56Luma and Rhys were investigating the Sterlings.00:02:00uh,00:02:01while Iva was trying to make contact with Silas.00:02:04I have a did make contact with Silas who Silas is00:02:09I’m sorry, this is where I…00:02:13I fucked up on my notes.
Dungeon Master
00:02:15That’s okay.
Temerity
00:02:15Anyways, they met up.00:02:17they met up00:02:19after using the clay coin.00:02:22I didn’t write down the specifics, so I don’t…00:02:25don’t have that.
Dungeon Master
00:02:25Yeah.
Iva
00:02:26Oh, I can fill in the gap.
Dungeon Master
00:02:28Yeah.
Iva
00:02:28up.00:02:28Iva was told that she had to scout the patrols at the Stone Guard.00:02:35And the Light Wardens.
Temerity
00:02:37Yes.
Iva
00:02:37Uh,00:02:39and the space between them.
Temerity
00:02:42Yes. And00:02:44you ended up doing that and you found that there was…00:02:49a wagon, I believe, that went down a specific road.00:02:54and you noted the time and the road.00:02:56and reported all that information back to Silas.00:02:59Um…00:03:02after which00:03:04Lumen Rhys had found that00:03:06what was in00:03:09what was in the ledger00:03:13is00:03:14completely contradictory to what was in public record.00:03:19Um…00:03:22And they ended up coming--00:03:27They ended up coming back00:03:30uh,00:03:31to the apartment.00:03:33Wow.00:03:34Waiting.00:03:35Temerity prayed.00:03:37And…00:03:41came in contact with…00:03:44with what they believe to be the embodiment of the silver flame.00:03:48a towering00:03:49Like…00:03:50angelic being with a sick-ass arm.00:03:53Uh…
Dungeon Master
00:03:53Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:03:57Temerity asked00:04:01I’m just gonna call it the angel, ask the angel.00:04:04Uh,00:04:07A couple questions.00:04:09Uh…00:04:11got reassurance,00:04:13That…00:04:15Being around their party members isn’t something to worry about.00:04:19Um…00:04:21that00:04:22You know, there’s much…00:04:23bigger pressing matters that Temerity is not really doing a bad thing. Um,00:04:32Temerity…00:04:34uh,00:04:37Also learned.00:04:39uh,00:04:41Yeah.00:04:41I wish I had written down the line.00:04:46He, oh, you put in these notes.00:04:49Yeah, the angel said a hard-ass line,00:04:51Errol comes to an end, the silver flame will be your blade.00:04:55uh,00:04:56It’s on a personal note that hyped me up.00:04:58But after praying…
Dungeon Master
00:04:59Thank you.
Temerity
00:05:00uh,00:05:01and everybody coming back to00:05:03the apartment.00:05:05risks00:05:05Had an off feeling…00:05:07We talked about it.00:05:09Um…00:05:13Luma ended up making an unintentionally…00:05:16pointed comment.00:05:18uh,00:05:19towards wrists.00:05:21Vris was very upset.00:05:23ended up coming00:05:24Uh,00:05:26end up spawning a conversation that00:05:29brought some information to light that00:05:31uh,00:05:35that00:05:37Lathiel.00:05:39was a devil.00:05:41that she was killed by a dragoon.00:05:44Um,00:05:46Yeah.00:05:47the00:05:48Party overall kind of accepted.00:05:51uh,00:05:53Wrists without judgment.00:05:55Um…00:06:00Merity.00:06:01uh,00:06:02laughs Reassured-rous.00:06:05uh,00:06:06that00:06:08like00:06:10There’s no ill will.00:06:12between the two00:06:14and apologized if they made wrists uncomfortable.00:06:19with what they’re trying to pursue.00:06:22Um…00:06:25And then…00:06:26Ah…00:06:28I guess I can cover that last bit in your notes.00:06:30Um,00:06:31Later that night, Iva asked Hazel where changelings come from.00:06:36And Hazel could only offer folklore.
Dungeon Master
00:06:36Thank you.
Temerity
00:06:39pointed her toward her coven sister Circe.00:06:45There we go.
Dungeon Master
00:06:46Yeah.00:06:48I think that’s a good recap.00:06:50um,00:06:52we left off00:06:54things kind of winding down on the evening of the 8th of Nightdeep, so everyone is long-rested if you used any resources.00:07:03Um,00:07:04as a new day dawns early morning on the 9th of Nightdeep.00:07:10Temerity for the first time in…00:07:13in about a00:07:1510 day, just shy of a 10 day, you don’t have to be up early.
Temerity
00:07:20Uh,00:07:21Yeah, but Temerity does wake up early anyway.00:07:24It kind of just happens.
Dungeon Master
00:07:24Uh-huh.
Temerity
00:07:29And then Temerity just kind of like sits there for a while.
Dungeon Master
00:07:33Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:07:33Uh…00:07:35Realizing they don’t have anywhere to be.00:07:37Uh…00:07:39Maybe we’ll do like an early morning jog around Argentum.
Dungeon Master
00:07:43around Argentum.
Temerity
00:07:45Yeah.
Iva
00:07:46All of our junk stuff.
Temerity
00:07:46Take like an hour.
Dungeon Master
00:07:46What’s your…
Temerity
00:07:47Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:07:48An hour jog. Yeah, you can do an hour jog.00:07:53What’s an hour?00:07:55like three miles.00:07:59Probably more if you’re jogging.00:08:04That’s useless.00:08:05It doesn’t matter.00:08:06Yeah, you get up early, you head out,00:08:08and you take a jog around Argentum.00:08:12People are, with how early Temerity is used to getting up,00:08:16The streets are just starting to come alive.00:08:20People are just starting to leave their homes, head to work, head to…00:08:25Um,00:08:26wherever they need to be for the day.00:08:28It is a00:08:31It is a cold morning…00:08:34Even in the Hearth Wall, it’s cool.00:08:36It’s probably in the mid to lower 40s.00:08:41Um,00:08:42And beyond the wall, it could only be, beyond the outer wall of the city, it could only be colder.
Temerity
00:08:48All right.
Dungeon Master
00:08:50The sky is overcast as it almost always is.00:08:54Um,
Temerity
00:08:54Um,
Dungeon Master
00:08:57And luckily, most of the time, the city is just too…00:09:04too walled off to develop fog.00:09:07But you can see steam coming off the00:09:10the Grand Canal as you pass by it or follow along on your jog.
Temerity
00:09:17Hell yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:09:28If you pass by the canal market,00:09:31On the south side of the Grand Canals, you see00:09:34What?00:09:34is usually there every day, lots of stalls and tents and stands and booths and things like that.00:09:40People setting up for the day, opening shop, you smell various foods at the various food stalls00:09:47and little like carts starting to be cooked for the morning breakfast rush.
Temerity
00:09:53Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:09:54and see stalls that sell like vegetables and fruits00:09:58and a lot of seafood.00:10:00A lot of river caught fish and prawns and things of that nature.00:10:06um,
Temerity
00:10:08Okay, it’s your…
Dungeon Master
00:10:08vegetables and00:10:09Sorry, go ahead.
Temerity
00:10:10Um…00:10:12I was going to ask if00:10:17Hmm…00:10:18Which I bring for breakfast. Temerity is definitely gonna like smell these stalls before getting there.00:10:24and uh…00:10:26immediately be hungry and decide to buy everybody breakfast.
Dungeon Master
00:10:29Thank you.00:10:32um00:10:35There is hold on.00:10:37Just one second while I open yet another tab.00:10:41Um,00:10:50there’s various stands.00:10:52They’re mostly just getting set up for the day.00:10:55So not everybody has stuff out for sale yet.00:11:01um,00:11:02But,00:11:08Where did I put it? Oh.00:11:09Um,00:11:10There’s a00:11:12There’s stands selling fruits and vegetables grown in the various greenhouses of Argentum,00:11:18There’s a lot of stands selling variations on seafood, seafood,00:11:26um, a, uh, orcish man kind of like,00:11:29He’s got like a little grill set up next to his cart.00:11:33And he’s grilling skewered seafood right on the shore of the, on the bank of the Grand Canal.00:11:41Um,00:11:43There’s a lot of like trinket stands.00:11:45There’s someone selling,00:11:46uh,00:11:48Um,00:11:49There’s a big, like…00:11:53There’s a big, like,00:11:55like tent that’s kind of like00:11:57actually got like a structured wooden back to it.00:12:00where they’re selling spices00:12:03and peppers, but also coffee.00:12:06Um,00:12:07There’s a stand selling like pastries.00:12:11uh,
Temerity
00:12:12OK.00:12:13Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:12:13And there.
Temerity
00:12:13to Temerity.00:12:15Sorry, go ahead.
Dungeon Master
00:12:16I was just going to add, there’s a one stand, um,00:12:20Where is it?00:12:21Where is it?00:12:22There’s one stand towards the middle of the canal market along the the00:12:30along the dock00:12:31selling various seafood stews.
Temerity
00:12:36And…00:12:37I think Temerity is going to purchase some of the pastries.00:12:43And a few of the skewers.
Dungeon Master
00:12:47Temerity.00:12:49would you like to do one in particular first?
Temerity
00:12:54Uh…00:12:56Oh shit, you have NPCs laid out.
Iva
00:13:00- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:13:01Yeah, I did the whole canal market like an hour ago.
Temerity
00:13:04Holy shit.
Dungeon Master
00:13:08uh,
Iva
00:13:08She knew this shit was coming up.
Dungeon Master
00:13:09So yeah, you’re over here somewhere.
Temerity
00:13:18OK.
Dungeon Master
00:13:19uh,00:13:20There’s skewers were on the, yeah, the western side.00:13:26No, skewers are the cart.00:13:28So up here.00:13:30There’s a little like food cart with a grill next to it and he’s grilling.00:13:36skewers.00:13:38And then the pastry stand is like way further to the east.
Temerity
00:13:41Okay, then Temerity would have hit up the pastry stand first, because they would have been coming in…00:13:47like00:13:48right to left.
Dungeon Master
00:13:51You head up the pastry stand.00:13:53It’s a large stand with all kinds of baked goods,00:13:55but mainly like dessert goods.00:13:59Especially a lot of honey buns and sweetened buns.00:14:05at the stall is a…00:14:07a, uh,00:14:09a, um,00:14:10old, very old halfling woman00:14:14She’s wearing nice green00:14:17Uh,00:14:19nice green, like00:14:21green and like tan dress.00:14:24She’s got like a crown of flowers wrapped around her very done up gray hair.00:14:29Um,00:14:30And she is currently in the back mixing ingredients with her back.00:14:34to the street.00:14:37Also at the stall is a young half-elven woman00:14:40Um,00:14:41with kind of like a00:14:43Like a, like a almost like00:14:47greenish, almost dirty blonde hair, kind of shoulder length, pointed ears, suggesting Elven or half Elven lineage.00:14:55She’s got like a darker olive skin.00:14:59Um,00:15:01And she seems to be like setting things out for sale for the day.
Temerity
00:15:06Yeah.00:15:07Okay.00:15:08Um…00:15:17I guess Temerity will walk up00:15:19uh,00:15:21Vedas00:15:22turned away.00:15:23So Temerity will wave towards00:15:26Uh,00:15:27Temerity, just say like, uh,00:15:30May I…00:15:31Are you all open for purchase?00:15:34Purchase-- like--00:15:36-
Dungeon Master
00:15:38Are we open for…00:15:40Yes, yes, if it’s done, if it’s ready, yes, of course.00:15:44Anything that’s done can be sold, dear.00:15:48then yes, yes, we’re open for purchase.00:15:51Uhm?00:15:52What would you like?
Temerity
00:15:55Ah…00:15:57I would like…00:15:59I could take one of those honey cakes.00:16:02or a few of those.
Dungeon Master
00:16:03Thank you.00:16:05Yeah, we have honey cakes are what how much of the00:16:10The honey cakes again, Vada?00:16:12Uh-oh.00:16:13Oh, everything is one ember each except for the vanilla buns, which are two crowns each.00:16:22because they are an old family recipe.00:16:27Temerity nods and says, ah, everything’s an ember apiece for the honey buns.00:16:33So however many is however many embers.
Temerity
00:16:39Oh man.00:16:41Okay.
Dungeon Master
00:16:41- Yeah.
Temerity
00:16:45Fuck, family recipe makes me want to get them, but I only have 18 crowns.
Dungeon Master
00:16:50Uh-huh.00:16:51Two gold pieces for a vanilla bun is kind of crazy.
Temerity
00:16:52Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:16:57Yeah.
Temerity
00:16:59laughs00:17:03Okay, yeah, Temerity’s just going to buy a few of the honey buns.00:17:07Uh…
Dungeon Master
00:17:08Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:17:15I’m trying to think how many people that’d be.00:17:17It’s just…00:17:18Okay.00:17:19Um…00:17:21Yeah, Tamiris is going to get six.
Dungeon Master
00:17:23Okay.
Temerity
00:17:24uh,00:17:27Six to the honey buns.00:17:29And as, like, Temerity is, like, handing over the…00:17:34The gold piece.00:17:37They’ll need it to be broken, unfortunately.
Dungeon Master
00:17:39Yeah.
Temerity
00:17:40uh,
Dungeon Master
00:17:40Um,
Temerity
00:17:42Go ahead.
Dungeon Master
00:17:43You hand over a gold piece.
Temerity
00:17:45Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
00:17:46um,00:17:48Miri takes the gold piece and kind of puts it in a little lockbox and pulls out four silver embers and hands them to you.
Temerity
00:17:57Perfect.00:17:58Temerity also will say over to Vada I00:18:02in Halfling, uh,00:18:04that the00:18:06Does she have that flower crown in her art?
Dungeon Master
00:18:10Yes.00:18:11She looks just like her art.
Temerity
00:18:11then yes.
Dungeon Master
00:18:13including the poorly photoshopped on, on, uh,
Temerity
00:18:13In that case,
Dungeon Master
00:18:17Vanilla bun.
Temerity
00:18:18Hehehehehe. Temerity will say that the…00:18:23that the flower crown looks gorgeous on her.
Dungeon Master
00:18:26Thank you dear.
Temerity
00:18:27and
Dungeon Master
00:18:28You’re so kind.
Temerity
00:18:28and halfling.
Dungeon Master
00:18:30She replies, halfling with a brightens up at you speaking halfling.
Temerity
00:18:30Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:18:36um,00:18:37and just beams.
Temerity
00:18:40Hee hee hee.00:18:41uh,00:18:42Meridie Wall, uh…00:18:44nod to them and take their buns and head to the skewer shop then, or the skewer stand.
Dungeon Master
00:18:48As you turn…00:18:50As you turn to head away, the half-elven woman says, wait, um,00:18:55I know you, don’t I?
Temerity
00:18:57Uh…00:18:59I don’t know.00:19:00I think so.
Dungeon Master
00:19:01No, I know you. I wouldn’t forget you. You were at the festival.00:19:09the Festival of Bells00:19:11you and Rhys and those others00:19:16helped.00:19:17get people out of the fire.00:19:19um,00:19:21Right.
Temerity
00:19:22Oh.00:19:23Uh,00:19:25Yeah. Um,00:19:26I was there.00:19:28I helped get people out of the fire.00:19:29Or we’re…00:19:31You, um,00:19:34where00:19:36Were you caught up in the incident that day?
Dungeon Master
00:19:39My, um,00:19:40She kind of looks down on her.00:19:42I had just opened a00:19:45a pastry stand of my own, put all my money into it,00:19:50and it burned down.00:19:52Luckily, I wasn’t hurt.00:19:54um,
Temerity
00:19:54Oh.
Dungeon Master
00:19:56But-00:19:56but I lost everything and it00:20:00It was pretty bad.
Temerity
00:20:03I’m sorry to hear that.
Dungeon Master
00:20:06But, uh,00:20:08Things are looking better now. Vada tried one of my00:20:14one of my funnel cakes and thought it was delicious and hired me on the spot.
Temerity
00:20:19Good.
Dungeon Master
00:20:19Uh,00:20:20a couple days ago.
Temerity
00:20:23It’s very good.
Dungeon Master
00:20:26um.
Temerity
00:20:28um,
Dungeon Master
00:20:28If you, sorry.00:20:29Go ahead.
Temerity
00:20:29No.00:20:30Temerity was gonna… Temerity was gonna…00:20:35Hand the four embers back.00:20:37And feel like you can keep this.
Dungeon Master
00:20:42- No, no, no, that’s quite all right.00:20:46Vada says, not Miri.00:20:48We’re not looking for charity, dear.
Temerity
00:20:55-
Dungeon Master
00:20:55If you want to buy four more buns, you’re more than welcome to.
Temerity
00:20:58Yeah.00:21:00Uh…00:21:02All right.00:21:04to Marriedy War.00:21:05Like, give an eye to Miri to make sure that this is true and that Miri’s not going to, you know, say anything or…00:21:12take the coins before putting it back in their pouch.
Dungeon Master
00:21:17Temerity doesn’t00:21:19Take the coins.
Temerity
00:21:21Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:21:21Does it’s,00:21:22- Just,
Iva
00:21:23The boss said no tips.
Dungeon Master
00:21:25The boss said, don’t do it.
Temerity
00:21:25Yeah, Buzz said no tips.
Dungeon Master
00:21:29This isn’t, there’s no tipping.00:21:31Tipping does not exist in Argentum.
Temerity
00:21:33laughter
Dungeon Master
00:21:34Don’t bring that shit here.
Temerity
00:21:36laughs
Dungeon Master
00:21:37Also badly Photoshopped Miri art.00:21:46Um,00:21:50You…
Temerity
00:21:50I’m…
Dungeon Master
00:21:51Sorry.
Temerity
00:21:52No, go for it, go for it.
Dungeon Master
00:21:54Since you did all that, give me a quick just00:21:57perception, we’ll say.
Temerity
00:21:58All right.00:22:01- Yeah.00:22:02Um…00:22:04That’s a whopping00:22:06Four, seven, four plus three.
Dungeon Master
00:22:104 plus 3 is 7.00:22:13As you kind of put the coins away, Temerity says,00:22:16Do you…00:22:17Do you know, Rhysaene?00:22:19Are you guys friends or?
Temerity
00:22:19Um,00:22:23I know what you’re saying.
Dungeon Master
00:22:26If you talk to her, would you…00:22:29Would you…00:22:30would you, would you deliver a message for me? I, um,00:22:36I was going to try and find time to00:22:38to find a, um,00:22:40a courier to deliver it, but I realize I don’t know where she lives.00:22:45and I’ve been holding onto it for the past couple days.00:22:49Would you take a message to her for me?
Temerity
00:22:53Can I…00:22:57Can I insight her?
Dungeon Master
00:22:59- Sure.
Temerity
00:23:01Okay.00:23:04Oh my god damn it.00:23:05Seven again.00:23:09laughs
Dungeon Master
00:23:11Just to…
Temerity
00:23:11two floors in a row.
Iva
00:23:11Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:23:12Nothing stands out as odd.00:23:14She’s not…
Temerity
00:23:15All right, then.00:23:15Then Temerity will…
Dungeon Master
00:23:16She’s a…
Temerity
00:23:18give her a smile and nod and extend their hand, like, of course, I’ll deliver your letter for you.
Dungeon Master
00:23:23She ducks around the back counter and goes into a bag and rummages around in it for a minute before pulling out like a slightly rough, crumpled, folded in half piece of parchment.00:23:35It’s just…00:23:36that hands it to you.00:23:37So I didn’t have a chance to,00:23:42Yeah, here.00:23:44Thank you.
Temerity
00:23:44laughs00:23:46Of course. Your name was Miri, right?
Dungeon Master
00:23:48Yeah, Temerity Wetherlite.
Temerity
00:23:53All right, I’ll let her…00:23:54I’ll let her know.
Dungeon Master
00:23:56Thank you so much.
Temerity
00:23:57Of course, stay safe.00:23:59And, uh,
Dungeon Master
00:23:59Uh,00:24:00You too?
Temerity
00:24:02Hehehehe.00:24:03So maybe we’ll head to the skewery.00:24:06Uh…
Dungeon Master
00:24:07We had to do this.
Temerity
00:24:08skewer stand
Dungeon Master
00:24:09the skewer stand.00:24:11Most of the stands, well, no, it’s not most.00:24:13There’s a mix.00:24:14There’s a lot of set-up stands that stay up overnight.00:24:20that are just basically permanent fixtures,00:24:22even though they’re like stalls and tents.00:24:24But there are also…00:24:26parts that get like moved around either on normal days throughout the market. Um,00:24:34But also they get taken to festivals and stuff.00:24:38um,00:24:39you wander around and you eventually find one such cart,00:24:47Next to the cart is a grill.00:24:48There’s a little sign.00:24:49No, not a sign.00:24:50On the side of the cart is like burned and burned into the wood are the words the Trusty Leek.00:24:58And tending the grill is a…00:25:03and a tall…00:25:05a tall00:25:07strapping figure of an orc.00:25:12Um…
Temerity
00:25:12Thank you.00:25:13It’s squid.
Dungeon Master
00:25:15Squid.
Temerity
00:25:16laughs
Dungeon Master
00:25:26Um,00:25:28they look up at you as you kind of approach it and say, “Uh-huh.”00:25:32Andrew Bieronski: Interested in some skewers.
Temerity
00:25:35- Yeah, I was hoping I could get00:25:38I was hoping I could get seven of those.
Dungeon Master
00:25:41Seven skewers, my word. You must be hungry.
Temerity
00:25:46It’s not just for me, but…
Dungeon Master
00:25:49Um…
Temerity
00:25:49You know, I could probably take on seven.00:25:54Yeah.00:25:54Hehehehe.00:25:56Ha ha ha.
Dungeon Master
00:25:57Um,00:25:58Well, all right then.00:26:01Seven, they go over and they kind of rummage off the grill00:26:05and start like putting together.00:26:07It’s gonna be a couple minutes just because00:26:10Only don’t usually grill seven at once.00:26:12Um,
Temerity
00:26:14Understood.
Dungeon Master
00:26:14But,00:26:15Sid takes the…00:26:18the skewers and runs through a lot of like shrimp and,00:26:22and like cut fish and, and other like local seafood,00:26:26but also grilled vegetables, probably some like grilled peppers.00:26:31Um,00:26:32that sort of thing.
Temerity
00:26:34Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
00:26:35And they grill them for a little bit before wrapping them in like a wax paper.00:26:41all together and handing the bundle to you and say, saying that’s going to be 14 embers
Temerity
00:26:50- Okay.00:26:51Temerity hands over.
Iva
00:26:51Thank you.
Temerity
00:26:55Temerity hands over a crown and four embers.
Dungeon Master
00:26:59Thank you very much.00:27:02Come again anytime.
Temerity
00:27:02Of course.00:27:04Thank you.00:27:06Temerity will take the skewers and head back to00:27:09versus apartment.
Dungeon Master
00:27:11You head back to Rhys’s apartment.00:27:13While Temerity is out, is anyone doing anything?00:27:15Are you all coming online around when Temerity gets back with food?
Rhysaene
00:27:23Sorry, I was like spending that whole scene like, oh.00:27:27Like…
Luma
00:27:28Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:27:28laughs
Rhysaene
00:27:30Um,00:27:32Yeah, I think Rhys’s a file.00:27:33I want to finish that painting.
Dungeon Master
00:27:35Yeah.
Temerity
00:27:35Yeah.
Luma
00:27:36Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
00:27:37Thank you.
Iva
00:27:39I’ve a,00:27:40Iva is writing notes.
Dungeon Master
00:27:44I was writing notes versus painting.00:27:49um,
Luma
00:27:49Luma’s occupying the couch is normal researching.
Dungeon Master
00:27:53Luma is doing research upon the couch.00:27:56Um,00:27:58Luma, give me a00:28:01Oh.00:28:02um,00:28:04We’ll call it a calligrapher’s supplies check with intelligence.
Luma
00:28:09Oh, God.00:28:14I want one of these and one of these and can Beepo help me?
Dungeon Master
00:28:19short.00:28:20That’s…00:28:20That’s his purpose.
Luma
00:28:22Hold still, people. I need to…00:28:25Uh…
Dungeon Master
00:28:25- Yeah!
Luma
00:28:27Oh,
Temerity
00:28:27And…
Dungeon Master
00:28:28Wash, wash.
Luma
00:28:30Oh man.00:28:31calligrapher oh fuck what is my what are my numbers how do how do i play this game
Dungeon Master
00:28:35What are your numbers?
Luma
00:28:36Give me a tutorial on how to play this fucking video game.
Rhysaene
00:28:36What are your numbers?
Dungeon Master
00:28:36how you play this game.
Luma
00:28:40Why is Dice Cloud signed out?00:28:41Excuse me?
Temerity
00:28:43laughs
Dungeon Master
00:28:43Let’s fuck that.
Luma
00:28:45Why do I need to check my phone for a sign-in?
Rhysaene
00:28:47It’ll like you.
Dungeon Master
00:28:48For…00:28:49Dice Cloud? That’s crazy.
Luma
00:28:52Apparently…00:28:54Google has upped their fucking…00:28:56Bullshit.00:28:59that’s a level 20 Luma that’s the wrong one hello regular Luma um00:29:07- Oh, yeah.00:29:08- Oh.00:29:09two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Dungeon Master
00:29:1228.
Luma
00:29:1428.
Dungeon Master
00:29:15um,00:29:16laughs00:29:19You make a lot of progress.00:29:22Um,00:29:23You’ve been working on many little projects in your spare time, and one of them is related to ink.00:29:31uh,00:29:32And you make a lot of progress on that particular project.00:29:35I’m not going to say you get all the way there just because I haven’t written the mechanic yet.
Luma
00:29:36out.00:29:40- You’re fine.
Dungeon Master
00:29:41But you make considerable progress towards that.00:29:46And the barrier is just, I have to write it.
Luma
00:29:49Fair.
Dungeon Master
00:29:52Um, but yeah, um, with Beepo’s help and Beepo surprisingly for how like,00:29:58odd Beepo is, this is an area where Beepo seems to be incredibly helpful, if for no other reason00:30:04than being full of magic ink.
Iva
00:30:08Thank you.
Luma
00:30:09Yay, people.
Temerity
00:30:09question.
Iva
00:30:11Sorry again.
Dungeon Master
00:30:13Um,00:30:14Yeah, you make good progress on that.
Temerity
00:30:18Weepo.
Luma
00:30:19Weeple.
Dungeon Master
00:30:19repo.00:30:21What’s Hazel up to as Temerity’s about to return?
Hazel
00:30:25Yeah, I mean, Hazel is probably an early riser, but she’s…00:30:31I don’t imagine she’s00:30:34spending the morning doing anything in particular.
Dungeon Master
00:30:37Uh-huh.
Hazel
00:30:38uh00:30:40just kind of around in case something goes down.
Dungeon Master
00:30:49something does go down.00:30:51Temerity comes back with a paper bag full of…00:30:56pastries and a like bundle of skewered seafood under their arm.
Temerity
00:31:02Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
00:31:04Ooh.
Temerity
00:31:06I got breakfast for everyone.00:31:09to marry you will like00:31:11Set out the cakes.00:31:13and give one…00:31:16to everyone, including Beepo.00:31:18laughs
Rhysaene
00:31:19- Aw.
Iva
00:31:22Get fucked, Sage.
Temerity
00:31:22Uh…00:31:24Temerity will then give out a skewer to everybody, including Sage and Beepo.00:31:30Temerity wasn’t sure what Beepo can eat, so Temerity got both for Beepo, and Temerity was like, dogs don’t eat bread.00:31:37I sound like I say just skewer.
Rhysaene
00:31:38Yeah.
Luma
00:31:41Beepo is walking around with the pastries and the skewer like it’s a shield and sword.
Temerity
00:31:47laughter
Rhysaene
00:31:48- Yeah.
Hazel
00:31:49Hazel is convinced this is some kind of microaggression, but doesn’t say anything.
Temerity
00:31:54I don’t know.
Iva
00:31:54Thank you.00:31:58When Temerity comes over to hand Iva her stuff, Iva covers her notes, like, hiding, like, test answers from…00:32:08Someone.
Temerity
00:32:10I’m going to go to the next slide.
Hazel
00:32:14me playfully hiding my00:32:16my terrorism notes.
Iva
00:32:18laughs
Temerity
00:32:18Oh, notes.
Luma
00:32:19Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:32:20I thought you said nose.
Iva
00:32:20Yeah.00:32:22Yeah, I hide my nose…
Temerity
00:32:23I was like, what?00:32:24I was like, what?
Iva
00:32:25Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:32:28I don’t know.
Temerity
00:32:31Hehehehe.
Hazel
00:32:33Iva being an anime girl over her like,
Temerity
00:32:34- I do.
Hazel
00:32:37extensive criminal past is very funny.
Temerity
00:32:40Yeah.
Hazel
00:32:41Like, oh.
Iva
00:32:41- Well,00:32:43Temerity said she didn’t want to know about it.
Hazel
00:32:46No, no, you’re right.
Iva
00:32:48- Yeah.
Temerity
00:32:48Bye.00:32:52Temerity, you appreciate the discretion.00:32:54and hands over the skewer and the…
Iva
00:32:55by hiding the notes.
Temerity
00:32:59And the honey cake.
Iva
00:33:02I would take them with the one hand not covering the notes.
Temerity
00:33:06He he he.
Rhysaene
00:33:07Okay.00:33:10Oh, thank you.
Temerity
00:33:13course.
Hazel
00:33:14Thank you, Temerity.
Iva
00:33:16Thank you, Temerity.
Temerity
00:33:16Of course.00:33:18Um,00:33:19Temerity will also fish out a note, a crumpled note.00:33:23note and hand it to00:33:26Rhys
Rhysaene
00:33:27Oh, okay.
Dungeon Master
00:33:28Thank you.
Temerity
00:33:28um
Rhysaene
00:33:28Who’s this from?
Temerity
00:33:31This is from a…00:33:33Miri she was working at the uh00:33:36the shop that I got the, um,00:33:38the honey cakes from.00:33:40She’s a young
Rhysaene
00:33:41What?
Temerity
00:33:42half-elven woman apparently
Rhysaene
00:33:43Yeah.00:33:45I know her.
Temerity
00:33:45Huh.00:33:46Oh, you knew each other.
Rhysaene
00:33:48Yeah, she’s a sweetie.00:33:50I painted a sign for her.
Temerity
00:33:52Oh.00:33:54Yeah, she00:33:55She mentioned that she, her…00:33:59cart got burnt down during that00:34:01Incident.00:34:02at the Festival of the Bells.
Rhysaene
00:34:03Yeah.00:34:06Ah.
Temerity
00:34:06uh,00:34:10But she’s working with00:34:12The nice half-elven lady-- not half-elven, halfling lady.
Rhysaene
00:34:14- Yeah.00:34:16I think the last time I saw her face was when I bought00:34:21A shield?
Dungeon Master
00:34:23Yes.
Rhysaene
00:34:24Uh…00:34:27Yeah.00:34:29I didn’t know she was working two jobs.00:34:33Maybe two, maybe one.00:34:35I don’t know.
Temerity
00:34:37I’m not sure, but she’s down at the canal markets.00:34:41Um,
Rhysaene
00:34:41Hmm.
Temerity
00:34:43If you knew her.00:34:44Maybe you’d want to pay a visit.
Rhysaene
00:34:46Yeah, I think I will.00:34:47And she’ll…00:34:49gently take the00:34:51the00:34:52the note slash letter.00:34:55I will read it.
Temerity
00:34:57Hee hee hee.
Dungeon Master
00:35:01I will send it to you.
Rhysaene
00:35:05Thank you.
Hazel
00:35:11a black handprint that just says, “We know,” and then the fucking letter explodes.
Dungeon Master
00:35:13We know.
Temerity
00:35:14- Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:35:15-
Temerity
00:35:15Uh…
Hazel
00:35:16Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:35:17Stop. No.00:35:19ZAW!
Hazel
00:35:23It’s a glyph of delayed blast fireball.
Temerity
00:35:27It’s true. It’s just a daisy. It’s like inscribed as a daisy.
Dungeon Master
00:35:34and Daisy.00:35:38It’s Circlecast Delay Blast Fireball.00:35:40It’s been cooking for like a year and a half.
Iva
00:35:43Glug
Temerity
00:35:43I don’t know.
Rhysaene
00:35:44- Oh no.00:35:47Oh.00:35:48Rhys is really happy about this.00:35:50This is really cute.00:35:52What the fuck?
Temerity
00:35:52laughs
Rhysaene
00:35:53Oh, yeah.00:35:59Oh, she’s a sweetie.00:36:05I think risks like00:36:08Just like,00:36:10She doesn’t throw it. She doesn’t like00:36:12crumple it up, she folds it gently and puts it in one of her pockets.00:36:17Wait, I’m going to reread it.
Temerity
00:36:18Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:36:21Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:36:22I keep like…
Temerity
00:36:22laughs
Rhysaene
00:36:26Um,00:36:27I keep like,00:36:29running into this issue where like I read something and I’m like oh that’s really great00:36:33and then I reread it and I’m like what the fuck
Dungeon Master
00:36:35I’m so sorry.
Temerity
00:36:35Hehehehehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:36:39I’m quickly editing it to be like, and your soul is forfeit.
Temerity
00:36:43Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:36:43- Yeah.00:36:45and your soul is forfeit night level media storm.00:36:49Sorry, 10th level media.00:36:50So now.
Dungeon Master
00:36:52X, X, X.
Temerity
00:36:52Bye.
Rhysaene
00:36:56Yeah.00:36:58Um…00:37:00Oh, this is really fucking cute.00:37:11Oh, okay.00:37:13Yeah, she folds it and like…00:37:17puts it in her pocket and00:37:20Yeah, that was nice.
Temerity
00:37:25That’s good.00:37:27She seemed very…00:37:30She seemed very appreciative of you.
Rhysaene
00:37:35Yeah.00:37:37- Yeah, she was.00:37:40She was great.
Dungeon Master
00:37:44A small side note, Olivia.00:37:46Temerity didn’t check, but you will need to know it.00:37:50The four silver embers you got back as change are in fact still silver embers.00:37:56They are not, they did not turn to copper.
Temerity
00:37:59Thank God.00:38:04So it is just getting paid a wage. Fuck.00:38:10The Temerity’s taxes are going to be all fucked up.
Dungeon Master
00:38:13-
Iva
00:38:16Don’t worry, you won’t have to worry about those for long.00:38:23We don’t need taxes where we’re going.
Dungeon Master
00:38:26The the00:38:29The honeyed buns and the seafood skewers are both really good.
Temerity
00:38:35Yeah.
Hazel
00:38:39Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
Iva
00:38:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Temerity
00:38:41Nom nom nom nom nom nom.00:38:43Hehehehehehe.
Rhysaene
00:38:51Oh, I also take the vanilla bun from the…
Dungeon Master
00:38:56There is not a vanilla bun.
Rhysaene
00:38:58Oh.
Dungeon Master
00:38:59There’s only honey buns because the vanilla buns were too expensive for Temerdi.
Rhysaene
00:38:59Bye.
Temerity
00:39:03Yeah, Temerity’s too poor.
Dungeon Master
00:39:04Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:39:05What the fuck?
Temerity
00:39:06Hehehehe.
Iva
00:39:06Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:39:08The note had said, Miri has one waiting for you if you visit her.
Rhysaene
00:39:08Corrass.00:39:12- Yes.00:39:16Yeah.
Temerity
00:39:18That’s just going to be poison. Daisy got to it.00:39:21I’m just working on Daisy.
Dungeon Master
00:39:21It was just…
Rhysaene
00:39:23No.
Temerity
00:39:26laughs
Rhysaene
00:39:26Um,
Iva
00:39:28Not another one.
Dungeon Master
00:39:31So yeah.00:39:32Have you met my girlfriend Daisy?00:39:34Tee hee.
Rhysaene
00:39:35No, no.00:39:38No.
Dungeon Master
00:39:40But you have your note, you all have your breakfast notes.00:39:44um,00:39:45and you have the whole day before you to do whatever you would like.
Iva
00:39:52I would like to set out on that thing I mentioned to you.
Dungeon Master
00:39:57Sure.
Iva
00:39:58Okay.
Dungeon Master
00:40:00You just slip out the door. Sorry, go ahead.
Iva
00:40:00I have a00:40:02Yeah, Iva gets up and goes…00:40:04Hi, I’m all right. I’m going to go.00:40:08wander the streets.
Hazel
00:40:11No one is going to question you or you’re going. Don’t worry.
Luma
00:40:15on.
Hazel
00:40:16Be safe.
Iva
00:40:17Thank you.
Temerity
00:40:18- He he he.
Hazel
00:40:18Well, well.
Rhysaene
00:40:18Yeah.
Iva
00:40:19I have a look at Luma goes…
Rhysaene
00:40:20Exactly.
Iva
00:40:22and then looks at Temerity,
Luma
00:40:22Oh wait, sorry.
Hazel
00:40:25Please, please.
Iva
00:40:26- Yeah.00:40:27It goes…00:40:29places.
Temerity
00:40:33you
Luma
00:40:34Okay, be safe.
Temerity
00:40:35Yeah.
Iva
00:40:36Yeah.
Temerity
00:40:36Be safe, I have a…
Rhysaene
00:40:36Apart from me, Chan,00:40:38A bunk.00:40:39I have her on the head.
Temerity
00:40:41Hehehehe.
Iva
00:40:42And rubs her head and goes, I deserve that this time.
Hazel
00:40:45Use Mageham to exert five pounds of force directly on the bridge of her nose, caving it.
Temerity
00:40:50laughter
Luma
00:40:50- Oh my God.
Iva
00:40:50No, no, that’s going to kill me.00:40:52He’s going to kill me.
Luma
00:40:52you00:40:53Thank you.00:40:55Jesus Christ.
Temerity
00:40:56you
Hazel
00:40:56Thank you.
Luma
00:40:56Thank you.00:40:58Holy fuck.
Temerity
00:40:59- Yeah.
Iva
00:41:00I don’t know.
Temerity
00:41:00Pushing upwards and back.
Iva
00:41:02No, you’re killing me, Kat, you’re killing me.
Hazel
00:41:03Easy.00:41:06Um,
Dungeon Master
00:41:06Aha.
Luma
00:41:06Yeah.
Iva
00:41:07Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:41:07Yeah.
Iva
00:41:08-
Hazel
00:41:09Well,
Iva
00:41:10Yeah.00:41:12Iva sets out on her
Dungeon Master
00:41:13No, don’t.
Iva
00:41:14Adventure.
Dungeon Master
00:41:14- Yeah.00:41:16like that yes um you spend a couple hours00:41:22um,00:41:23kind of studying, going back and forth between the two places and trying to figure out what all routes are used for like official00:41:31business between the two00:41:35the two different barracks.00:41:38You find.00:41:40You find that they usually use the route…00:41:44that you had seen them take00:41:47um,00:41:48when you had surveyed it before, which I’ve drawn in red.
Iva
00:41:50Yeah.00:41:51The main path.
Dungeon Master
00:41:53but00:41:55Um,00:41:55This time by spending like dedicating time just to this,00:42:00you see that they often take a second longer route as well00:42:07Um,00:42:08that goes00:42:10Sorry, I have to draw these.
Iva
00:42:15didn’t have this pre-drawn out.00:42:17shaking my head.00:42:22Thank you.
Dungeon Master
00:42:24Nope, that’s wrong.00:42:27And.00:42:28that goes
Iva
00:42:48I’m glad they were totally cool with00:42:51I love wandering behind them slowly.
Dungeon Master
00:42:55I…00:42:56Did not say that.
Iva
00:42:58laughter
Dungeon Master
00:42:58And I need you.00:43:00A stealth check.00:43:04Because you do, confirming the first route is easy enough, you already knew the route.00:43:10and you just double confirm that it is a route that gets used.00:43:14When you see one of their, like, carriages, their guarded carriages, take off north instead of south,00:43:21Pretty much the only way to confirm that route would be to follow it.00:43:27So I would like you to give me a stealth check.
Iva
00:43:33Well,
Dungeon Master
00:43:36Oh,00:43:37- -00:43:41You.00:43:43you’re not00:43:45you’re not so well hidden as to be, uh,00:43:47undetectable to them. However,00:43:50Um,00:43:51The person who’s on point for watch is particularly inattentive today as they roll a natural one.00:44:01Um.00:44:03and do not
Iva
00:44:03Let’s go.
Dungeon Master
00:44:04do not catch you following.00:44:06So you learn a second route,00:44:07which is taken less frequently for obvious reason.00:44:10It’s longer.00:44:11It goes the other way around the city.00:44:14Um,00:44:16And that you can add to your…00:44:19You sent in your report, didn’t you?00:44:22at the end of the last session.
Iva
00:44:22Yes.
Dungeon Master
00:44:24So you have since learned of this other route.
Iva
00:44:28Yes.00:44:30sending that information.
Dungeon Master
00:44:33Huh?
Iva
00:44:34And I will00:44:36That’s why Iva was writing the notes was so she could,00:44:41Double check.
Dungeon Master
00:44:41Send an update.
Iva
00:44:42Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:44:44Okay, are you are you doing that on this outing?
Iva
00:44:48Uh,00:44:50If this is all I can find out, then yes.
Dungeon Master
00:44:53Yeah, they don’t seem to use any other routes.00:44:57Um,00:44:59Obviously, they could if, like, there was some crazy reason to, but without a reason to, they don’t.
Iva
00:45:05Yeah.00:45:09So then, yeah, no, she would just drop that…00:45:13her updated information off…
Dungeon Master
00:45:13Uh-oh.00:45:16I think the other thing you learn is that when they’re escorting a00:45:21when they are escorting a carriage, which you presume to be a prisoner,00:45:26It is four guards and one driver.
Iva
00:45:34Right.
Dungeon Master
00:45:36you do learn that’s the escort formation specifically.
Iva
00:45:41- All right, all right.
Dungeon Master
00:45:47Thank you.00:45:47That’s what you get up to, and that takes a few hours.00:45:58Um,00:46:00Iva heads out. Do the rest of you want to do anything while Iva is gone?
Iva
00:46:03Thank you.
Temerity
00:46:08Bye.00:46:16Maybe might.00:46:17Uh…00:46:20head out at some point just to walk around the city since Tomeity hasn’t been able to do that very much.
Dungeon Master
00:46:26Uh-huh.
Temerity
00:46:26Uh…00:46:29But…00:46:31Um…00:46:40Yeah, no, sorry, I don’t have anything else.
Dungeon Master
00:46:42That’s fine.
Temerity
00:46:42I don’t know.
Rhysaene
00:46:44- Yeah.00:46:44Um,00:46:45Would my painting be finished?
Dungeon Master
00:46:49Yes, you’ve had a lot of time to work on it. I would say your painting’s probably finished.
Temerity
00:46:55He he he.
Rhysaene
00:46:59Um…00:47:00Okay.00:47:01- Cool.00:47:02I think.00:47:05I think then…00:47:07I will…00:47:10Oh God, I want to go back to the theatre to check up on it.00:47:17um00:47:21I guess we could go…00:47:24I got to go find a place to sell this.
Temerity
00:47:28Oh.
Rhysaene
00:47:30She will lift up her painting.00:47:35Um,00:47:36It’s from00:47:37it’s like a scene from…00:47:40the dream of that ancient beautiful00:47:44field being set alight.00:47:47Um,00:47:51Yeah.00:47:52Thank you.
Temerity
00:47:53Yeah.00:47:56Oh, wow.
Luma
00:47:57Oh yes, that’s so pretty.
Rhysaene
00:47:59Thank you.00:48:05I gotta go find a place to stand.00:48:09to sale00:48:12Um,
Temerity
00:48:12Oh.00:48:18Um…00:48:19Why?00:48:21Hope you have good luck with that.00:48:29Do you have a place in mind
Dungeon Master
00:48:30Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:48:32I was thinking about00:48:34going back to the00:48:35Better place to check in. See how everyone’s doing.00:48:40And then…00:48:42Ask if I can put this up for sale.
Temerity
00:48:50I think that’s a good idea.00:48:52Um,00:48:54It’s not going to be…00:48:59weird over there.
Rhysaene
00:49:05Yeah, a little bit.00:49:07Um…00:49:09I mean, if anything, it’s a good way to check.00:49:13If it’s gonna be weird.00:49:21I don’t know, though.00:49:25Do y’all want to come with me?
Hazel
00:49:28Yes.
Luma
00:49:29Her.
Temerity
00:49:30Yeah.
Luma
00:49:34- I think I’d use a break.
Hazel
00:49:34Yes, I am.00:49:37I’m going with you whether or not you00:49:40Wanted me to or not?
Rhysaene
00:49:42Oh,
Temerity
00:49:42-
Iva
00:49:42Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:49:43- Oh.00:49:44laughs
Luma
00:49:45Shhh.
Rhysaene
00:49:46Thank you.
Hazel
00:49:49- I did it.00:49:52No worries.
Rhysaene
00:49:58Are you okay, Hazel?
Hazel
00:50:03Yes.00:50:05You just need to make sure that you’re okay, no attempts on your life.
Rhysaene
00:50:09That’s true.
Temerity
00:50:11Bye.00:50:12It’s still something we have to contend with.
Rhysaene
00:50:12I am a00:50:15Yeah.00:50:20It’s okay, though.
Temerity
00:50:22Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
00:50:22If we’re in public, I don’t think it’s going to be too much of an issue.
Temerity
00:50:29Yeah, and it definitely won’t with us there.
Rhysaene
00:50:32Mmh.00:50:37Okay, let’s do that then.
Temerity
00:50:39All right.
Rhysaene
00:50:40Should we wait until Lava gets back?
Temerity
00:50:45How long is she usually out?
Hazel
00:50:45We’ve,
Luma
00:50:47Noma checks the map.00:50:48Where I’ve at.
Temerity
00:50:49Hehehe.
Dungeon Master
00:50:52Iva currently…00:50:54is probably00:50:57on like the very north side of town.00:51:01You can see that Iva’s, like, moving along the, like…00:51:05the like…00:51:06like one of the roads on the north side of town and wrapping like all the way around the city.
Luma
00:51:12She’s really far away.
Temerity
00:51:16Yeah.
Hazel
00:51:16Yeah.00:51:20don’t see a reason why we should00:51:23I don’t see a reason to wait.
Temerity
00:51:26Yeah, and if she wants to meet up with us, she’ll…00:51:28know where we are.
Rhysaene
00:51:36True.00:51:42Okay then.00:51:42Let’s go.
Temerity
00:51:43All right.
Rhysaene
00:51:48Um,00:51:49Apple pack,00:51:51My…00:51:53beautiful art.00:51:55into some very lovely…00:51:58Um,00:52:00Handless wrapping paper.00:52:02Um…00:52:07and link.00:52:10Rhys doesn’t have a maker’s mark or anything. She doesn’t do that sort of thing. She just lets peace speak for itself.00:52:18um,
Dungeon Master
00:52:18Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
00:52:20So,00:52:21Um…00:52:22Yeah, I’ll just…00:52:26I’ll, um,00:52:28I’ll put like,00:52:29Rhys will like really quickly,00:52:31like get some like black paint,00:52:33like dip a hoof in it and like,00:52:36stamp on, not stamp, but like, she’ll like,00:52:39rest her hoof on00:52:41the wrapping paper to like00:52:44oh, this is like authentic kind of thing.00:52:46- I agree.
Hazel
00:52:47We.
Luma
00:52:50Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
00:52:53yeah, and then00:52:58Oh.00:52:59to Temerity.
Temerity
00:53:00Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
00:53:01Be a dear, would you?00:53:03So,00:53:05She will hand you the piece.
Temerity
00:53:08Oh.00:53:09All right. Yeah, Tim McNeil will carry it.
Rhysaene
00:53:10Thank you.00:53:12delicately.
Temerity
00:53:14laughs00:53:16as delicate as I can.
Rhysaene
00:53:18Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:53:22and yeah Temerity will do just that uh they’ll try and carry it very delicately uh try and make00:53:29sure not to bump into anything with it
Rhysaene
00:53:32Mm-hmm.
Temerity
00:53:32Make a series of dexterity saving throws.
Rhysaene
00:53:35Oh.
Iva
00:53:36Thank you.
Rhysaene
00:53:37-
Hazel
00:53:38Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
00:53:41dexterity seeping through as you are forced to.
Temerity
00:53:45Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
00:53:45Welcome.00:53:46- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:53:50Okay.
Rhysaene
00:53:51Oh.
Dungeon Master
00:54:03So you guys are heading to the theater, sorry.
Rhysaene
00:54:05Yes.
Dungeon Master
00:54:07That does require crossing into the…00:54:12The Lantern Lords.
Hazel
00:54:16All right.
Rhysaene
00:54:16- Oh shit.
Temerity
00:54:16Oh, yeah.
Hazel
00:54:17I’ll get in the hat.
Temerity
00:54:19All right, Hazel, get in the hat.
Iva
00:54:20I’ll get in the hat.
Temerity
00:54:22Yeah.
Luma
00:54:24Ha ha ha.00:54:24Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:54:24I have a near the end of your…00:54:26Near the end, but not at the end of your, like…00:54:29Scouting, you sense the party all moving together.00:54:32towards the heart of the city.
Iva
00:54:35Oh.
Dungeon Master
00:54:37Um,00:54:38you all are able to to make it across one of the bridges no problem and head to the uh00:54:44Footlight Theater.00:54:46um,00:54:52Sorry, Eylesis.00:54:57The wording might be a little rough because I’m Russian.00:55:02But that will be the thing and you’ll be able to do that now.
Luma
00:55:07I’m actually from Kansas.
Dungeon Master
00:55:09Mwah, mwah, mwah.
Luma
00:55:10Thank you.
Temerity
00:55:11Yeah.
Dungeon Master
00:55:11Um.00:55:13Entering the Footlight Theater, you find the cast and stagehands and the like are still in the midst of rehearsal for a play.00:55:23It seems like it’s…00:55:25a process of rehearsal and rewriting.00:55:29um,00:55:33And they’re in the thick of it.
Rhysaene
00:55:38Oh, okay.
Temerity
00:55:39Ooh.
Rhysaene
00:55:42Um…00:55:45Yeah, I’ll…00:55:48I’ll head in.00:55:50Um,00:55:52with the gang in tow.00:55:55Um,00:55:58I will…00:56:00I’m looking for the name.00:56:02after.00:56:05She’ll signal to someone, anyone that’s not in the actual production,00:56:12Um,00:56:15Just to let them know.00:56:16the risk is like00:56:20There.00:56:21She doesn’t want to interrupt.
Dungeon Master
00:56:25um,00:56:26They finish the scene…00:56:28that they’re currently doing before the director Cassius Vane kind of hops down from the stage and says,00:56:34Ah!00:56:35Rhysaene, it’s always lovely to see you here.
Rhysaene
00:56:39I can’t see you.
Dungeon Master
00:56:42- Wow.00:56:43What, what, how may I be of service?
Rhysaene
00:56:46I finished a new piece, I just wanted you to take a look at it.
Dungeon Master
00:56:50Oh, of course. I would be happy to.
Rhysaene
00:56:53Yeah, I was, I mean, truthfully,00:56:57I wanted to00:56:58See what could be done in terms of putting it up for sale here, but00:57:02Um,
Dungeon Master
00:57:02- Oh, yes, of course.
Rhysaene
00:57:03I want you to look at my handiwork to see what you could do.
Dungeon Master
00:57:08um, well, uh,00:57:09I’m all eyes, as they say.
Temerity
00:57:12- Yeah.
Rhysaene
00:57:14I will…00:57:16Oh god00:57:20I feel like there’s like an evil thought00:57:22In Rhys’s mind of like oh my god I got to snap my fingers00:57:24And Temerity would like unveil it00:57:26for me.
Temerity
00:57:27laughs
Rhysaene
00:57:28But…00:57:29But she like squashes the thought.00:57:32Um,00:57:34And she will gently take your front Temerity’s hand.
Temerity
00:57:37OK, yeah, Tamirio handed over gently.
Rhysaene
00:57:37Um,00:57:40Thank you.
Temerity
00:57:41works.
Rhysaene
00:57:44She won’t.00:57:46Unveil it all free.00:57:51Uh-huh.00:57:53intro Cassius.
Dungeon Master
00:57:55He gives me…00:57:58Give me a Painter’s Supply check with Dexterity.00:58:02So if you’re proficient with Painter’s Supplies,00:58:05you add your proficiency.
Rhysaene
00:58:07- Okay.
Dungeon Master
00:58:07Otherwise, it’s your Dexterity mod.00:58:09Um,
Rhysaene
00:58:11Mm-hmm.00:58:12Okay.
Dungeon Master
00:58:13I would also like you to do this at advantage.
Rhysaene
00:58:17Yes.00:58:19Sorry. I was very enthusiastic. Um,
Temerity
00:58:21Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
00:58:24Dexterity painted tools check.00:58:28Uh, okay, so it’s…00:58:30First one.00:58:32Oh, okay.00:58:35Okay, with fucking gaming.
Temerity
00:58:40Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
00:58:41Uh, that is 22.
Dungeon Master
00:58:45He puts his…
Temerity
00:58:46- Boom.
Dungeon Master
00:58:49He puts his hand to his chin and kind of strokes00:58:54Does Cassius have a beard?00:58:56Yes, he strokes his neatly trimmed gray beard and kind of looks at the painting, doing that like, yes, I am deep in thought, kind of.00:59:05Action.00:59:06Um,00:59:08He says, after a minute of looking at it, “Russein, this is quite beautiful.”00:59:13We can hang it in the front lobby. You can put a little card upon it with your name and your price.00:59:21We sometimes sell art on consignment like that.00:59:26So if that is what you would like to do, we would certainly be willing to hang it.
Rhysaene
00:59:30Bye.00:59:31Yeah, that would be great. Thank you.00:59:34Um,00:59:36All.00:59:40Yeah, okay. Yeah, sounds good.
Dungeon Master
00:59:44uh,00:59:46Or if you would rather we don’t put a price on it.00:59:50And you tell me what the least you will take for it is, and we’ll see how long it takes for someone to make such an offer.
Rhysaene
00:59:58Ah!01:00:05considering the materials.01:00:08And the top.01:00:10Uh…01:00:12Let’s say 145.
Dungeon Master
01:00:15145 crowns.
Rhysaene
01:00:17Yeah.
Iva
01:00:18Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:00:19out.
Rhysaene
01:00:19Is that too much? Is that too much for first pace?
Dungeon Master
01:00:20No.01:00:22No, it will probably not sell right away.01:00:26but I am sure it will sell for that much.01:00:29um,01:00:30if that is what you would like for it.
Rhysaene
01:00:32Yeah, that’s great.
Dungeon Master
01:00:35It’s just a matter of waiting for the right buyer to walk in.
Rhysaene
01:00:40And.
Dungeon Master
01:00:41And if you’d like to sign your name on the painting or to a card,01:00:46that we can hang with it.
Rhysaene
01:00:48Ah…01:00:50Yeah, she’ll sign her name on a card.01:00:53um01:00:57I need to think of a title now. Oh god.
Dungeon Master
01:01:00True.
Temerity
01:01:00Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:01:00Although I do see a lot of those cards and then a lot of them say untitled.
Temerity
01:01:07Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:01:07Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:01:08Yeah.01:01:15Ah.01:01:16I think she’ll…01:01:22I think she’ll name it01:01:23Um,01:01:25I think she’ll just name it burning fields for now.01:01:27Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:01:29name it Burning Fields.
Rhysaene
01:01:31Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:01:32and in the picture are the fields burning.
Rhysaene
01:01:35Yes.
Dungeon Master
01:01:36Okay.01:01:39um,01:01:40He takes it and he picks a spot on that entrance hallway and hangs it.01:01:45um,01:01:47hangs it there nice and prominent with the little card signed with your name attached to it.01:01:53in a way that doesn’t like01:01:55you know, stick to the painting or anything like that.
Rhysaene
01:01:57Thank you.01:02:00Is there anything that…01:02:02Uh…01:02:04Is there anything I can…01:02:07I’ll shoot for you while I’m here.
Dungeon Master
01:02:10Unfortunately,01:02:11We are still in the midst of writing our next great performance, so I don’t have the specifics01:02:17on what kind of prop painting or background painting we would need to do. And now that01:02:24I’ve actually seen the quality of your recent work, I absolutely do not want to be paying01:02:29you for something that we would just have to redo later. We will wait until we have the final01:02:36designs nailed down before we would commit to anything like that.
Rhysaene
01:02:41I can’t wait. You’re such a dear.
Dungeon Master
01:02:44As are you, my dear.01:02:49Come back anytime.
Rhysaene
01:02:49- Wow.01:02:51Yeah.01:02:53How is everyone doing?
Dungeon Master
01:02:56Um,
Rhysaene
01:02:57- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:02:58Everyone’s fine.01:03:01uh,01:03:02Iados, uh, stubbed their toe upon a prop helmet, uh, a couple days ago, um, but is recovering nicely and it does not seem to impair, uh,
Iva
01:03:13Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:03:15it does not seem to have01:03:19uh,01:03:20created any detriments in his, uh,01:03:22in his footwork.01:03:24Thankfully.01:03:25That could have been awful, given he’s likely to be playing a…01:03:29Hey, hey.01:03:31playing in a sword fight01:03:33No.
Iva
01:03:34-
Temerity
01:03:35Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
01:03:36Yeah, that would have been something.
Dungeon Master
01:03:41uh,01:03:43Sera’s doing well.01:03:45Donella…01:03:47They’re all doing quite well.01:03:50um,01:03:53Yeah, everyone is doing well.
Rhysaene
01:03:57Great.01:03:59- Great, I’m glad.01:04:01Okay.01:04:03Um,01:04:04I should get on going.01:04:05uh,01:04:08It’s truly an honor.
Dungeon Master
01:04:13Likewise, my dear.01:04:15As I said, come back any time.
Rhysaene
01:04:15Thank you.01:04:18she won’t,01:04:19Uh, lean forward and give him, like, a mwah, mwah on, like, both sides of his cheek.
Dungeon Master
01:04:23Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:04:25- Yeah.01:04:26Um,01:04:28She will weave him off.01:04:30- Oh.01:04:32And then she does like a little like, when we get out of the…01:04:36the theatre.01:04:37She’s going to do like a little chest bump.01:04:39Like, yeah.01:04:39.
Temerity
01:04:40Hehehehe.01:04:42laughs01:04:44Congratulations.01:04:46Uh, risks.
Rhysaene
01:04:48Thank you.01:04:51Yeah, it’s going to be good to sell.01:04:52It’ll be nice to have some…01:04:54Some extra money.01:04:57Uh,01:05:00I mean,01:05:01Okay.01:05:02In general, I kind of want to spoil you guys.
Temerity
01:05:07Hehehehe.01:05:08Oh, you don’t have to worry about that, Rhys.01:05:12At least not for me.
Rhysaene
01:05:13No, I do.
Temerity
01:05:14Nope.
Iva
01:05:15laughter
Temerity
01:05:18laughter
Rhysaene
01:05:20She gives Temerity an evil menacing look.
Temerity
01:05:24you
Hazel
01:05:25Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:05:27- It’s just like buttons up a bit like, oh.
Rhysaene
01:05:35-01:05:37What is that thing of, like, unstoppable force means immovable objects?01:05:43- Thank you.
Hazel
01:05:44I’m not sure if we…
Temerity
01:05:44Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:05:44Hello?
Rhysaene
01:05:47That’s what you’ve run into.01:05:49She’s now ride or die for you.
Dungeon Master
01:05:54But yeah.01:05:55You guys can head out of the theater, no problem.01:05:57The four of you still in the Hearth Wall, concluding your business at the theater.01:06:02Not in the Hearth Wall, sorry.01:06:04In the lantern wards, concluding your business at the theater.01:06:07at the theater around the time Iva you finish your scouting.
Iva
01:06:10Yeah, I would aim to cut them off.
Dungeon Master
01:06:14Well, we’ll see where they’re heading.
Hazel
01:06:18I’m still in Luma’s hat.
Luma
01:06:19And.
Dungeon Master
01:06:20you are still indeed in Luma’s hat.
Luma
01:06:22Oh.
Temerity
01:06:23laughs
Hazel
01:06:25This thing lasts for like, my wild shape lasts for hours.01:06:28I can’t be, I can’t be.01:06:30I can’t be popping multiple uses.
Luma
01:06:33That’s fair. Beepo is also in the hat.
Hazel
01:06:34He he he.
Luma
01:06:39attempting to poke
Dungeon Master
01:06:41Isn’t Beepo like four feet tall or something?
Luma
01:06:41Hazel, what’s that?
Dungeon Master
01:06:43Like two feet tall, not four feet tall.
Temerity
01:06:44No.
Dungeon Master
01:06:45That’d be crazy.
Luma
01:06:45People are tiny sized.01:06:47He’s like two feet tall.
Dungeon Master
01:06:47I.01:06:49Yeah, two feet tall, a little two foot tall guy riding on your head is kind of…
Luma
01:06:53In my bag of holdings?
Hazel
01:06:54Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:06:55Oh.01:06:56I guess Beepo can be in the bag of holding.01:06:59Hazel cannot.
Hazel
01:07:00Yeah.
Luma
01:07:01I mean,
Temerity
01:07:01Thank you.
Luma
01:07:01It’s open.
Dungeon Master
01:07:03Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:07:04um,
Dungeon Master
01:07:05No.
Luma
01:07:08Okay, never mind.
Hazel
01:07:08Good.
Dungeon Master
01:07:09No, it’s fine.01:07:11Hazel’s sitting more down in the head01:07:13and Beepo’s like up in like
Temerity
01:07:16I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
01:07:16off to the side of the opening because it’s more space on the inside than…
Luma
01:07:21Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:07:22laughs
Hazel
01:07:22Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:07:22So you can like01:07:23People could like peek out from under it if the hat is ever lifted up.
Luma
01:07:27He he he.
Hazel
01:07:28Every time, every time Hazel gets01:07:30poach.01:07:32edge.01:07:33people get to paw in the face.
Temerity
01:07:35laughs
Hazel
01:07:37pushing the creature back into the bag of holding.
Temerity
01:07:42laughs
Dungeon Master
01:07:42back in there.
Luma
01:07:42Oh, it quickly becomes a game.
Hazel
01:07:45Hee hee hee hee.
Temerity
01:07:45heheheheh
Dungeon Master
01:07:45Oh, God.
Hazel
01:07:48Luma looks incredibly uncomfortable.
Luma
01:07:48He’s using the paint street.01:07:50- Thank you.01:07:51He’s using the pastry shield to block the babs and…
Dungeon Master
01:07:55I’m so sorry.
Hazel
01:07:55Oh jeez.
Luma
01:07:55Right.
Dungeon Master
01:07:56So where are you guys headed?
Temerity
01:08:03Um,
Luma
01:08:04Back to us.
Dungeon Master
01:08:06back to Rhys’s apartment.
Temerity
01:08:07I was going to…01:08:08Oh.
Dungeon Master
01:08:08Oh, go ahead.
Luma
01:08:09RDE.
Temerity
01:08:09I was going to suggest if Rhys wanted to01:08:12Talk to Miri.
Rhysaene
01:08:15- Yeah.
Temerity
01:08:15Because we’re already out.01:08:16But
Rhysaene
01:08:19I guess we can say hello.
Dungeon Master
01:08:21You could certainly do that. The note did specifically say to come back some night soon.
Temerity
01:08:27Oh.
Rhysaene
01:08:28Yeah.
Temerity
01:08:28Never mind.
Luma
01:08:29Ha ha.
Dungeon Master
01:08:29But Rhys didn’t tell anybody that.
Temerity
01:08:32That’s true.
Rhysaene
01:08:32Oh.
Luma
01:08:32true.
Rhysaene
01:08:33She said to come back some night.
Temerity
01:08:36Oh.01:08:37Okay.
Rhysaene
01:08:43Um,
Luma
01:08:43- Yeah.
Temerity
01:08:45Hoops.01:08:46laughs
Rhysaene
01:08:46We could go tonight if you wanted.01:08:49I mean, I kind of do.
Temerity
01:08:51Right. Yeah, I can accompany you.
Rhysaene
01:08:54Yeah.01:08:56Y’all can if you want.
Hazel
01:08:56Yeah.01:09:01He did.01:09:02Yeah, Hazel’s just gonna come around no matter what at this point.
Rhysaene
01:09:05Yeah.
Temerity
01:09:06Yeah.
Iva
01:09:06- Okay.
Rhysaene
01:09:06Bye.01:09:07-01:09:09Me and my cat.01:09:11I’m going to get you here.
Luma
01:09:11Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:09:12Hee hee.
Luma
01:09:14Is the markets on the…01:09:16the inner part of the city or is it on like,01:09:18The edge.
Dungeon Master
01:09:19It’s on the outer. It’s on the very south side of the canal moat.01:09:25the big like area with all the tents and stuff that did not used to have so
Luma
01:09:25And…
Dungeon Master
01:09:28many tents last time we were on this map, nor was it so high resolution.
Luma
01:09:33Mm-hmm.
Iva
01:09:33- -01:09:34Many things have changed.
Luma
01:09:34This world is becoming more detailed with every passing day.
Dungeon Master
01:09:37Yeah, it’s Minecraft chunk loading stuff.
Luma
01:09:41Hmm.01:09:47Uh,01:09:48our plan? What are we doing?
Dungeon Master
01:09:54You guys do basically run into Iva as you get back to Teresa’s apartment.
Iva
01:10:02Piper goes, whoa, imagine seeing you guys here.
Temerity
01:10:06Hee hee hee hee hee.
Rhysaene
01:10:06Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:10:11Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:10:12So.
Rhysaene
01:10:13Yeah.
Hazel
01:10:14So at this point, Hazel pops out of the hat.
Temerity
01:10:17Bye.
Rhysaene
01:10:18I love it.
Temerity
01:10:18laughter
Rhysaene
01:10:19laughter
Temerity
01:10:24Oh, right.
Hazel
01:10:27You forget about me.
Temerity
01:10:29No.01:10:30No.
Luma
01:10:31No, I definitely did forget about you.
Rhysaene
01:10:33I’ll see you next time.
Luma
01:10:33Itches her head.
Temerity
01:10:34Yeah.01:10:34laughter
Hazel
01:10:38Hey.
Luma
01:10:40Are you having a party in there or something?
Hazel
01:10:40Oh.01:10:43Hit, hit, hit.01:10:49People kept trying to fight me.
Temerity
01:10:52-
Luma
01:10:53Oh, that’s what that was. Okay.
Iva
01:10:57Did you win?
Temerity
01:10:57Did you win?01:10:59laughs
Dungeon Master
01:10:59Yes.
Iva
01:11:00laughter
Temerity
01:11:00Yeah.
Hazel
01:11:02Hazel doesn’t respond.
Temerity
01:11:04bug.
Luma
01:11:07Beepo also pokes his head out.
Iva
01:11:07Thank you.
Luma
01:11:09He is wearing a championship wrestling belt now01:11:12that he created out of the ink.
Temerity
01:11:13laughs
Hazel
01:11:15Yeah.
Iva
01:11:16It looks like she lost…
Temerity
01:11:19laughter01:11:21- Yeah.01:11:22- Yeah.01:11:25Very gentle pat.
Luma
01:11:27- Yeah.
Hazel
01:11:34Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:11:34Um,01:11:40Sorry.
Hazel
01:11:43No, it’s okay.01:11:44And Hazel just goes, thank you.01:11:46And that’s it.
Temerity
01:11:47Hehehehe.01:11:53You’re going to say cut.
Dungeon Master
01:11:56At some point before evening, like you guys still have free time, but you’re not obligated to find stuff to do if there’s nothing you want to do with it.01:12:05But at some point before evening,01:12:08But to Temerity, you were told to check in…01:12:14to see when training would resume01:12:16And if you do that at any point during the day, you would learn that they’ve decided they’re just going to post it.01:12:24two days before your training will restart, that it’ll just be posted on the board, giving you some leeway in check-in time.
Temerity
01:12:31Okay.01:12:32All right.01:12:35community will take that.
Dungeon Master
01:12:35So if you, if you,01:12:37If you spend the link 20 minutes to check, you’ll learn that they,01:12:40that there’ll be like a little buffer.
Temerity
01:12:43Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
01:12:44So you won’t miss training if you don’t check in every single day.
Temerity
01:12:48All right.
Dungeon Master
01:12:50um,
Temerity
01:12:50Yeah, Temerity’s probably going to check in every single day until it gets close to birthday.
Dungeon Master
01:12:52Thank you.01:12:55Um,01:12:56I need to be right back.01:12:58So if anyone else would like a quick break, now is a good time for it.
Temerity
01:13:02- Okay.
Rhysaene
01:13:02Okay?
Hazel
01:13:02Yeah.
Temerity
01:13:06I’m going to be right back.
Hazel
01:13:09- All right.
Rhysaene
01:13:12Hi.01:13:16Are you okay?
Luma
01:13:18Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:13:19Okay.01:13:22Is everyone else okay?
Iva
01:13:24Yeah.
Hazel
01:13:25Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:13:26Okay.
Luma
01:13:28Are you okay?
Rhysaene
01:13:30Yeah, I just, I didn’t know if I was taking too much space.
Iva
01:13:34Yeah, so much space by turning in your art.
Luma
01:13:34Oh, of course not.
Hazel
01:13:34- No.
Luma
01:13:38Are you kidding?01:13:40fucking…01:13:41- Yeah.01:13:43I think we can all stand and give you more space.
Rhysaene
01:13:46Aww.
Hazel
01:13:49Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
01:13:50It’s okay, when I get this 145 gold, I will immediately turn01:13:55all of that into painting materials, and I would double it every time.
Luma
01:13:59Yes.
Hazel
01:14:00- Yeah.
Iva
01:14:01I’m a negligee.
Rhysaene
01:14:03Mm-hmm.01:14:06Man, I make money. I gotta buy armor.
Iva
01:14:09I also have to buy armor.
Luma
01:14:11All my money-making attempts have been shut down, so I’m just coasting at this point.
Rhysaene
01:14:11I don’t know.01:14:17Your what?
Luma
01:14:18All my money-making attempts have been shot down, so I’m just coasting at this point.
Rhysaene
01:14:22Love.01:14:24You can help me.01:14:26We can make the…
Luma
01:14:26Sure.
Rhysaene
01:14:29We can make the universe accept people.01:14:32And then,
Luma
01:14:32- Yeah.01:14:34You start making Renaissance paintings of Beepo to like…
Rhysaene
01:14:37I don’t know.
Luma
01:14:38desensitize the world of his existence.
Rhysaene
01:14:40Thank you.01:14:41Yeah, prepare the ward for his coming.
Temerity
01:14:41Thank you.
Luma
01:14:44Yeah.01:14:47The Messiah of the Silver Flame is on his way.01:14:49He’s Beepo.
Temerity
01:14:51laughs01:14:53I’m back.
Luma
01:14:55Stand ready for his arrival.
Hazel
01:14:58Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:14:58He, he, he, he, he, he.
Luma
01:15:03See?
Temerity
01:15:12I got a…01:15:13I gotta figure out a way to get de-cursed.
Iva
01:15:17I can think of one way.
Luma
01:15:18Oh.
Temerity
01:15:20Yeah.01:15:21uh,01:15:24Where if I get paid, it turns into…
Luma
01:15:28Oh yeah, true.
Temerity
01:15:28turned into copper.
Iva
01:15:31I said, I can at least think of one way.
Temerity
01:15:36dying.
Iva
01:15:38No, no, no, no, no.01:15:40Nope, I was thinking you’d go back to the witch like Hecate and apologize.
Luma
01:15:45- Yeah.01:15:46Learn your lesson.
Temerity
01:15:46Temerity doesn’t know what to apologize for.01:15:49So that’s going to be a hard one to do.
Iva
01:15:56To me, you should think about why she’s cursed the way she’s cursed.
Luma
01:16:00Mm-hmm.01:16:03Oh, that’s really unfortunate. None of us can learn…01:16:06Well…01:16:07Yeah.01:16:08Risk could learn remove curves.
Rhysaene
01:16:11Thank you.
Temerity
01:16:11laughs
Hazel
01:16:11I didn’t do it.
Luma
01:16:12- Uh-huh.
Temerity
01:16:13I never just learns remove curse but never uses it onto Temerity.
Luma
01:16:16Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:16:18- Oh.01:16:19Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Temerity
01:16:19I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
01:16:20I have…01:16:21I have talked about that with Mariah. It is a spell that,01:16:25that Hazel could conceivably learn given like the nature of her training.01:16:29However,01:16:30we both kind of agreed that there’s almost no chance in hell Hazel ever undoes a curse that01:16:35Hecate put on someone.
Iva
01:16:37- Yeah.
Luma
01:16:37through.
Temerity
01:16:37Hehehehehehe.
Luma
01:16:37Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:16:40I will.01:16:40I got the hubris for it.
Hazel
01:16:42Mm-hmm.
Luma
01:16:42Yeah.
Iva
01:16:42mom cursed you, you’re cursed, suffer.
Hazel
01:16:45I mean, yeah, it’s just…01:16:48Something about biting the hand that feeds you.
Temerity
01:16:53Temerity did…
Luma
01:16:54Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:16:54her a favor and didn’t want her a payment.
Dungeon Master
01:16:56- Yeah.01:16:58Yeah.
Luma
01:17:01Luma’s going to01:17:02research to Temerity in hopes of trying to figure out remove curse, but instead she’s going to learn bestow curse instead and make it worse.
Dungeon Master
01:17:08Yeah.
Temerity
01:17:09laughs
Luma
01:17:10Yeah.01:17:10Yeah.
Hazel
01:17:10Bye.
Dungeon Master
01:17:15um,01:17:16Anyway, I’m back.
Luma
01:17:17I’ll go back.
Temerity
01:17:18Welcome, man.
Iva
01:17:18Welcome back.
Dungeon Master
01:17:18we continue with whatever y’all want to do.
Hazel
01:17:19Welcome back.
Luma
01:17:21Yep.
Hazel
01:17:28and01:17:31I mean, Hazel has nothing right now.
Dungeon Master
01:17:34Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:17:34uh,01:17:39her her her current uh01:17:43her current like01:17:45Prospects at the moment are just waiting for.01:17:49What the…01:17:50Waiting for things to…01:17:53to go south after the stuff with Daisy. Uh, and so I think that’s,01:17:58That’s all she’s really doing.
Rhysaene
01:18:00Mm-hmm.01:18:04I don’t really have.
Hazel
01:18:04uh,
Rhysaene
01:18:06Also, go ahead.
Hazel
01:18:07No, it’s okay.
Rhysaene
01:18:14Oh, no, sorry if I interrupted you.
Hazel
01:18:17No, you didn’t interrupt me. I thought I was going to say something, but I realized I didn’t have anything else to say.
Rhysaene
01:18:22Oh.01:18:24Okay.01:18:26Um,01:18:28Yeah, I don’t have anything on the docket really apart from selling my painting and then…01:18:34And then married, maybe.
Dungeon Master
01:18:36Yeah.01:18:37um,01:18:38So if no one wants to do anything in the day, would you all like to go see Miri in the evening?
Iva
01:18:44Yeah.
Hazel
01:18:45Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:18:46what?
Temerity
01:18:47Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:18:51- Oh.01:18:59You all head down around following the canals01:19:03Um,01:19:04As the light starts to dim, still pre-dusk, still before sunset, but the light starts to dim, the ever-fire lanterns all kick on.01:19:14There aren’t really many out in the Hearth Wall district, but the canals themselves are lined with them, and this…01:19:25this water, which is usually crisp, um,01:19:28clear clear01:19:31bluish during the day, takes on a cyan hue as it’s contrasted by the orange light of liquid lava stored within these glass cylinders below the surface.01:19:43the surface of the water begins to01:19:46Steam.01:19:47as the cool evening air meets the unnaturally warmed water of the Grand Canal.01:19:56Um,01:19:58wrapping around to the South,01:20:01you start, you come to the edge of the…01:20:06Um…01:20:07of the canal markets.01:20:10Um,01:20:12Most of you are still pretty new to the city and have been pretty busy, so…01:20:18Hazel and Temerity for sure have not had a chance.01:20:22It’s up to the rest of you whether you’ve been or not.01:20:26But as you approach, you see that the markets are lit up.01:20:30First by the glow coming out of the river or the canal behind them, but also by candle and oil lamp just scattered throughout this open air market.01:20:42um,01:20:43Those of you who, I guess Luma’s fairly new to the city,01:20:47but you’ve been here long enough that you could have been down here.01:20:50On a lot of nights, the market will continue into…01:20:56into the01:20:58the late night hours, lit by oil lamp, with live music and obviously food for sale and little games and activities, kind of like a smaller scale impromptu version of something like the Synod’s own festivals.01:21:18um,01:21:19and as evening01:21:22falls upon Argentum.01:21:24You can see that the market has not lost…01:21:27lost any of its hustle and bustle and appears still quite busy.01:21:36the01:21:38as you approach the last bell ringing the transition from01:21:44uh,01:21:46from day into evening01:21:48rings out and the canal market kindles to life01:21:52Uh,01:21:53gradually igniting in a dazzling display. The smell of food carts fills, uh,01:21:58is filled with potstickers, desserts, spiced meats, sticky buns, and more.01:22:05Drift amid the warm flicker of the oil lamps and the gold of the ever-fire lamps drowned beneath the canal, their light wavering up across the awnings of the various stalls. Crowds of shoppers wander the stalls, drawn by the colors, smells, and music.01:22:21and you are free to explore the markets.01:22:26Temerity, you know exactly where Miri’s stall is, obviously.01:22:29You know, it’s on, like, the far end, almost, from where you guys come into the market at.
Temerity
01:22:37Uh-huh.
Iva
01:22:37I’m assuming…
Temerity
01:22:38And
Iva
01:22:38I’ve been here at least once, just kind of walking around like…
Dungeon Master
01:22:41Yeah.01:22:48No, for sure.01:22:49Um,
Temerity
01:22:54Um,01:22:58God.
Dungeon Master
01:23:01Go ahead.
Temerity
01:23:02Okay. I was going to say, uh,01:23:04Temerity.01:23:06Uh,01:23:07just going to mention, like, I can show you to01:23:10Temerity’s still, but if we want to look around, she’s on the far end.
Rhysaene
01:23:14Yeah.01:23:15Okay.01:23:15We can take the scenic route if you want.01:23:20If y’all want.
Temerity
01:23:22I thought it might be nice.
Iva
01:23:23I was like…01:23:24I was like, yeah, it’s on Night Market.01:23:26You don’t rush through this place.
Temerity
01:23:28Hehehehehehe.
Hazel
01:23:31as long as they were careful.
Temerity
01:23:35Marini nods.
Rhysaene
01:23:40Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:23:44Yeah.01:23:45Feel free to move about.01:23:54Temerity you kind of pass by a member of the stone shields01:23:58in uniform and armor.01:24:01Give you a little nod as your group starts passing by.01:24:04Um,01:24:06stall up here seems to be one of the larger ones and has a bunch of like caught fish and other seafood laid out01:24:16um,01:24:17but it currently its lights are not lit and it appears that no one is there at the moment.01:24:27and a sign hanging from the front reads,01:24:30uh,01:24:31Xungoon,01:24:33How do you pronounce that?01:24:35uh,01:24:38Xungoon Family Seafood.
Temerity
01:24:45No.01:24:47Xungoon Family Seafood.
Dungeon Master
01:24:50Sunken Family Seafood.
Temerity
01:24:54All right.01:24:55Tomeini will nod back at the stone shield.01:25:00as they keep making their way through.01:25:03Just taken in the sites.01:25:07The insights the smells.
Dungeon Master
01:25:09There are lots of both. Stahl up here appears to be selling grilled meat.01:25:16This one down here seems to be selling like baked goods, but not as elaborate as a01:25:23as Vada’s stall where Miri was working.
Temerity
01:25:34Okay.01:25:46to Temerity.
Hazel
01:25:46Um,
Temerity
01:25:47Go ahead.
Hazel
01:25:50You’re good. No, no, go for it.
Temerity
01:25:52Nah.01:25:52I wasn’t going to say anything important.01:25:54I was just going to be like, just waving at people around.
Hazel
01:26:01I want to just, you know,01:26:03like,01:26:03perception and01:26:06make sure that01:26:07There’s no there’s no shady fellows.
Dungeon Master
01:26:10Um,01:26:12Sure, roll perception.
Hazel
01:26:19Um,01:26:2113.
Dungeon Master
01:26:23uh,01:26:24you look around01:26:26and you see that the place is fairly crowded.01:26:29There are more people here01:26:30than I have put commoner tokens onto the map,01:26:33but no one in your immediate vicinity01:26:36up around the Xungoon family seafood01:26:38and these other couple stalls seems to be shady looking.
Hazel
01:26:45Okay.01:26:47uh,01:26:53Hazel will just01:26:55uh,01:26:56keep close to wrists.01:27:01make sure nothing
Rhysaene
01:27:01- Wow.
Hazel
01:27:04nothing bad goes on or anything.
Dungeon Master
01:27:07- Uh-huh.
Luma
01:27:12Hey, Aris, do you know how people get stalls in this place?
Rhysaene
01:27:20Can I make a check?
Luma
01:27:25Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:27:25Yeah, we’ll call it a history check.
Rhysaene
01:27:28Okay.01:27:28We’ll see you.01:27:32Um,01:27:36History. Okay.01:27:39Not the intelligence skill I have proficiency in.01:27:43Okay, yeah.01:27:45That’s a big old five.
Dungeon Master
01:27:50The five, you’re really not sure.01:27:52As far as you know, people just put them up.01:27:55but you’re not sure what the process is.
Rhysaene
01:28:00Yeah, I don’t really know.01:28:03how that works, Luma, I’m kind of,
Luma
01:28:07Ah, shoot.
Rhysaene
01:28:08I’m not really a star kind of girl.01:28:09Do you want any?01:28:10Maybe you could ask, but as far as I know, people just poke them up.
Luma
01:28:16Oh.01:28:17Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:28:18Thank you.
Luma
01:28:22I was thinking maybe of getting a stall on my own.01:28:24Since I don’t have a job anymore, I could start doing this.
Temerity
01:28:27Oh.
Rhysaene
01:28:28- Yeah, what are you gonna sell?
Temerity
01:28:28I think that’d be a good idea.
Rhysaene
01:28:30Yeah.
Luma
01:28:31Uh, well,01:28:33I know how to…01:28:34I know how to carpentry from01:28:37working with my family in the workshops.01:28:41I think it may be01:28:42some practical01:28:44word-based01:28:45Where’s?
Temerity
01:28:49Yeah, I think that’d be a good idea.01:28:51with how
Luma
01:28:52Like,01:28:53chairs.01:28:54installs01:28:55and tables.01:28:57and doors.
Temerity
01:28:59Yeah.
Luma
01:28:59Small houses.
Hazel
01:29:02Thank you.
Temerity
01:29:03small towns, cities.
Luma
01:29:06She just starts naming shit off.
Temerity
01:29:08ahem01:29:09Boats.
Luma
01:29:11No, no, it’s a different tech.
Iva
01:29:12Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:29:13A whole…
Luma
01:29:14It’s a different tool.
Temerity
01:29:14Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:29:14Navy. Hello.
Luma
01:29:14It’s a different tool.
Temerity
01:29:15Land exclusive.
Rhysaene
01:29:16Awesome.
Luma
01:29:17Also, there’s one Ripper…01:29:21Mm-hmm.01:29:25I don’t know.01:29:26We need money.01:29:28And Rhys is doing a good job, but I want to help out too.
Temerity
01:29:34think that’d be a good idea.
Luma
01:29:34And I don’t think I can afford a whole shop.01:29:36I could build a shop…01:29:38but I don’t think that’s loud either.
Iva
01:29:40Yeah.
Temerity
01:29:40Hehehehe.
Luma
01:29:42I think they might question if a building just kind of popped up.
Rhysaene
01:29:45When we next see someone who looks important around here, I’ll ask.
Hazel
01:29:45Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:29:45Yeah.
Luma
01:29:51What about that guard?
Iva
01:29:54Thank you.
Hazel
01:29:57Yeah, it’d be a really quick, sorry.
Temerity
01:29:58Oh, yeah.01:29:59Yeah, he might know.
Rhysaene
01:30:02Um,01:30:04Yeah, we could ask her, I don’t know.01:30:08Yeah, you could sell sick-ass furniture.
Luma
01:30:12Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:30:13Or anything, really.01:30:15You’re really smart, Luma.01:30:16I know you’ll figure something out.
Luma
01:30:19Oh.01:30:20Well, thank you.
Rhysaene
01:30:23Maybe, oh, maybe we could collab and then I’ll paint on your furniture for you.
Luma
01:30:29Oh.
Iva
01:30:29Yeah.
Luma
01:30:32I was going to say, I could make frames for your paintings.
Rhysaene
01:30:36Oh!01:30:37you.01:30:41She gives…01:30:43She gives you a…01:30:44Yeah.01:30:44Blink, blink.01:30:46Like,01:30:48Wow.
Luma
01:30:51Wow.
Temerity
01:30:51Wow.
Luma
01:30:52Great.
Rhysaene
01:30:52Mm-hmm.01:30:55sparkly eyes, I guess. Except that kind of
Luma
01:30:57Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:30:58fucking crazy because Rhys’s eyes were a little…01:31:03a little something, but she’ll01:31:06Where did you leave off from me?
Luma
01:31:09Yeah.01:31:10Maybe it’ll increase the value of the painting.
Rhysaene
01:31:13Yeah!
Luma
01:31:18Not that the painting needs to be any more valuable.01:31:20They’re pretty awesome.
Rhysaene
01:31:21Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:31:22I have to be right back.01:31:23My cat is misbehaving.
Luma
01:31:25I love this.
Rhysaene
01:31:25Okay.
Hazel
01:31:25I’m back.
Iva
01:31:27Devour them.
Temerity
01:31:28Welcome back. Cut.
Rhysaene
01:31:29to devour, it’s crazy.
Iva
01:31:29Thank you.
Temerity
01:31:30beer beard.
Iva
01:31:31Thank you.
Luma
01:31:32Ha ha ha.
Hazel
01:31:32Yeah.
Temerity
01:31:32laughs
Luma
01:31:35them.
Rhysaene
01:31:37- Yeah.01:31:38I need…01:31:43I feel like it’s restrictive that I can’t.01:31:47draw because I feel like Rhys is an incredibly animated person, so I have to convey that all through voice.
Luma
01:31:53Hehehe.01:31:56Does she do the little wavy hands?
Rhysaene
01:32:05whoosh whoosh.
Temerity
01:32:07whoosh whoosh.
Rhysaene
01:32:09Mm-hmm.01:32:15Oh my god, Luma would be like an animator’s dream though. Oh my goodness.
Luma
01:32:20Oh.
Rhysaene
01:32:21Look, it’s like all of your smiles are very cute.
Luma
01:32:25Oh, yeah.
Rhysaene
01:32:25really cartoony.01:32:27in like a way.
Luma
01:32:28Yeah, visual.
Rhysaene
01:32:30Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:32:31- Bye.
Iva
01:32:32Welcome back.
Luma
01:32:33I want to try and lean into the like…01:32:37It is absolutely…01:32:40Effect wise.
Dungeon Master
01:32:40Thank you.
Luma
01:32:41the equivalent of cartoon, but if it was drawn by an architect.
Hazel
01:32:47I love that.
Luma
01:32:47Like, yeah, big drawn hammer attack, but the hammer is fucking photorealistic.
Dungeon Master
01:32:47- Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
01:32:56Yes.
Hazel
01:32:56Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:33:01That’s awesome.
Luma
01:33:03Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:33:03All right, what are we doing?
Iva
01:33:09I think it’s.
Hazel
01:33:10Um,
Iva
01:33:11Blurring.01:33:12The market.
Luma
01:33:13Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:33:14Abba, do you have money?
Hazel
01:33:14Yeah.01:33:14following risks lead.
Iva
01:33:17I have a…01:33:19Iza looks at her coin pouch and goes, yeah.01:33:22But I’ve been saving it.
Rhysaene
01:33:22Okay.01:33:24Oh, good. Okay. I was going to give you some, but if you have a budget, then you…01:33:30Then you will.01:33:31Then you will not get money from me today, young lady.
Iva
01:33:34That’s fact.
Rhysaene
01:33:36I passed.
Temerity
01:33:37laughs
Rhysaene
01:33:38There’s Pat’s cyber on the head.
Dungeon Master
01:33:45You move through the market.01:33:47As you head further along the canal,01:33:52say.01:33:53um,01:33:56uh,01:33:57you come across a large, fairly busy,01:34:00stand. Temerity, you saw it in the morning01:34:04It’s they seem to be selling01:34:08spices and seasonings and a lot of peppers01:34:12um,01:34:14And, and, and,01:34:16and coffee bean. Um, but they also have some like,01:34:19some,01:34:20some cooked dishes01:34:22Uh, like, um…01:34:25They have…01:34:27What do they have?01:34:28um,01:34:29They have…01:34:31cucumber fire smoothies.01:34:34and honey glazed hot chips.01:34:38and the sign out front01:34:40says that they are called the Spicy Brothers.
Temerity
01:34:44Yo, the spicy bros.
Dungeon Master
01:34:47The spicy bros.01:34:49um,
Temerity
01:34:52Gareon de Luigi.
Dungeon Master
01:34:52And it seemed01:34:54- Yeah.01:34:55They are kind of Mario and Luigi.
Temerity
01:34:55Thanks, man.
Luma
01:34:57All they know is hot, chip and lie.
Dungeon Master
01:34:57Um,01:34:59All they know is hot chip and lye.
Temerity
01:35:00Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:35:01This is one of the busier stalls.
Temerity
01:35:01- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:35:04There’s a couple just like random people around.01:35:07A halfling man kind of like…01:35:10Perusing the wares.01:35:12And there are seats kind of at one of the counters, kind of like a bar set up, and there are tables around also.01:35:18There’s a woman hooded and cloaked.01:35:21sitting at the table,01:35:24There are also two people working the stand.01:35:26There is the aptly named Spicy Brothers Assistant01:35:31dressed in a mix of green and red silks.01:35:35and she seems to be waiting on people, but while enjoying a glass of red wine herself, and a human man dressed in fine01:35:49red and gold-trimmed silk01:35:53Um,01:35:55And he has art.01:36:03He is the Mario of the Spicy Brothers.
Temerity
01:36:06laughs
Dungeon Master
01:36:12And you can smell the smell of like roasting chili peppers and dried crushed red peppers and just all kinds of…01:36:21Um,01:36:22spices and the smell of like fresh ground coffee.01:36:26as you kind of move in the direction of this larger stall.
Temerity
01:36:31And that’s just gotta be expensive in our, in the Silver Vale.
Dungeon Master
01:36:35- Yeah.
Temerity
01:36:35Holy.
Rhysaene
01:36:37Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:36:44Uh, do they have any like prices posted?
Dungeon Master
01:36:47Um, yes.01:36:48Uh…01:36:50Let me…01:36:53Let me scroll through my notes.01:36:56Um,01:36:57the peppers and stuff are not terribly expensive um you’re talking like a silver or two per pound01:37:04Um,01:37:05For most of them, there are some more exotic peppers that are priced for pepper.01:37:10Um,01:37:11The, uh,01:37:12Cucumber fire smoothies are…01:37:16uh,01:37:18are five embers each, as are the honey-glazed hot chips.
Temerity
01:37:26Oof.01:37:29Oh, Temerity.01:37:31Temerity seems interested, but isn’t01:37:33isn’t heading towards the stall.01:37:36Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:37:36Uh-huh.
Temerity
01:37:41Now you gotta decide if Tamiris ever had spicy food.
Iva
01:37:45Thank you.
Temerity
01:37:46Is it very common in the veil?
Dungeon Master
01:37:49Um…01:37:51I wouldn’t say it’s common.01:37:53but it’s not unheard of.01:37:56uh,01:37:57Mariah.01:37:59Peppers would not be a terribly, like…01:38:02northern01:38:03plant to grow, right?
Temerity
01:38:08They could have like
Hazel
01:38:08Um,
Temerity
01:38:09Sorry.
Hazel
01:38:09Not natively, but01:38:11they,01:38:13They should be okay.01:38:15The Silver Vale is kind of cold though, so.
Dungeon Master
01:38:18The veil is cold.
Hazel
01:38:20Yeah. So01:38:23Probably not.
Dungeon Master
01:38:24So Temerity probably hasn’t really had any, like, anything spiced with, like,01:38:29with like chili peppers or anything like that.01:38:32In the city of Argentum,01:38:34there are greenhouses all over the place.01:38:36And it comes down to did any of the more like01:38:42Um,01:38:43the more like,01:38:45the plants that prefer a southern climb,01:38:49did they make, did anyone like bring seeds up01:38:53um,01:38:54many, many, many, many years ago when, um,01:38:58Bahamut led the survivors of the Starfall01:39:03And many did have things like01:39:05seeds or plants with seeds in them.01:39:08And so a lot of more…01:39:10um,01:39:13A lot of fruits and vegetables from more mild climates can be found in Argentum,01:39:19but not so much in the Silver Vale Beyond, unless they’re like…01:39:22Someone goes to the city to buy them, and I feel like in Temerity’s…01:39:27That’s not something that Father Emberthumb would have done.
Temerity
01:39:31Yeah.
Hazel
01:39:33The dwarves that used to that used to chill it before Argentum also did their01:39:39their hot honeys. So I imagine that they also just had a bunch of
Dungeon Master
01:39:43Uh-huh.
Hazel
01:39:44bunch of that stuff as well.
Dungeon Master
01:39:46Mm-hmm.01:39:51And yeah, before, that’s true.01:39:53There also would have been stuff from that left over for sure.01:39:57Before the Starfall,01:39:59The climate was probably warmer a little, but also it was possible to just go other places or import seeds and stuff.
Hazel
01:40:07Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:40:08um,01:40:09So yeah, you’re absolutely right that they probably also would have had like peppers and stuff for sure.01:40:15um,01:40:16Other things.01:40:18Perhaps.01:40:20But to answer your question and stop rambling,01:40:22Temerity, having lived in Crick’s Bend all their life,01:40:26probably hasn’t really had anything super spicy.
Temerity
01:40:30Okay.01:40:31And yeah.01:40:32No, there’s something.01:40:34I was wondering…01:40:35So yeah, Temerity probably sucks at Spice.01:40:38I don’t know, maybe not.
Dungeon Master
01:40:41Well, maybe we’ll find out later.
Temerity
01:40:44True.
Dungeon Master
01:40:45laughs
Temerity
01:40:46Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
01:40:56- Mm-hmm.01:40:57Yeah.01:40:57That’s the Spicy Brothers.
Rhysaene
01:41:02I love them.
Temerity
01:41:05Hehehehe.
Hazel
01:41:06Hmm.
Temerity
01:41:11Yeah.01:41:14Temerity is going to walk by01:41:16their prices are a bit too01:41:19Too hyped for Temerity.
Dungeon Master
01:41:19They are.01:41:20They are fairly expensive.
Luma
01:41:23One was going to go up to them.
Temerity
01:41:25Oh.
Dungeon Master
01:41:26um,01:41:27You head up and the man dressed in the elaborate red and gold silks with a green sash looks over to you and says,01:41:36Oh, hello and welcome to Spicy Brothers. You are not a face familiar to me.01:41:42How may I be of service?
Luma
01:41:44Hi, I’m Luma.01:41:46I have a question.
Dungeon Master
01:41:46Hello, Luma.01:41:48Yes, of course.
Luma
01:41:49How did you get your style here?
Dungeon Master
01:41:52laughs
Iva
01:41:53Ha, ha, ha.
Temerity
01:41:53Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:41:53He smiles and says, well, uh,
Rhysaene
01:41:55Look.
Dungeon Master
01:41:57My brother and I,01:42:01have, uh,01:42:03have been working here since we decided to open.01:42:08had would have been01:42:10I think 15 years ago now.01:42:15Technically you’re required to have a permit with the city, but the, um,01:42:21the Canal Market Merchants Council will handle that for you01:42:26if you are on their good side.
Luma
01:42:29Oh.01:42:30So,01:42:32Is it like a guild thing?01:42:34Do you have to pay dues?
Dungeon Master
01:42:34a little01:42:36No, no dues, although you do have to pay rent on the site.
Luma
01:42:42Ah.
Dungeon Master
01:42:44But it’s a small fee, right?01:42:47And of course you have to pay your taxes.01:42:49um,
Luma
01:42:50Yeah, of course, naturally.
Dungeon Master
01:42:51But…
Temerity
01:42:52Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:42:53No, there aren’t… It’s not formally a guild.01:42:56Technically, you could…01:42:58just go to the city and get a permit. But then you would be on the bad side of pretty much everyone here.01:43:05And he just smiles.
Luma
01:43:08I don’t want to be on anybody’s bad side. That doesn’t sound like very much fun.
Dungeon Master
01:43:11um,
Hazel
01:43:11So it’s a mob.01:43:13you
Luma
01:43:13- Thanks.
Iva
01:43:14Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:43:14I’m sorry.
Luma
01:43:16It’s a union.
Dungeon Master
01:43:16- Mm-hmm.01:43:17It’s a union. It’s a…
Temerity
01:43:17I’m like it.
Iva
01:43:18Thank you.
Luma
01:43:18Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:43:19It’s a loose collective of…01:43:22workers with, yeah, I guess it’s a union.
Temerity
01:43:26Hehehehe.
Luma
01:43:26It’s almost pretty much literally a union.01:43:28They probably do it so that they have negotiating power with the city.
Dungeon Master
01:43:33Mm-hmm.
Temerity
01:43:33uh,
Luma
01:43:34Um…
Hazel
01:43:35What is the difference between a mob and a union, if you think about it?
Luma
01:43:38Uh,
Temerity
01:43:38Yeah.
Hazel
01:43:40Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:43:40A lot, a lot, a lot, actually.
Luma
01:43:40Thank you.01:43:41ones.01:43:43Mm-hmm.01:43:45Uh, yeah, Luma will nod and write some stuff down in her little notebook.
Dungeon Master
01:43:45Um.
Luma
01:43:49She says, where is the council’s, like…01:43:52building that I could go to.
Dungeon Master
01:43:54Oh, there’s no building. It’s just to talk to the members, myself,01:44:00My brother, Kasem.01:44:04uh,01:44:06mis-01:44:09Miss, uh, uh, Madam Kulp.01:44:11She has a silk stall down at the other end, is very respected.01:44:18Then there’s…01:44:21um,01:44:22uh,01:44:24All of my…01:44:27Tim.01:44:28Uh, 10 Mo.01:44:29She owns a01:44:32Um,01:44:33and a noodle, a noodle cart, a noodle stall.01:44:39And.01:44:41Kusa Xungoon, who owns the seafood01:44:45place just up to the north.01:44:48um,01:44:48Then there’s Vada.01:44:50who owns a pastry stall01:44:53and01:44:56Va, the lovely Va who sells various trinkets and jewels and the like.01:45:05um,01:45:07Any of them, any of us,01:45:12you know,01:45:13That’s who you would have to01:45:17Oh.01:45:18for lack of a better way to say it, suck up to.
Luma
01:45:22Ah.01:45:23All right, that’s really convenient. You’re like the perfect person to talk to.
Dungeon Master
01:45:27Well, unfortunately, I am the least perfect person to talk to.01:45:33I will be retiring in a few weeks.
Iva
01:45:37Oh no!
Dungeon Master
01:45:39So I it.01:45:41I could put in a good word if I got to know you, but it wouldn’t be appropriate.01:45:47My brother will be the sole proprietor of the Spicy Brothers, and he would be better to talk to.
Luma
01:45:53How old does this guy look?
Dungeon Master
01:45:56late 20s, early 30s, maybe.
Luma
01:45:59Damn, bro.
Temerity
01:46:01Hehehehe.
Luma
01:46:01Uh,01:46:03Luma nods.01:46:04And she’s like, oh, okay, that’s understandable.01:46:06Um,01:46:10I guess could I ask for like a like a meeting because I don’t want to do it during business hours. That seems like a waste of your time.01:46:16or your brother’s time.
Dungeon Master
01:46:19while all hours are business hours for the most part, we’re usually open.01:46:26But yes, yes, I could arrange a specific time for you to meet with my brother if you would like.
Luma
01:46:33Okay.01:46:34I want to open a carpentry stall.
Dungeon Master
01:46:36Mmm.01:46:37When you say carpentry, do you mean like trinkets, like little wood carvings, or do you mean like01:46:44Furniture.
Luma
01:46:46Uh,01:46:47like trinkets and stools and chairs and tables.01:46:52And.
Dungeon Master
01:46:52Uh-uh.
Luma
01:46:53doors and
Dungeon Master
01:46:54- I’m trying to,01:46:54Doors?
Luma
01:46:55And,01:46:56and small houses,
Dungeon Master
01:46:56Beds?01:46:57I don’t…01:46:59I… I…01:47:00I’m not sure people…01:47:03I’m not sure getting that far up in size would serve you well, but trinkets, small furniture,01:47:09doors, not doors, why did I say doors?01:47:12That was foolish. Not doors, but stools and
Temerity
01:47:13I’ll see you next time.
Rhysaene
01:47:15I don’t know.
Luma
01:47:15Because you see the vision, you know the doors are going to be the selling point.
Iva
01:47:16Thank you.01:47:17-
Dungeon Master
01:47:19I think if you were going to sell doors, you’d want, like, a proper shop and not a…
Iva
01:47:19Thank you.
Luma
01:47:20Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:47:24a little stall, but01:47:27Um,01:47:28We have people selling little, like, wood-carved trinkets and the like.01:47:32We definitely don’t have anyone currently in the…01:47:35canal markets selling furniture,
Luma
01:47:35So,
Dungeon Master
01:47:37um,
Luma
01:47:38Okay.01:47:39I don’t want to encroach on anybody’s business or anything.
Dungeon Master
01:47:42Oh, no, it’s…01:47:44We’re all…01:47:46Obviously you were a stranger, uh,01:47:50and we don’t know you now, but if you are brought in,01:47:53if you set up here, if you are,01:47:56a member of this community, we are like family to each other.01:48:00People would understand, as long as you aren’t trying01:48:03to undercut someone else or anything like that,01:48:05there’s room for different,01:48:07Especially with art, there’s room for different styles and different01:48:10motifs. So if you wanted to sell carvings,01:48:14um,01:48:15you could probably do so.01:48:18Furniture, of course, you would have no competition inside the canal markets.01:48:22At that point, you’re competing with the sterling, the house sterling.
Iva
01:48:28- Wonderful.
Rhysaene
01:48:30Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:48:31I believe they’re
Luma
01:48:31That’s convenient.01:48:32Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:48:33I believe they’re trying to get into furniture and the like.01:48:37or so I’ve heard.
Luma
01:48:37Oh no, Olumou started wanting to do this to make money, but now she’s like, oh, I can’t get them to try and target me.
Dungeon Master
01:48:43Tilt, tilt, tilt.
Luma
01:48:44I’m just kidding.
Iva
01:48:44I could…
Luma
01:48:45- Yeah.
Iva
01:48:45I can spike them.
Luma
01:48:46I01:48:49Okay. That’s really helpful information. Thank you very much.
Dungeon Master
01:48:53- Yes, of course.01:48:58Is there anything else? Would you like to buy anything?01:49:03Would you like to take the pepper challenge?
Luma
01:49:03Yeah.01:49:06That sounds terrifying. I don’t know what that means.
Iva
01:49:08Iva goes, I’ll take the pepper challenge.
Dungeon Master
01:49:08uh,01:49:11He looks up to Iva, smiles well.01:49:14in a little while.01:49:17probably at the top of the hour,01:49:21Every hour we allow customers to participate in our Pepper, in our…01:49:29in our01:49:30in our family pepper,01:49:33our Aroon family pepper challenge,01:49:35where you test your endurance01:49:37against the spiciest peppers01:49:39known to the Silver Vale.
Temerity
01:49:43Hehehehe.
Luma
01:49:45How much does that cost?
Temerity
01:49:52Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:49:52It is free to enter.
Luma
01:49:56I have a, it’s free. Do it.
Temerity
01:49:56Oh.
Iva
01:49:58I was going to do it if it even cost money.
Luma
01:49:58I want to watch.
Temerity
01:50:01- Yeah.
Luma
01:50:02There’s a challenge. You’re really good at challenging things.
Temerity
01:50:05laughs01:50:11I01:50:11Temerity was going to join in, but Temerity smirks at that and it’s like, all right, yeah, I’ll give it a shot too.
Rhysaene
01:50:15- Yeah.01:50:16Rhys will clap.
Temerity
01:50:20I don’t know.01:50:22He he he he he.
Hazel
01:50:22Does anyone want to change?
Temerity
01:50:25Temerity can’t
Luma
01:50:27What did I still say?
Temerity
01:50:28that’s
Hazel
01:50:29I said, does anyone wanna cheat?
Dungeon Master
01:50:31Let’s see.
Temerity
01:50:32I’m sorry.
Luma
01:50:32Heh heh.
Temerity
01:50:33- Yeah.
Luma
01:50:35Temerity is going to win because Temerity has resistance to fire damage or some shit.
Dungeon Master
01:50:38Temerity does not have resistance to fire damage.
Luma
01:50:39Right.01:50:40Oh, right.01:50:41That is not actually what she is.01:50:43This is lame.
Temerity
01:50:43I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
01:50:44- Exactly.
Luma
01:50:44- Yeah.
Hazel
01:50:45I could…01:50:45I can enhance ability constitution or something.
Temerity
01:50:49Temerity rages to tank this.
Dungeon Master
01:50:50Oh, brother.
Luma
01:50:50Thank you.01:50:51Oh, brother.01:50:52Oh, I need to make friends with these people.
Temerity
01:50:55Yeah.
Iva
01:50:55Yes, Temerity, rage in the middle of…
Dungeon Master
01:50:56Temerity eats a really hot pepper and immediately catches on fire.
Temerity
01:51:01Yeah, Temerity gets the fucking most intense spice high in her life.
Iva
01:51:01Thank you.
Dungeon Master
01:51:06Peace.
Hazel
01:51:08Ooh.
Dungeon Master
01:51:08Um,01:51:09V says…01:51:12well,
Temerity
01:51:13I thought the peppercorns were spicy.
Dungeon Master
01:51:14Top of the hour will be the next01:51:16laughs
Temerity
01:51:18laughs
Hazel
01:51:19Also, I’m sorry to say spiciness would not deal fire damage.01:51:23It would deal poison damage.
Temerity
01:51:24True.
Dungeon Master
01:51:27It deals fire damage of the soul.01:51:30um,
Temerity
01:51:30- Yeah.
Hazel
01:51:31It’s literally toxin, isn’t it?
Temerity
01:51:31So…
Iva
01:51:33it’s I’m a real poison it’s your brain being stupid
Dungeon Master
01:51:37for sure deals fire damage now.
Luma
01:51:40Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:51:40Pink
Dungeon Master
01:51:40Um,01:51:42V says, well, if any of you would like to participate, you are more than welcome to test your mettle against the hottest peppers the Spicy Brothers have to offer and win the renown of being the champion of…01:52:00uh,01:52:01of hot01:52:03things. I need to work on that one.
Temerity
01:52:04being the champion of the hunt.
Dungeon Master
01:52:05Um,
Rhysaene
01:52:06- Oh, oh.
Luma
01:52:06- There’s a title? Oh, I’m in.
Hazel
01:52:07I’ll see you.
Temerity
01:52:08you
Luma
01:52:08I’m in. I’m signing up.
Dungeon Master
01:52:10um,
Hazel
01:52:11So you’re right, Bruce. It’s more01:52:13Like it’s technically a neurotoxin, so it would deal psychic damage.
Iva
01:52:18Yeah, exactly.
Temerity
01:52:18laughs
Dungeon Master
01:52:19it deals fire damage.01:52:22Um,
Rhysaene
01:52:23- Oh.
Iva
01:52:23This is cowardice.
Luma
01:52:23Mm-hmm.
Iva
01:52:24This is going to be like a damage.
Hazel
01:52:26First we have vanilla in the Silver Vale and now it,
Luma
01:52:27Mm-hmm.
Hazel
01:52:29capsaicin fields of fire damage.
Temerity
01:52:29Hehehehe.
Iva
01:52:31Yeah.01:52:34This capsaicin’s
Dungeon Master
01:52:34Can I grow vanilla in a, well, I’m not getting into that.
Hazel
01:52:37You did.
Iva
01:52:38That’s exactly-
Dungeon Master
01:52:39There are reasons for everything.
Iva
01:52:41laughs
Dungeon Master
01:52:42Uhm,01:52:43If you come back in, I think about 40 minutes, 30 to 40 minutes, we’ll be setting up for the next round.
Temerity
01:52:51- Okay.01:52:52All right, then we can stop by Mirren.
Luma
01:52:54I have an important question.
Dungeon Master
01:52:56Yes.
Luma
01:52:57Are we expected to defend our title?01:52:59If we win.
Dungeon Master
01:53:00He01:53:00He grins and says, um,01:53:03and not legally required to you, but it’s,01:53:06It would be dishonorable not to, would it not?
Luma
01:53:09I don’t have that kind of time.
Temerity
01:53:11Every day.
Luma
01:53:12If you do it every hour…
Dungeon Master
01:53:12Well, you’re not obligated.01:53:13You’re not obligated to, no.01:53:15It’s for fun.
Luma
01:53:16Oh, okay.
Dungeon Master
01:53:17It’s not a…
Temerity
01:53:20laughter
Luma
01:53:20Oh.01:53:21It’s a fun title. Okay, I understand now.
Dungeon Master
01:53:24- Yeah.01:53:29um,01:53:29He smiles and says, “Well, I look forward to seeing how many of you enter.”
Temerity
01:53:38All right.01:53:40Yeah.
Luma
01:53:42Luma runs back over at her wrist and says, I’ve got information.
Temerity
01:53:42we’re gonna crush it.
Rhysaene
01:53:47Great.
Dungeon Master
01:53:47Thank you.
Rhysaene
01:53:49What’s he get?
Luma
01:53:49I forgot to actually schedule the meeting with them.01:53:53but I know about the council.
Rhysaene
01:53:55Yeah.01:53:56or comic-cancel.
Luma
01:53:58I already forgot the name.
Dungeon Master
01:54:00- Yeah.
Rhysaene
01:54:00Okay, well, we’ll figure that out soon.
Temerity
01:54:01Ha ha ha ha.
Luma
01:54:06I have to speak to the console and then they’ll do the paperwork to get a stall.01:54:10And then I got to make sure that I do my taxes, which I already do.01:54:13And then I got to make sure that I pay my renter’s fee, which I already do for my apartment.01:54:23Wow.01:54:24Technically, my family does, but
Rhysaene
01:54:26Interesting.01:54:29Okay.
Luma
01:54:31And nobody on the block sells furniture.
Rhysaene
01:54:35Great.
Iva
01:54:37or doors.
Rhysaene
01:54:38you,
Luma
01:54:38or doors.
Rhysaene
01:54:39Thanks.01:54:40You got the market card then.
Temerity
01:54:43Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
01:54:43and that.
Luma
01:54:44I can make corners. Yes.
Rhysaene
01:54:46Well, no, I mean, you know, never mind, Luma.
Temerity
01:54:47laughs
Dungeon Master
01:54:50This is…
Luma
01:54:52What?
Dungeon Master
01:54:52Do you already have heroic inspiration?
Luma
01:54:55Probably. I don’t use it like ever because I forget that I have it.
Dungeon Master
01:54:58If you have it, if you don’t have it, you get it.01:55:01If you do have it, you could give it to someone else who doesn’t have it for fucking I can make corners.
Luma
01:55:02Bye.01:55:08Bye.
Temerity
01:55:08laughs
Luma
01:55:08Yeah, I’ll give my heroic inspiration to Rhys.
Rhysaene
01:55:09- Yeah.
Luma
01:55:14I’m pretty sure I have it for some stupid other thing that I said in another session.01:55:18I should probably figure out how to track that.
Temerity
01:55:18Hehehehe.
Luma
01:55:20Oh, wait.01:55:20Uh…01:55:21I have the tracker thing in…
Dungeon Master
01:55:25an owlbear.
Luma
01:55:26Yeah, I’ve got one inspiration thought on my little tracker thing.01:55:29So I definitely already had it.
Dungeon Master
01:55:30I see.
Luma
01:55:31So, yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:55:32So you give it to Rhys.01:55:33risks you have a heroic inspiration.
Luma
01:55:33and give it through.
Rhysaene
01:55:38Yay!
Dungeon Master
01:55:40Uh-huh.01:55:41What would you all like to do now?
Iva
01:55:44I guess we continue on to where we were trying to get to.
Rhysaene
01:55:46Yeah.
Temerity
01:55:48Yeah, Tim Beery’s.
Rhysaene
01:55:48Yes.
Dungeon Master
01:55:51from Temerity’s.
Rhysaene
01:55:51Let’s do it.
Dungeon Master
01:55:53You speed run the market to Miri’s…
Luma
01:55:58Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
01:55:58um,
Temerity
01:55:58Project sprinting.
Hazel
01:56:01Unfortunately, you’ve put a bunch of broke people in a market.
Luma
01:56:05Yeah.
Temerity
01:56:05laughs
Dungeon Master
01:56:06Y’all aren’t that broke, you’re just stingy.
Hazel
01:56:09I need…
Luma
01:56:09All right.
Temerity
01:56:09Thank you.
Hazel
01:56:10- Spell components.
Luma
01:56:11Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m absolutely broke.
Temerity
01:56:14Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
01:56:14Y’all aren’t that broke, you’re just stingy, but that’s okay.
Hazel
01:56:17They’re my savings.
Luma
01:56:18That’s all that I want.
Iva
01:56:18I
Temerity
01:56:18I don’t know.
Luma
01:56:19The spell that I want to have, that I cannot have right now, is 200 fucking gold.01:56:25I am broken.
Hazel
01:56:25Yeah.
Temerity
01:56:27Hehehehehehe.
Rhysaene
01:56:27-
Dungeon Master
01:56:28Um,
Luma
01:56:28in this.
Rhysaene
01:56:29We can put it together, we can put our money together, sorry.
Dungeon Master
01:56:29you,01:56:32Well, at least the pepper challenge is free.
Luma
01:56:33Yeah.01:56:35through.
Temerity
01:56:35True.
Dungeon Master
01:56:37You make your way across the market and finally arrive at Vada’s otherworldly goods.01:56:42where both Vada the Halfling and Miri Wetherlite are currently at work selling pastries and buns and various baked goods.01:56:53Upon your approach, Miri turns01:56:58and sees Rhys and the rest of01:57:00“Russein! Russein! Oh, you came! I’m so glad!”
Rhysaene
01:57:05- Bye.01:57:06“I got your letter!” She grins.
Dungeon Master
01:57:11She smiles at Temerity when you say that and mouths thank you.
Rhysaene
01:57:11Um,
Temerity
01:57:16Temerity nods and smiles.
Rhysaene
01:57:17Thank you.
Hazel
01:57:17Hazel’s just
Rhysaene
01:57:18- Thank you.
Hazel
01:57:19Hazel’s just palming the sickle under her cloak, just in case.
Rhysaene
01:57:24Yes.01:57:25laughter
Temerity
01:57:25He he he he he he he he.
Dungeon Master
01:57:25ordered it.
Temerity
01:57:26Ready for this shit to pop off.
Hazel
01:57:29Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
01:57:30Miri is also a warlock.
Dungeon Master
01:57:35laughs
Rhysaene
01:57:36Uh…01:57:38And we all…01:57:39Yeah, I’ll trot on over and I’ll…01:57:42Um,01:57:43Is she like over the stool?
Dungeon Master
01:57:45She’s on the outside just kind of walking around and Vada is in the back.01:57:50like adding little decorations to cupcakes.
Rhysaene
01:57:54Okay.01:57:55I’ll walk on over and I’ll hug her.
Dungeon Master
01:57:59She reaches up and wraps her arms around.01:58:02She says…01:58:03It’s not my own place, which, you know…01:58:07unfortunate, but it’s very nice. I’m so glad Vada was willing to hire me.
Rhysaene
01:58:13Yeah, it’s a step up.
Dungeon Master
01:58:16um.
Rhysaene
01:58:18Where was that other place that you were working at?01:58:20Was that an armory or something?01:58:21You’re still there?
Dungeon Master
01:58:22Oh, the Sterling expeditionary.01:58:25Yeah.01:58:27So far, this isn’t enough money to…01:58:31to live on and I also have to save up for my own stall again.01:58:38So I’m still working at the expeditionary as well.01:58:44But.
Rhysaene
01:58:44Okay.
Dungeon Master
01:58:45But I’m getting paid to do what I love, and that is…01:58:50you know,01:58:51something I’m happy about.
Rhysaene
01:58:53That’s better than anything.
Dungeon Master
01:58:56I did promise you one of Vada’s vanilla buns.01:59:01um,01:59:03So, and she kind of goes around the counter and01:59:06She brings out a vanilla…01:59:10infused01:59:12pastry and offers it up to you.01:59:14And she says, “Vada charges an arm and a leg for these.01:59:17Um,
Temerity
01:59:19Yeah.
Dungeon Master
01:59:19per01:59:21Her family recipe for the vanilla is…01:59:26Well, she says she’s taking it to the grave.01:59:30Um.
Rhysaene
01:59:30- Oh.
Dungeon Master
01:59:31So I put one aside for you, but otherwise they’re normally two whole crowns.01:59:37Can you believe that?
Rhysaene
01:59:37You know?01:59:38That’s crazy. I mean…01:59:41I mean, they better be good.
Dungeon Master
01:59:44Vada looks up and is like, they’re good.01:59:46Eerie, you better believe they’re good.
Rhysaene
01:59:47Mm-hmm.01:59:49-01:59:51Yeah.01:59:52-01:59:53And she, Rhys will place a hand to her chest and she’ll be like, ah,01:59:59be the judge of that.02:00:01I’m sorry.
Dungeon Master
02:00:01Okay.
Iva
02:00:02Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:00:06I’ll take a bite.
Dungeon Master
02:00:06Oh.02:00:08You take a bite and it’s…02:00:10is very soft, is a little almost chewy, but not quite.02:00:15a very dense kind of dough.02:00:18and infused with delicious vanilla.
Rhysaene
02:00:24Oh.
Temerity
02:00:26-
Dungeon Master
02:00:29And then as you take a bite, there’s almost like a little bit of like pull.02:00:33like02:00:34Like it has almost a little bit of spring to it as you like bite off a piece and tear it off with your teeth.
Rhysaene
02:00:34- Thank you.02:00:38- Ooh.02:00:39Oh.02:00:41She’s…02:00:42Uh,02:00:44She has like a little bit in her mouth and she’s like, this is great.02:00:47Oh my goodness.
Dungeon Master
02:00:48Miri smiles and claps and says, I made that one.02:00:52Not the vanilla.02:00:53Vada won’t tell me how to do that.
Rhysaene
02:00:54Bye.
Dungeon Master
02:00:55But I made the bun.
Iva
02:00:56Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:00:58Well,02:01:00- Yes.02:01:02It’s up there and one of the best things I’ve ever tasted.
Dungeon Master
02:01:06Sweet, Rhys.02:01:07Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:01:08Mm-hmm.02:01:09Yeah.02:01:10When you get off work.
Dungeon Master
02:01:13Oh, I’ll be here for another few hours, probably.02:01:15The market usually winds down after…
Rhysaene
02:01:16Mm-hmm.02:01:17Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:01:19After midnight,
Rhysaene
02:01:25- Oh, okay.
Dungeon Master
02:01:28So I’ll be here for a while yet, helping Vada and all of that.
Rhysaene
02:01:34Hmm.02:01:35Okay, okay. Well,02:01:38We…02:01:40I mean, we’re going to hang around for a little bit at least.
Dungeon Master
02:01:44Oh, that’s nice. Well, stop by anytime.
Hazel
02:01:45- We are.
Rhysaene
02:01:47Mmm.02:01:49How are you doing in the meantime? Are you okay?
Dungeon Master
02:01:50Mm-hmm.02:01:53I’m doing wonderful. Thanks for asking. How are you doing?
Rhysaene
02:01:58Um.02:01:59I’m alright, I’m doing fine.02:02:03getting on. I’m gonna sell a piece soon.02:02:06So that’s going to be great.
Dungeon Master
02:02:06Oh, yeah.02:02:08Nice.02:02:10What kind of piece.
Rhysaene
02:02:12Um,02:02:14- I kind of…02:02:16It kind of came to me in a dream.02:02:17It’s kind of a scenic piece.02:02:19Not usually my…02:02:22um,02:02:25It’s not usually what I go to, I tend to go to happier stuff.
Dungeon Master
02:02:29Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
02:02:29but something melancholy.
Dungeon Master
02:02:32Oh.
Rhysaene
02:02:32Oh,02:02:33struck me in like a nice way. I don’t know. It’s hard to explain. It just felt real nice.
Dungeon Master
02:02:40I see.02:02:42Mm-hmm.02:02:43Well, I’m sure it’s beautiful.
Rhysaene
02:02:45On.02:02:47Oh.02:02:49When you do get your stall,02:02:51I will be happy to paint for you.
Dungeon Master
02:02:53Oh, thank you.02:02:55I will take you up on that for sure.
Rhysaene
02:02:57Mm.02:03:00Good night.02:03:01Do an insight check on her? Is she like02:03:05When she says that she’s okay, is she like actually okay?
Dungeon Master
02:03:09Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:03:09Or is she like,02:03:10struggling.
Dungeon Master
02:03:11Roll for it.
Rhysaene
02:03:11Okay.02:03:16You wouldn’t be looking for any patrons, would you?
Iva
02:03:20-
Rhysaene
02:03:22Um, well, this is a big old six.
Dungeon Master
02:03:26even with a
Rhysaene
02:03:27Sorry.
Dungeon Master
02:03:29even with a five,02:03:30Even with a big ol’ five, she definitely seems happier than the last time you saw her when she was at the Sterling Expeditionary.
Rhysaene
02:03:36Oh,02:03:36Thank you.02:03:38- Yeah!
Temerity
02:03:40Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
02:03:40Oh my god.02:03:42Yes.02:03:46I’m so happy about this.02:03:51All right, we can’t visit this co-op again.02:03:53I don’t want to ruin a lot.
Iva
02:03:54this is like this looks at the party no one’s allowed to hear here ever again
Temerity
02:03:55laughter
Rhysaene
02:03:56-
Dungeon Master
02:04:00All the Everfire lamps in the canal start to shake, no.
Iva
02:04:01Not a single Warview.
Temerity
02:04:04laughs
Iva
02:04:04God damn it.
Rhysaene
02:04:05.
Luma
02:04:05Close.
Rhysaene
02:04:06Thank you.
Luma
02:04:07Lobos is already thinking about hiring Miriad.02:04:10to help her out.
Temerity
02:04:11Hehehehehehehehe.
Rhysaene
02:04:11Oh my God.02:04:13That’s incredible, because I had the same thoughts here.
Temerity
02:04:13Yeah.
Luma
02:04:14- Thank you.02:04:16Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Iva
02:04:16Yeah.
Temerity
02:04:16-
Dungeon Master
02:04:16- Thank you.
Iva
02:04:19I was like, oh, I could be your best friend.
Luma
02:04:22Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:04:22- Yeah.
Iva
02:04:24wrist pulling on his side
Rhysaene
02:04:26- Yeah.
Iva
02:04:28You’re not allowed to be near her ever again.
Rhysaene
02:04:31You cannot involve her in any of your fucking business.
Iva
02:04:31You need to…
Rhysaene
02:04:35Otherwise I won’t give you…
Luma
02:04:35Mm-hmm.
Iva
02:04:35Bye.
Temerity
02:04:35laughs
Iva
02:04:37Yeah.
Temerity
02:04:38Hehehehehehe.
Iva
02:04:39You think you seem the scariest of me, but you have no idea.
Rhysaene
02:04:44You haven’t seen my ass casting fucking stinking clothes.
Temerity
02:04:45I’ll see you next time.
Iva
02:04:48Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:04:48Thank you.02:04:50Um, okay.02:04:51Yeah.02:04:53Um,02:04:55Yeah, Rhys gives her a genuine…02:04:59Like,02:05:00relieved but also like oh this girl is like everything like she’s so cute02:05:06kind of smile.02:05:07Um,02:05:09Okay.02:05:10Um,02:05:12It was lovely meeting you again.
Dungeon Master
02:05:14Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:05:15I mean, we’ll visit more often.02:05:17I think Luma has some, Luma has some wrestling sessions.02:05:21Um,
Dungeon Master
02:05:22Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:05:23You wanna buy a door?
Rhysaene
02:05:23That is.
Dungeon Master
02:05:25Um,
Rhysaene
02:05:25GASP
Temerity
02:05:25laughter
Dungeon Master
02:05:26I am.
Rhysaene
02:05:27I’m sorry.
Iva
02:05:27Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:05:28No, sorry.
Rhysaene
02:05:30Thank you.
Luma
02:05:31Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:05:32That’s awesome.
Rhysaene
02:05:33I’m sorry.
Temerity
02:05:34Wanna make a door?
Rhysaene
02:05:36Bye.
Iva
02:05:36laughter
Rhysaene
02:05:37Thank you.02:05:38Oh, oh, oh.02:05:42- Thank you.
Iva
02:05:42No one has True Polywar if we can’t make her adore her.
Rhysaene
02:05:45Thank you.
Luma
02:05:45Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:05:46You know, like, every campaign you find, like, a blobo to adopt, I feel like Temerity is going to calm that.
Luma
02:05:53Yeah.
Temerity
02:05:54laughs
Rhysaene
02:05:54- Yeah.
Iva
02:05:55She’s not very blurble shape, but she’s about to be very blurbled.
Rhysaene
02:05:59- Oh my gosh.
Temerity
02:05:59laughs
Luma
02:06:00Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:06:01-02:06:02Oh goodness. Okay. Yeah, she, uh,02:06:06Oh, have you met the rest of my friends?
Dungeon Master
02:06:09I remember seeing them at the…02:06:13She kind of looks down and at the festival, they were all02:06:19get out of the fire and stuff. But I don’t think, I’ve met Temerity,
Rhysaene
02:06:21Yeah.02:06:25Mm.
Dungeon Master
02:06:26who I don’t think introduced themselves. So actually I met, um, I’m sorry,02:06:29I didn’t get your name.
Temerity
02:06:31Oh, Temerity.
Dungeon Master
02:06:33I met Temerity this morning.
Rhysaene
02:06:38- I’m not.02:06:40Yeah.02:06:41Smarties great.02:06:42Um,02:06:43This is Luma.
Luma
02:06:44- Yeah.02:06:46Hello.
Rhysaene
02:06:48And,02:06:49uh,02:06:50Heisel?
Hazel
02:06:52You didn’t see me at the festival.02:06:54You must be mistaken.
Temerity
02:06:55laughs
Rhysaene
02:06:57- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:06:57Okay.02:06:58Sorry.
Temerity
02:07:01Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:07:01Hi, Luma.02:07:03The head Temerity.02:07:04waves at each of you with a hand.
Rhysaene
02:07:07And…02:07:10Out of character, Bruce, did we clear that you still use the name Iva?
Iva
02:07:14Yes, I’m either, but I’m either…
Dungeon Master
02:07:17Carpenter.
Iva
02:07:17Baker, I think, or something.
Rhysaene
02:07:18seemed to
Dungeon Master
02:07:19Carpenter.
Iva
02:07:19Yes.
Rhysaene
02:07:20Soon to be dead, I love.
Iva
02:07:20I was smooth.
Rhysaene
02:07:22Okay, yeah, and this is Iva.
Iva
02:07:23No, no, no, no.02:07:25other I was soon to be dead. This I was02:07:27going to live forever.
Rhysaene
02:07:29Oh.
Luma
02:07:30Forever.
Rhysaene
02:07:31We just speak hubris into existence, this group.
Temerity
02:07:32Yeah.02:07:35Yeah.
Iva
02:07:35um
Luma
02:07:36I need…
Temerity
02:07:36Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:07:37Oh.
Iva
02:07:38Iva goes, “Yeah, you didn’t see me at the festival either, because I wasn’t there.”
Dungeon Master
02:07:42- Out.02:07:44Okay.
Temerity
02:07:46laughter
Luma
02:07:47It’s fucking weird.
Dungeon Master
02:07:47All right.
Rhysaene
02:07:47Yeah.02:07:50Thank you.
Luma
02:07:50And this is my first time.
Rhysaene
02:07:50Right.02:07:52Yeah.02:07:53My friend’s a real interesting issue.
Luma
02:07:54very important that you get your fucking facts
Dungeon Master
02:07:56Great.
Iva
02:07:56I don’t know.
Luma
02:07:56straight, lady.
Temerity
02:07:58Yeah, you.
Dungeon Master
02:07:58She’s extra confused.
Rhysaene
02:07:58Right here.
Iva
02:07:58I don’t know.
Temerity
02:07:59Bitch.
Dungeon Master
02:08:00She’s extra confused because she did see Hazel, and Hazel…02:08:05Said that, she definitely has never seen Iva before.
Temerity
02:08:08laughs
Iva
02:08:11I think Iva’s name was yelled, which makes it funnier.
Dungeon Master
02:08:15Yes.02:08:16But I don’t think she remembers that.
Iva
02:08:17That’s a little detail, but, you know, it’s funnier to me.
Dungeon Master
02:08:19Like that’s…02:08:21I don’t think she’d remember Iva’s name being yelled.02:08:23She’d remember the face, which is not the one you’re wearing.
Iva
02:08:27Correct.02:08:29This is the live forever, Iva.
Dungeon Master
02:08:32This is the live forever, Iva.
Luma
02:08:32All right.
Rhysaene
02:08:35Yeah.
Luma
02:08:36Bruce keeps finding shovels and immediately picking them up.02:08:40-
Rhysaene
02:08:41Oh.
Dungeon Master
02:08:42That’s damn true.
Temerity
02:08:44laughs
Iva
02:08:44Nothing could ever go wrong.02:08:47- Okay.
Luma
02:08:47Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:08:48I keep wanting to say something in character, but I keep cracking up.
Luma
02:08:51Yeah.
Iva
02:08:52Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:08:53with all fucking crackheads.
Luma
02:08:56Mm-hmm.02:08:56Yeah.02:08:57- I do.
Rhysaene
02:08:58Oh,
Temerity
02:08:58laughs
Luma
02:08:58Bye.
Rhysaene
02:09:00Yeah, this group is…02:09:03I failed good people.
Dungeon Master
02:09:05Good.
Rhysaene
02:09:09If you…02:09:11- Oh.02:09:12What days are you off work?
Dungeon Master
02:09:15Um…02:09:16the.02:09:19I have a couple days off of02:09:22Well, that’s kind of the problem. I have a few days off from the expeditionary, and then I spend those working here.
Rhysaene
02:09:28Ah, I see, I see, okay.02:09:32Yeah.02:09:34Well,02:09:36I mean…02:09:38I mean, I’d like to think that we…02:09:41Are we…02:09:43That…02:09:47I like to think that we…02:09:49that I could at least visit more often.02:09:51Say hello.
Dungeon Master
02:09:51- Yeah.02:09:53Um.02:09:54I wish I knew how much I’d be down here, but…02:09:59He’d stop by anytime I’m here for sure.02:10:02Um,
Rhysaene
02:10:03Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
02:10:03You can’t really visit the expedition area, unfortunately.
Rhysaene
02:10:07That’s okay.
Dungeon Master
02:10:07But…02:10:08Vada doesn’t mind, do you Vada? And Vada says, I don’t mind.
Rhysaene
02:10:15I will make sure to buy something from you every time, Vada, just to make it worth it for you.
Dungeon Master
02:10:24You better, dearie.
Rhysaene
02:10:27chancrens.02:10:30Um,02:10:32Yeah, I mean…02:10:33whenever you’re, whenever, uh,02:10:37you free.02:10:39I’d like to spend some time with you.
Dungeon Master
02:10:42- Yeah, I would like that.02:10:46we could, we could get something, we could, we could meet up for, for,02:10:51drinks or something in a few days, if you would like. I think I have the02:10:55the 12th off,02:10:57that, uh,02:10:58expeditionary if you’d like to02:11:01meet up for a brief time.
Rhysaene
02:11:03- Yeah, we could do that.02:11:05I think, yeah.02:11:08Yeah.
Luma
02:11:09Luma adds it to her calendar.
Rhysaene
02:11:12-
Temerity
02:11:12He he he he he he he he he.
Luma
02:11:13date with Temerity.
Rhysaene
02:11:14You were keeping for me.
Luma
02:11:15And that’s.02:11:16wrists underneath it.
Temerity
02:11:18laughs
Rhysaene
02:11:18Yeah.
Iva
02:11:19Thanks.
Rhysaene
02:11:21yeah okay yeah we could do that okay we could uh02:11:26we could all go out or if you
Luma
02:11:31carrying that limb with scribbles out date.
Dungeon Master
02:11:34You can’t.
Temerity
02:11:34Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
02:11:36I’ve…
Dungeon Master
02:11:38That’d be great.
Rhysaene
02:11:38Let us whatever you want, whatever you’re comfortable with, Temerity.
Dungeon Master
02:11:41Yeah. You ever been to a place called the Dancing Sword?
Iva
02:11:45Right.
Luma
02:11:46That place is awesome!
Rhysaene
02:11:46Oh.
Dungeon Master
02:11:48She smiles at Luma and she says, it’s my favorite place to go for drinks.
Rhysaene
02:11:49Thank you.02:11:53Yeah, it’s good.
Temerity
02:11:53Hehehehe.
Luma
02:11:53Did you know the sword that doesn’t actually dance but it is real?
Iva
02:11:57Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:11:57Um,02:11:59I know, um,02:12:01I know Mr. Dorian is very proud of his dancing sword.
Luma
02:12:05Yeah.02:12:06I almost said something that was fucking out of character.
Dungeon Master
02:12:09whoo
Luma
02:12:09That was interesting.
Temerity
02:12:10Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:12:13um,02:12:14But I don’t know if it’s real or not.02:12:17I’ve heard it’s, she leans in and kind of whispers.02:12:20I’ve heard it’s not, but.02:12:23He certainly likes to say it is.
Luma
02:12:24I’m,02:12:25I’m going to find out.
Dungeon Master
02:12:27All.
Temerity
02:12:28Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
02:12:29She kind of like looks at Luma and smiles and says, let me know what you find out.02:12:35Awesome.
Temerity
02:12:35Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
02:12:37-02:12:37Yeah, we can go dance a sword if you want.
Luma
02:12:41few three weeks when Temerity is implicated in a crime with Luma.02:12:44I don’t know.
Rhysaene
02:12:45- Oh!
Iva
02:12:45I don’t know.
Temerity
02:12:45Hehehe.
Dungeon Master
02:12:45Miri’s going to jail.
Luma
02:12:46- Cheers.02:12:47Bye.
Iva
02:12:47Oh, I’ve got another one!
Rhysaene
02:12:48He’s a little bit.
Luma
02:12:48We should have ruined Miri’s life again.
Rhysaene
02:12:51- Yeah.02:12:52We frame Temerity as a suspected mage.02:12:55And we can sign it.
Dungeon Master
02:12:57Oh my God.
Luma
02:12:58Oh my gosh.
Rhysaene
02:12:58- Yeah.
Temerity
02:12:59- Yeah.
Luma
02:12:59Horrible.02:13:00Yeah.02:13:02You’re going to the front lines, Miri.
Rhysaene
02:13:02No, that was a little bit. No, me. No, me. No, me. Sorry. My laugh. Sorry. My in a laugh. Okay, mother. I don’t know what to.
Temerity
02:13:04Heheheheh.
Luma
02:13:05Yes.02:13:08Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:13:09laughs
Luma
02:13:09Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:13:09Thank you.
Temerity
02:13:09Hehehehe.
Iva
02:13:10Thank you.
Luma
02:13:10Thank you.
Iva
02:13:12Yeah.02:13:13Suddenly I felt a power, a hunger for power.
Luma
02:13:16Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:13:18Look at these chumpers as well.02:13:20It’s going to eat you.02:13:23Yeah.02:13:24Oh.02:13:26Yeah.02:13:27I would love to.02:13:28On the 12th, you said?
Dungeon Master
02:13:30Yes, on the top, a couple of days from now.
Rhysaene
02:13:33Yeah, sounds good.02:13:36It was lovely meeting you.
Dungeon Master
02:13:39Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:13:39I can.
Dungeon Master
02:13:40Again.02:13:41And she smiles.
Luma
02:13:42Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
02:13:43- Thanks.02:13:44- Bye, we meet again.
Dungeon Master
02:13:46- Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:13:49I’ll give her a wink.
Dungeon Master
02:13:52She blushes and smiles.
Luma
02:13:56Luma gasps.
Temerity
02:13:58He, he, he, he, he, he.
Dungeon Master
02:14:00um,02:14:00And you, you,02:14:03You have a02:14:06You have a scheduled meeting with Miri Wetherlite.
Luma
02:14:11No, no, no, that wink made us with that Luma rewrote in bait.
Dungeon Master
02:14:14Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:14:15- Yeah.
Temerity
02:14:15He he he he he he he he he he he he.
Dungeon Master
02:14:15You have a date with Miri Wetherlite for the 12th at the Dancing Sword.
Luma
02:14:17Yes.02:14:19Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:14:23Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:14:24Now we all got to figure out ways to conveniently have to leave.
Temerity
02:14:24- Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:14:27Mm-hmm.02:14:28-02:14:30It’s okay. Whatever we get to do, we’ll do it. We’ll be slick with it. It’s fine.
Luma
02:14:38What do you mean? We’re all leaving so you’re there.
Rhysaene
02:14:40Oh, right.
Temerity
02:14:41Dude.
Luma
02:14:41Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:14:42It’s fine.02:14:45I got this.
Luma
02:14:46Yeah.
Iva
02:14:48I don’t know. My faith is being wavered.
Dungeon Master
02:14:51um,
Luma
02:14:51Mm.
Temerity
02:14:52laughs
Dungeon Master
02:14:54It’s.02:14:55uh,02:14:56It’s.02:14:57cool evening02:14:59The conversation with Miri has been very nice.02:15:02You’re immersed in the smell of various pastries and desserts as you stand.02:15:07in the canal markets.02:15:10during their02:15:11during their little02:15:14their love a light night market.02:15:17What else would you like to do?
Temerity
02:15:22Um,02:15:27I guess Temerity would…02:15:30Can I just peruse…02:15:32Little trinkets.
Luma
02:15:32How,
Dungeon Master
02:15:33careers.
Temerity
02:15:34and tool.
Luma
02:15:34How long is it?02:15:35Sorry.
Temerity
02:15:36Oh, that’s okay. I was going to say, until the competition thingy.
Luma
02:15:40Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:15:41That’s probably still about like 25 minutes.02:15:43You have not spent very long down here.02:15:48There’s more stalls to the east, although it does seem to like02:15:52becomes sparser. In the distance you can see a big round02:15:58tent.02:15:59Um,02:16:00that seems to be like brilliantly colored silks, which you can see even from here.02:16:05Um,02:16:06but otherwise everything down that way seems to be a lot sparser, and most of the activity is back towards the way you came.
Iva
02:16:20Is there any like used armor vendors?
Dungeon Master
02:16:25You have not seen any armor vendors, no.
Iva
02:16:27Dan.
Hazel
02:16:28used armor vendors is
Dungeon Master
02:16:29Almost.02:16:30Right?
Temerity
02:16:30laughs
Dungeon Master
02:16:32Insane ask, actually.
Temerity
02:16:34this baby could get in at least another 2,000 cuts from a dagger.
Iva
02:16:35I’ll see you next time.
Luma
02:16:35So specific.
Temerity
02:16:42It can be yours for the low price of $5,000,
Dungeon Master
02:16:42There’s…
Iva
02:16:42- Yeah.
Hazel
02:16:43Mm-hmm.02:16:45laughs
Temerity
02:16:46but it’s got a slight debt in the back.
Hazel
02:16:46Look at this bitch.
Dungeon Master
02:16:51Yeah, used armor is great, just don’t ask why the previous owner doesn’t have it anymore.
Iva
02:16:51-
Temerity
02:16:53- Yeah.
Luma
02:16:56I don’t know.
Temerity
02:16:56- Yeah.
Hazel
02:16:56Hehehehe.
Luma
02:16:57You’re retired. It’s fine. It’s fine.
Iva
02:16:57Glug
Temerity
02:16:57Okay.
Luma
02:16:59Okay.
Iva
02:16:59-
Hazel
02:16:59The inside smells a little gross.
Temerity
02:17:02-
Luma
02:17:03Luma selling this furniture is going to be like the fucking…02:17:07the02:17:08the jacuzzi salesman at the,02:17:10at the,02:17:11uh,02:17:13affair.02:17:14It’s like, why are you there?
Temerity
02:17:16Um…
Hazel
02:17:16Thank you.
Luma
02:17:17And.02:17:18Somebody’s buying something because they’re still there, but why are you there?
Temerity
02:17:18- Yeah.02:17:21Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:17:23Are you here?02:17:26um,02:17:27You’re more than welcome to peruse.02:17:30A whereabouts would you like to peruse?
Temerity
02:17:33In the direction back towards, I assume that was…02:17:38uh,02:17:39Temerity would head back in the direction towards the Spice Brothers.02:17:43The Spice Bros…
Dungeon Master
02:17:45Temerity begins heading back towards the Spice Bros. Is everyone else going with Temerity?
Rhysaene
02:17:50Yeah.
Iva
02:17:51I suppose.
Hazel
02:17:52Yeah, Hazel is just going to follow Rhys around still.02:17:56Still keeping her eye out for shady individuals.
Dungeon Master
02:18:00So that would put you around here when stuff happens.
Luma
02:18:05Bump, bump.
Temerity
02:18:06Oh.
Iva
02:18:06Oh no, not stuff.
Temerity
02:18:06Stop.
Luma
02:18:06Um.
Dungeon Master
02:18:09Uh-huh.02:18:14Bye.02:18:15Oh, no, Luma’s not on a table.
Luma
02:18:20You don’t know me.
Dungeon Master
02:18:21I’ll just…02:18:23Luma’s not on a table.
Luma
02:18:26You know, in all my life,
Temerity
02:18:27- He he he.
Dungeon Master
02:18:27That’s true.
Iva
02:18:27Luma builds tables.02:18:29She doesn’t get on top of the tables.
Dungeon Master
02:18:29Um,02:18:37As you all make your way02:18:39Back towards the Spicy Brothers.02:18:43I need everyone to make me a dexterity saving throw.
Luma
02:18:47We’re dead.02:18:47- Yeah.
Temerity
02:18:48Oh boy.
Rhysaene
02:18:49Oh my God.
Temerity
02:18:49Another explosion!
Dungeon Master
02:18:52Fireball!
Luma
02:18:53motion.02:18:55Yes.
Rhysaene
02:18:58Ooh, okay.
Luma
02:18:58and he’s going to go…
Rhysaene
02:19:00Okay, okay.
Luma
02:19:01I’ve…
Temerity
02:19:01All right.
Dungeon Master
02:19:04Five for Luma.
Luma
02:19:05Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:19:06Oh, sorry.
Dungeon Master
02:19:07All right, Luma.
Rhysaene
02:19:07It’s…
Iva
02:19:0914.
Rhysaene
02:19:1017th.
Dungeon Master
02:19:111417.02:19:1315 for Hazel, 5 for Luma.
Temerity
02:19:16Uh,
Dungeon Master
02:19:16Um,
Temerity
02:19:1722.
Dungeon Master
02:19:1822.02:19:19It’s a good dexterity saving throw.02:19:21As you start heading your way back towards the spicy brothers, shouting rises over the sounds of haggling shoppers and the sizzle of cooking street food. A shrill voice cries out, give it back, you little thief.02:19:34Um,02:19:35An even smaller, higher voice calls back,02:19:39No, you’re the thief!02:19:41replies a youngster with a panic squeak.02:19:44An instant later, a frantic kobold bursts from the crowd,02:19:47clutching a sizable bunch of green onions.02:19:50A flustered gnome woman chases him.02:19:53As the kobold bolts, Luma, you feel an impact in your back02:20:00as you’re walking away from the source of the sound.02:20:03As a tiny kobold child smashes into your backside,02:20:07bounces off of you, and lands…02:20:10lands on his back on the ground, scattering green onions everywhere.
Hazel
02:20:16Hazel draws her sickle and points it at the points it at the dragon, the dragon lizard.
Luma
02:20:16I’m glad.
Temerity
02:20:22Yeah.
Iva
02:20:23Iva runs over to help02:20:27them up.02:20:28Thank you.
Hazel
02:20:29She’s literally been holding on to this thing like fucking Han Solo the entire time, just terrified that something bad is going to happen.
Temerity
02:20:34laughs
Luma
02:20:34Thank you.
Hazel
02:20:36And the moment that something crazy happens, she’s just like, okay.02:20:39I’m gonna, I started swinging.
Temerity
02:20:39All right.02:20:42It’s time to start cutting.
Rhysaene
02:20:42I have to get this.
Luma
02:20:42I started blasting.
Hazel
02:20:45Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Iva
02:20:49I was like, oh, no.
Dungeon Master
02:20:49uh, and,02:20:51As he starts to try and get up, this gnome woman rushes in.02:20:55You! You pesky little thief! You stole my onions!02:21:00The kobolds, no! You stole them first! You stole my onions!02:21:03from our card, I saw you take the--02:21:04I did not, you thief!02:21:07Why would I steal onions from your cart? You sell seafood.02:21:12We need onions for seafood, duh!02:21:16Um,02:21:18As the two continue to argue,02:21:22a third person kind of enters the scene from below.02:21:25Another larger kobold,02:21:27though still obviously small size,02:21:29is…02:21:30Um,02:21:31I think I have art for all of these kobolds.02:21:34Um.
Luma
02:21:36Go ball dart. Go ball dart.
Dungeon Master
02:21:38Cobalt Child and Gnome Woman.02:21:44uh,
Luma
02:21:45- He he he.
Dungeon Master
02:21:48the kobold woman who has just entered the scene.02:21:51Um,02:21:53an adult kobold woman comes up from behind a tent02:21:59um,02:22:01and02:22:02Oh.02:22:04kind of like02:22:05interposes herself between the cobalt child02:22:08and the yelling gnome woman.02:22:10Um, and she, uh,02:22:13Um,02:22:17She, uh,02:22:18So that’s02:22:19Lamai, you’re behaving no better than our parents did stealing from me and attacking my son.02:22:26Um,02:22:26But there’s a lot of02:22:28like screams. I didn’t, those are02:22:32- They grew those out!02:22:33You…
Luma
02:22:34Yeah.
Temerity
02:22:35laughs
Dungeon Master
02:22:35steal anything!
Luma
02:22:39Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:22:39Um,02:22:43they just continue to go back and forth for a minute, just kind of02:22:46almost entirely oblivious to the crowd around them. And other people besides the five of you02:22:53are kind of watching this unfold. The arguing kobold woman then notices you and turns from02:23:00her son and the irate gnome shopkeeper, and she points right at Luma.02:23:06And she says, you!02:23:08You strangers look like capable sorts.02:23:10I’m Kusa, Kusa Xungoon, proprietor of the market-famous Xungoon Family Seafood.02:23:16For a fish typhoon, you’ll wish for Xungoon.02:23:20um,02:23:21Help us deal with this scoundrel, and she points at the gnome.02:23:24And I’ll make it worth your while, the gnome woman screams even more shrill.02:23:29Scoundrel!02:23:30Scoundrel!02:23:32uh,02:23:33You don’t look like you’re wrapped up in the market.02:23:36She screams scoundrel in rage before also turning to Luma.02:23:41And she calms herself down and she says,02:23:44You don’t look like you’re wrapped up in market politics.02:23:46I’m Lama.02:23:48Lamai Tyenmo. Help me figure out what’s going on here, and I’ll give you a lifetime supply of delicious noodles from Tyenmo Noodles.02:23:56um,02:23:58Kusa looks back and says, yo, what?02:24:00No, they don’t want your worthless noodles.02:24:03They want my delicious seafood and they’re going to help me.02:24:08What do you mean?
Luma
02:24:08Hold on, hold on.
Rhysaene
02:24:08Yeah.
Luma
02:24:09I thought y’all were supposed to be family here in this marketplace.
Dungeon Master
02:24:13They both,02:24:15Lamai looks at you and says, well, we are supposed to be, except this…02:24:20demon child keeps stealing from my cart and doing other things to sabotage my business.02:24:26And Kusa says, “Are you insane? We’re not doing anything to sabotage your business. You’re sabotaging our business and then blaming us for your bad business practices. Um, you, um, little elf girl, uh,02:24:42Free seafood for life.02:24:45and02:24:4750 gold.02:24:49If you will help us figure out, find proof that this,02:24:53this wretched noodle dealer is sabotaging02:24:56my upstanding seafood business.02:24:59Ratchet! Listen!02:25:01Um,02:25:01What’s your name, Miss?02:25:03Miss Elf?
Luma
02:25:05Luma.02:25:06Luma Dris.
Dungeon Master
02:25:06Miss Luma!02:25:08100 gold gold.02:25:10Lifetime Noodles from Tyenmo Noodles.02:25:12and02:25:13I’ll teach you how to hand pull a Mobius noodle.02:25:17A mythical noodle unheard of in these lands.02:25:22And then they, they, a Mobius noodle? You just made that up? No, I didn’t. It’s an ancient family secret. There’s no such, it’s literally a physical impossibility.
Luma
02:25:28- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:25:34and they just go back at each other,02:25:37But,02:25:38There are two offers on the table, unlimited seafood and 100 gold or unlimited noodle dishes and 100 gold.
Luma
02:25:44- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:25:47to help one or the other
Rhysaene
02:25:47I’m sorry.
Hazel
02:25:48moment.
Luma
02:25:48I don’t know.02:25:50Thank you.02:25:50Oh, shit.
Hazel
02:25:50you can’t guarantee that they can, that they can, that they can make like,
Temerity
02:25:51laughs
Hazel
02:25:56They can make good on their lifetime supply.02:25:58They live way longer than you do.
Temerity
02:26:02laughs
Luma
02:26:03Oh.
Hazel
02:26:04They live way shorter than you do.
Luma
02:26:06Oh,02:26:07Wait, what?
Hazel
02:26:07Fuck.
Luma
02:26:08No, I get you, I get you.
Hazel
02:26:09I would, yeah.
Luma
02:26:10Oh, that’s true.02:26:12That’s okay. Yeah, I guess that’s a really important question.02:26:15What kind of lifetime are we talking here?
Temerity
02:26:19-
Dungeon Master
02:26:20or02:26:21Allow my…02:26:22smiles bright, and Kusa’s like,02:26:28I didn’t like the little baby.02:26:31like seven eight years maybe a dozen02:26:35And I was like, I will probably live another 50 to 100 years, young lady.
Luma
02:26:41Aw, that’s so dreadfully short. I’m really sorry.
Iva
02:26:44Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Luma
02:26:45That’s okay. We can cut the player existential drug later. Um,02:26:49I’m not going to accept either of your offers, but I am going to help you both.02:26:52Because I want to be part of this family.02:26:55And then family people help each other.
Dungeon Master
02:26:57They both look at each other and then look at you02:26:59and they both scream in unison.02:27:01Perfectly.02:27:02But not in the creepy way the Charmed people did.02:27:05This is more of a comedic way.
Luma
02:27:05yet.
Dungeon Master
02:27:07They scream,
Luma
02:27:07- Yeah.02:27:09to cut out.
Dungeon Master
02:27:11Oh man.02:27:12They scream, “You can’t help us both! She’s trying to sabotage me!”
Temerity
02:27:19laughs
Luma
02:27:21Well, if neither of you did it and both of you did it, then I’m going to help both of you and not help either of you at the same time.
Temerity
02:27:21Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:27:27don’t know what that means. What I do know is not neither of us did it. She did it. Look,02:27:32her kid stole my onions. And the kid Gammon goes, you stole it first. I saw you do it.02:27:39Um,02:27:42And if anyone wants to insight that, they certainly can.
Iva
02:27:45I will happily incline a child.
Hazel
02:27:45Simply cut the onions and the child in half.
Rhysaene
02:27:46- I will.
Dungeon Master
02:27:48- Thank you.
Luma
02:27:48We cut the child in half.
Temerity
02:27:49True.
Hazel
02:27:50Solomon.
Rhysaene
02:27:51Thank you.
Luma
02:27:52My name is now Solomon Dreis.
Rhysaene
02:27:55I think
Luma
02:27:55Uh, 13 plus.
Rhysaene
02:27:57I am balling really well! Yippee!
Luma
02:27:59Yeah.02:28:00Insight?02:28:01I have plus zero in Insight.
Dungeon Master
02:28:01Yeah.
Luma
02:28:02Holy.02:28:02Thirteen.02:28:03Thirteen.
Dungeon Master
02:28:0413.
Rhysaene
02:28:05Oh God, just the
Luma
02:28:08Save us risks.
Rhysaene
02:28:08Oh, we’re really low on that one.02:28:10I just got a 17.
Luma
02:28:11Wow.
Rhysaene
02:28:13I don’t know.02:28:14plus zero.
Dungeon Master
02:28:1417, 15, 17.
Luma
02:28:17Oh, yeah, sorry.
Dungeon Master
02:28:201913. Everyone02:28:22Um,02:28:24Lamai, the only thing you read off Lamai is anger, but02:28:30Lamai has a decent case. The kid was running with a bundle of Andans when he crashed into Luma.02:28:36When the kid says, “Lamai stole them first,”02:28:41It’s pretty clear he made that shit up.
Iva
02:28:44Mm-hmm.
Temerity
02:28:44laughs
Luma
02:28:47No.
Dungeon Master
02:28:47He is lying through his little cobalt teeth.
Luma
02:28:48Well, my…02:28:51Luma crouches down in front of the small child and she says, “Where did the onions come from?”
Dungeon Master
02:28:58or stole first and then that mean old gnome woman stole them so I stole them back.
Luma
02:29:04Right, but where did she steal them from?
Dungeon Master
02:29:08from us.
Luma
02:29:09And where did you get them from?
Dungeon Master
02:29:11Uh, onion store?
Luma
02:29:14Do you have a receipt?
Dungeon Master
02:29:17I have lots of recipes we can make.
Luma
02:29:20No, a receipt.
Dungeon Master
02:29:21Grill.
Luma
02:29:22A proof of purchase.
Dungeon Master
02:29:26You have a pin?
Luma
02:29:29What?
Dungeon Master
02:29:30- You have a pen?
Luma
02:29:31You can’t write a proof of purchase.02:29:34You have to receive one.
Dungeon Master
02:29:34Why not?
Luma
02:29:35Because that’s,
Dungeon Master
02:29:35Oh, can you write a proof of purchase for me real quick?
Luma
02:29:40No, you have to get it from the person you purchased the onions from.
Dungeon Master
02:29:44Man, I have to steal a proof of purchase to…02:29:47I mean, ah, crud.
Iva
02:29:49Aw, crud.
Temerity
02:29:49Bye.
Luma
02:29:50Luma pats him on the head and says, maybe we should give the onions back.
Dungeon Master
02:29:56hey, give the onion.02:29:58Um…02:30:00He starts to gather up the onions.02:30:04Mm-hmm.02:30:05And he
Rhysaene
02:30:05Rhys will help.
Dungeon Master
02:30:06Once they’re all together, he hands them to Lamai, who yanks them out of his hand.02:30:11And he says, well, that…02:30:14I only did it because she’s sabotaging my mom’s business.
Luma
02:30:18Well, that’s a different problem altogether.02:30:21But,02:30:22Causing mischief and retribution of02:30:25Other mischief only makes…02:30:27Tool mischief.
Dungeon Master
02:30:29that
Hazel
02:30:29And it’s very embarrassing when you get caught.
Iva
02:30:29Iva pulls out her notebook…
Dungeon Master
02:30:32He looks at Hazel and he’s like, yeah, that part’s true.
Luma
02:30:32that tool.
Temerity
02:30:36laughs
Hazel
02:30:37to have been raised.
Luma
02:30:37Why do you think that?02:30:39Why do you think that’s…
Hazel
02:30:40Not he ought to have been raised to be a better thief.
Luma
02:30:43- Bye.
Temerity
02:30:43heheheheh
Luma
02:30:44- It’s all.
Iva
02:30:45- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:30:45Kusa is like…02:30:47I did not raise my son to be a thief.02:30:49that he’s driven to this
Hazel
02:30:50Evidently,
Luma
02:30:51Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:30:52That he’s…02:30:53ATT.
Luma
02:30:53This is stupid.
Dungeon Master
02:30:54that he’s driven to this is only because this woman has
Luma
02:30:54Hey.
Dungeon Master
02:30:58Stolen our fish, stolen our other ingredients, knocked over barrels of fish sauce, almost set our stall at fire. I could go on.
Luma
02:31:12What?02:31:13What makes you think that it’s her that’s doing it?
Dungeon Master
02:31:16Who else could it be?
Luma
02:31:19I could list a,
Hazel
02:31:19not a very compelling answer.
Luma
02:31:20A thousand people that live in Argentum.02:31:24that have just as much of a reason as she does, if you can’t give one.
Dungeon Master
02:31:27Listen,02:31:28She’s hated my family for02:31:31generations.02:31:33And Lama is like, “Yes, and that feeling is mutual, isn’t it, Kusa?”02:31:38You have not been kind to us either.
Luma
02:31:39Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:31:41And they start bickering again and yelling at each other.02:31:44It almost…
Temerity
02:31:45- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:31:46It at first is almost incomprehensible, and then it becomes incomprehensible as they both slip into a language that none of you speak.
Temerity
02:31:56Oh shit.
Luma
02:32:00filed.
Dungeon Master
02:32:00Um,
Luma
02:32:02I got a long ass list of languages. What the fuck?
Dungeon Master
02:32:04It is not any language on your list, but I would let you roll a history check.
Luma
02:32:10Sure.02:32:12to02:32:14No, not with that role.02:32:15Of course.02:32:16History?
Dungeon Master
02:32:18and
Luma
02:32:18Oh, actually, uh…
Dungeon Master
02:32:19Yes.
Luma
02:32:20load.02:32:21Eh, 12.
Dungeon Master
02:32:22Let me open a 12.02:32:25It is not a language you speak and you can rule out like02:32:30linguistic siblings or like02:32:33close cousins. So like,02:32:35If you speak Elvish, you can rule out Sylvan.02:32:37If you speak Dwarven, you can rule out Giant.02:32:39That kind of thing.
Luma
02:32:43I speak Dwarvish, so it’s not giant.
Dungeon Master
02:32:43Um,
Luma
02:32:45I speak Gnomish, so it’s not halfling.
Dungeon Master
02:32:48It is not halfling, it is not gnomish.02:32:51It is not giant.02:32:52Although I don’t think Gnomish and Halfling are related, but you could pretty easily rule those out anyway.02:32:58It is not Sylvan.02:33:00um,02:33:01It is not you speak draconic. It’s not draconic. Let me check something real quick.02:33:08uh,02:33:10I say,02:33:11dig into the files.02:33:24It is…
Luma
02:33:24What are the cheers?02:33:25Oh, sorry.
Dungeon Master
02:33:25Huh?
Luma
02:33:26No, go ahead.
Dungeon Master
02:33:28It is not draconic.02:33:31Though you as a linguist, as a like trained linguist, can tell it has some very distant root similarities to Draconic.
Luma
02:33:44Oh, wow.
Dungeon Master
02:33:44But,02:33:45But that doesn’t, like, specifically,02:33:46that is something you can identify about the language02:33:50that does not help you learn anything else about the language.02:33:53It is…02:33:54Utterly unsimilar to you.
Luma
02:33:56Okay, that’s fine.02:34:00Oh.02:34:02I don’t know, Luma just kind of stares.
Dungeon Master
02:34:04After like a minute or two of yelling, they both turn to you and say,
Temerity
02:34:05Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:34:09you have to take one of our offers02:34:12Of course,02:34:14You don’t have to take one of their offers, but…
Luma
02:34:14Can I…02:34:17Yeah.02:34:18Can I request something instead?
Dungeon Master
02:34:22they look at you.
Luma
02:34:24Um,02:34:25I really want to get a stall here, and I was wondering if I could use either of you for a favor.02:34:30when I get the paperwork all settled.
Dungeon Master
02:34:33Lemmy says,02:34:34Yes, absolutely. Once you prove that this fiend has been sabotaging my stall, I’d be more than happy to put in a good word with you. I am incredibly popular with all the other members of the Canal Market Merchants Council.02:34:49Kusta’s like,02:34:50in her dreams,02:34:52If you help me prove that Lamai is sabotaging my business02:35:00I will put in a good word for you.02:35:01And then they glare at each other.
Luma
02:35:04Okay, so.02:35:05Once I figure out who did what,02:35:07then we’ll know who owes me the favor.
Dungeon Master
02:35:11They both look at you02:35:12And while it’s clear that they both know who did it,02:35:18that logic tracks.02:35:20Because they both know you’re going to find the other one guilty.
Luma
02:35:20Yeah.02:35:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:35:24And they both nod and say, fine.
Luma
02:35:27Okay.02:35:28Until then.02:35:29Nobody causes any mischief.
Iva
02:35:32I have France in the back.
Dungeon Master
02:35:32All right.
Temerity
02:35:33laughs
Dungeon Master
02:35:35The gammon also frowns in the front.
Iva
02:35:37-
Dungeon Master
02:35:40And they both say, fine, a truce, until…02:35:44While…02:35:45while young Miss Luma and her friends are investigating.02:35:48No funny business.
Luma
02:35:49I want,02:35:50I want you to shake on it.02:35:52I want you to look each other in the eye and I want you to say no funny business.
Dungeon Master
02:35:56They glare at you, but they do.02:35:58They take hands and they shake on it and they say, no, no truths until this is solved.
Luma
02:36:06Okay.02:36:07All right.02:36:08Ciao.02:36:09When nothing happens,02:36:11we’ll know, and when something happens, we’ll also know.
Dungeon Master
02:36:14Thank you.
Luma
02:36:15Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:36:16Lamai goes back to her stall02:36:19Uh,02:36:20Uh, whoop.02:36:23Timo noodles.02:36:24And02:36:26Kusa says, come on Gammon, let’s get out of here, and leads her son back up to the…02:36:33There.02:36:33their little stall.
Luma
02:36:35Luma looks at everybody with a big grin.02:36:38I think I got an in.
Hazel
02:36:40In.
Temerity
02:36:40Hehehehe.
Luma
02:36:40Let’s solve a mystery.
Iva
02:36:40Thank you.
Temerity
02:36:42laughs
Hazel
02:36:43Why don’t they simply duel each other to figure out who was the one in the right?
Luma
02:36:47Because that’s illegal in the city.
Temerity
02:36:51- Yeah.
Iva
02:36:52They can take it out of the city.
Temerity
02:36:55Hehehehe.
Luma
02:36:55Oh, it’s too dangerous out there.
Dungeon Master
02:36:57- -
Hazel
02:37:00Well,
Dungeon Master
02:37:01um,
Luma
02:37:01What happens if they get attacked by a third party?
Hazel
02:37:03to do it.
Iva
02:37:05Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:37:05They get third-partied.
Luma
02:37:06Yeah.
Iva
02:37:07Make it third party.
Luma
02:37:08Yeah.
Hazel
02:37:10Well, Luma, I will be following your lead if you need anything.
Luma
02:37:15Okay, I got the perfect thing for this.
Rhysaene
02:37:15Same here, Luma.
Luma
02:37:18Luma digs into her pack and she pulls out a detective hat, monocle, and bubbly…02:37:24the02:37:25hype.
Temerity
02:37:25- I have to.02:37:26Hehehehe.
Luma
02:37:29I can’t afford a magnifying glass. Those are actually surprisingly expensive.
Dungeon Master
02:37:37Mm-hmm.02:37:40Where?
Hazel
02:37:41Thank you.02:37:42Hazel in the back of her mind is like, this is the most like beneath me thing ever. But if, uh,
Rhysaene
02:37:49- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:37:50It means that it’s a little bit.
Hazel
02:37:50But if it means that we can get the others02:37:53We can get the others out of the house.
Luma
02:37:56Ha ha ha ha!
Iva
02:37:56Thank you.
Temerity
02:37:56laughs
Luma
02:37:58It’ll be fun.
Hazel
02:38:00I don’t know.
Temerity
02:38:01He he he he.
Luma
02:38:01And think.
Iva
02:38:02Iva goes, what are the odds that it’s just like rats eating their stalks?
Luma
02:38:02If we say,
Temerity
02:38:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Luma
02:38:08That’s a potential. Maybe we should set some rat traps.
Dungeon Master
02:38:08Um,
Hazel
02:38:12Oh, I’m excellent at laying traps.
Luma
02:38:16Yay.
Hazel
02:38:19It was.02:38:21Perhaps the only thing I did02:38:24with like02:38:27seven years of my life.02:38:31though,
Dungeon Master
02:38:31Thanks.
Hazel
02:38:31Those are for02:38:34Liz Burford.02:38:36traps in the wild.02:38:38I’m not entirely sure if I can02:38:40Finagle, something like that.02:38:42In a stall.
Dungeon Master
02:38:44um,02:38:46As your group converses,02:38:48You are approached by another person, a human man.02:38:52Um,02:38:53At first,02:38:54you would think that Vi Aroon02:38:58had simply changed the color of his outfit from red to green.02:39:04Um,02:39:05as someone basically identical walks up in green silks with a red sash.02:39:11Same art as before, but this is the Mario brother instead of the Luigi brother.02:39:16Or no, this is the Luigi brother instead of the Mario brother, my bad.
Temerity
02:39:20He he he.
Hazel
02:39:20Mm-hmm.02:39:21seems the other one has showed himself.
Luma
02:39:24Oh, did you change your outfit?
Dungeon Master
02:39:26Um,02:39:27Oh, no, no, no. You must have met my brother.02:39:32V over at the spicy brothers.02:39:37No, I’m…
Luma
02:39:38Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:39:39I’m Kasem Aroon.02:39:41um,02:39:42I saw that you02:39:44Uh,02:39:45Y’all got yourselves pulled into a bit of family feuding, and I felt so bad I thought I’d come over and…02:39:54Ask if you’re all right.
Luma
02:39:56We’re fine.02:39:58I’m a little banged up, but that’s OK.
Dungeon Master
02:39:58Oh,02:40:00Oh, I’m sorry to hear that.02:40:03Anyway, as I said, I’m Kasem Aroon together. My brother and I own one of the…02:40:09the longest running and, and,02:40:11best, if I do say so myself, stalls in the canal market.02:40:14And I was wondering if you would like a tour of the market.02:40:19to kind of take your mind off the02:40:23The rabble proceedings.02:40:25um,02:40:26The nasty business that you had to, unfortunately, had to be a witness to.
Luma
02:40:32- Luma immediately looks to Rhys.02:40:34Clearly she wants to, but she’s looking for permission.
Temerity
02:40:37Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:40:38not books.02:40:40waves her off like02:40:42I can’t mind taking others with you.
Temerity
02:40:45Hmm.
Luma
02:40:47in.02:40:48Let’s do a tour.
Temerity
02:40:50All right.
Iva
02:40:50I’m going to deal with it.
Dungeon Master
02:40:50excellent.
Iva
02:40:51Maybe we can find out who’s stealing the onions.
Dungeon Master
02:40:56Oh, I wouldn’t worry about that. It’s petty nonsense.
Temerity
02:40:56- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:41:00There are much nicer things in this market02:41:02than dirty stolen onions.
Luma
02:41:05We already solved the mystery of the stolen onions.02:41:07We’re trying to figure out the mystery of the sabotaging.
Dungeon Master
02:41:11Mmm.02:41:12So they told you about that, did they?
Luma
02:41:15Yeah.02:41:16I’ve been officially hired to detectify it.
Dungeon Master
02:41:16Well,02:41:19I can solve that mystery for you right now if you’d like.
Luma
02:41:24Oh, really?
Dungeon Master
02:41:25Um,02:41:26Yes.02:41:28They’re both guilty.02:41:29They’re both sabotaging each other.02:41:31It’s incredibly obvious the way they behave.
Temerity
02:41:34Ah.
Luma
02:41:35Oh.02:41:36Do you have proof?
Dungeon Master
02:41:38Um, well, no, but it’s, it’s common knowledge the way they02:41:42to carry on02:41:44um,
Luma
02:41:45Oh, okay.
Dungeon Master
02:41:46It’s not worth getting involved in their petty familial squabble.02:41:52There’s so much about this market that makes it a lovely place to shop and spend time to be getting caught up in…02:42:01in petty arguments.
Luma
02:42:04Oh.02:42:04But if I get caught up in the petty arguments, they’re going to help me file the paperwork with the council.
Temerity
02:42:04Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:42:10Oh, you’re looking to open a shop?
Luma
02:42:12Yeah.02:42:13I’m going to make doors.
Dungeon Master
02:42:15Well, Mr. Doormaker,02:42:17I could probably put in a good word for you if you…02:42:21you know, if you prove to be a02:42:24compatible with the…02:42:27the quality and atmosphere we’re looking for in this kind of, in the canal market.
Luma
02:42:34Ah.
Hazel
02:42:34It seems like a…
Luma
02:42:35I’m super compatible with everything.
Dungeon Master
02:42:38It seems like you might be. Let me give you a tour of the market, take you to some of the nicer restaurants, maybe show you Madame Kousa’s silks, they’re very lovely.02:42:50um,02:42:51And02:42:52So there’s no reason to get involved with these,02:42:57People who give the market a bad name with their petty squabbles.
Luma
02:43:01Okay.02:43:03Luma writes in her note.
Hazel
02:43:03You’re telling me it’s not a mob, but…
Luma
02:43:06I think…
Hazel
02:43:07I’m still, this guy is like…
Luma
02:43:08Right?
Temerity
02:43:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Iva
02:43:08Thank you.
Luma
02:43:10Yeah, Luma writes in her notes, what was his name again?
Hazel
02:43:10- Yeah.
Temerity
02:43:11I’m sorry.
Dungeon Master
02:43:14Kasem,
Luma
02:43:15Kasem and right next to it, suspicious as hell.
Dungeon Master
02:43:18Right.
Iva
02:43:19This is the man who’s sabotaging him.
Hazel
02:43:19-
Luma
02:43:19Not that word, but…
Temerity
02:43:19I was going to say, Kasem is…
Rhysaene
02:43:20It won’t.
Iva
02:43:21This is the saboteur.
Luma
02:43:22I think
Temerity
02:43:23Yeah…
Iva
02:43:24- -
Temerity
02:43:24Yeah, I was about to say because he was fucking both of them.
Luma
02:43:24She adds, like…02:43:26She adds, like, follow-up on her fucking notes or something.
Temerity
02:43:27Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:43:30laughs
Temerity
02:43:31laughs
Luma
02:43:31Thank you.02:43:33This man.02:43:37Oh, I have a question.
Dungeon Master
02:43:41Yes, of course.
Luma
02:43:44Why is your brother retiring?
Dungeon Master
02:43:47sigh02:43:49He’s getting married and he…02:43:53he, um…02:43:55wants to spend time with his spouse and start a family and doesn’t want to02:44:02He doesn’t want to focus on the business anymore.02:44:04We made quite a sizable sum over the past, um,02:44:10decade and a half of being in business together and he wants to take his share and02:44:14be done with it all.
Luma
02:44:16Oh.02:44:17That’s kind of sad.
Dungeon Master
02:44:19It is sad, and I’ve told him that, but…02:44:22What can you do?
Luma
02:44:23Wow.02:44:24Yeah, you could be happy for him because he’s making a family.
Dungeon Master
02:44:27- Oh, yes, of course I’m happy for my brother.02:44:31I couldn’t be happier for my brother,02:44:33but I can also be sad for this business we built together.
Luma
02:44:39- True.
Dungeon Master
02:44:39it will almost certainly have trouble02:44:43trouble keeping up with half the02:44:46Talent.
Luma
02:44:50Oh, you should hire somebody.
Rhysaene
02:44:50Um…
Luma
02:44:52I know somebody who is really
Rhysaene
02:44:52Oh, may I have a question?
Iva
02:44:52I mean, if there was less competition, then maybe you would have an easier time.
Luma
02:44:56a lot of voices.
Dungeon Master
02:44:58- Okay.02:44:59True. Sorry. Uh,02:45:00Aev, what were you saying?
Rhysaene
02:45:02Oh, who’s the bride if I may ask?
Dungeon Master
02:45:05um,02:45:06He gives her name. It’s not one I’ve come up with or have in front of me, but he gives a name. You don’t know her. Iva, what were you saying?
Rhysaene
02:45:10Okay, okay.
Iva
02:45:16I said, if you get rid of the competition, there’d be less people.
Dungeon Master
02:45:20He looks at Iva.02:45:23and kind of like02:45:25glares a little and he says that’s not really how we do business around here.
Luma
02:45:30Yeah, it’s a family.
Dungeon Master
02:45:32Exactly.02:45:34Luma, you understand.
Iva
02:45:34Because I never…02:45:37I never argued with my family.
Temerity
02:45:41Never.
Luma
02:45:43Never?
Iva
02:45:43Fine.02:45:44Not really, no.
Luma
02:45:46Luma remembers that Iva doesn’t actually have a family and just kind of nuts.
Hazel
02:45:49Wow
Temerity
02:45:50Oh my god!
Luma
02:45:51- Thank you.
Iva
02:45:51Yeah.
Hazel
02:45:53What?02:45:56Ha ha ha ha ha.
Dungeon Master
02:45:58Yeah, Luma for sure knows that family can get like this sometimes.
Luma
02:46:01Yeah.
Temerity
02:46:02laughing
Hazel
02:46:02- No.
Luma
02:46:02Okay.
Dungeon Master
02:46:03Hazel for sure knows that family could get like this sometimes.
Luma
02:46:06Yes.
Iva
02:46:07Thank you.
Hazel
02:46:07Uh…
Temerity
02:46:07Yeah.
Iva
02:46:09Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:46:09Temerity and Luma are like, or Temerity and Iva are like, what do you mean?02:46:13My one family member was great.
Luma
02:46:14-
Iva
02:46:14What do you mean?
Temerity
02:46:14I know.
Luma
02:46:16bluh
Iva
02:46:17They communicated well with me consistently.
Temerity
02:46:17they would
Luma
02:46:18- Yeah.
Temerity
02:46:18I’m already in
Luma
02:46:20gurgling
Temerity
02:46:20Yeah.02:46:21Temerity, I’m sure growing up, had like some spats, but nothing like that.
Dungeon Master
02:46:23Temerity get it with the
Luma
02:46:24Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:46:26True. No, Temerity for sure knows family can get like this.02:46:30She had to grow up alongside Trever Kemble.
Temerity
02:46:33Yeah.
Luma
02:46:33I was going to say, yeah, it’s very good with the Kembles.02:46:35They definitely have more than enough fucking rabble-rousing as a family.
Temerity
02:46:36laughter
Dungeon Master
02:46:37- Oh, absolutely.
Temerity
02:46:37laughter02:46:40Thank you.02:46:41Uh,
Luma
02:46:41Uh…
Hazel
02:46:41in it.
Dungeon Master
02:46:42up.
Hazel
02:46:43In Hazel’s case, you’re just like, why doesn’t simply the matriarchal mediator turn you all into frogs?
Luma
02:46:49And
Temerity
02:46:49laughs
Hazel
02:46:50Until you learn your lesson.
Luma
02:46:51- Yeah.
Iva
02:46:51-
Hazel
02:46:52Peace.
Rhysaene
02:46:54Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:46:54Um,
Luma
02:46:54Uh.
Temerity
02:46:56Now you’re a toad.
Dungeon Master
02:46:56team02:46:58Thank you.
Iva
02:46:59- Right.
Dungeon Master
02:46:59Kasem smiles and says, let me give you a tour.02:47:02Let me get you away from these, um,02:47:07Bless.02:47:08wholesome elements and show you the real market.
Iva
02:47:12Okay, but I gotta be back in time to eat the spiciest thing in the market.
Dungeon Master
02:47:17He rolls his…
Luma
02:47:18Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:47:18Sorry, go ahead, Luma.
Luma
02:47:20No, you’re fine. Go for it.
Dungeon Master
02:47:21No, go ahead.
Luma
02:47:22She says, yeah, we’re going to sign up for the spicy challenge.
Dungeon Master
02:47:25When you both say that, he rolls his eyes and he says, oh,02:47:28My brother and his confounded spicy challenge.02:47:33Listen, it’s02:47:35silly02:47:37a silly02:47:39uh,02:47:40silly old traditions and games and gimmicks02:47:44I wish he’d learned to just let the quality of our merchandise stand on its own.02:47:48You don’t want to get involved in something silly like that.
Hazel
02:47:51You seem to dislike your brother.
Dungeon Master
02:47:54Don’t dislike my brother.
Temerity
02:47:54Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Dungeon Master
02:47:57That’s an outrageous thing to say. I love my brother.
Luma
02:48:01- Tradition is really important to preserve the family though.02:48:06I think you should sign up with us.
Iva
02:48:07And also,
Luma
02:48:07I think it’ll be really fun.
Iva
02:48:09And also, it’s going to be hot.
Dungeon Master
02:48:10Ha ha ha ha.02:48:13He, he,02:48:15He just shakes his head.02:48:16He says, well, I obviously can’t stop you from participating in the foolishness, but…
Temerity
02:48:22- Yeah.02:48:22Good. No, I have to tell you that.
Dungeon Master
02:48:24I wish that this market would allow itself to depart from such vapid traditions and really grow as a place of business and commerce.02:48:33Like, I know it can.
Temerity
02:48:36Mm-hmm.02:48:36I think it…02:48:37offers something a bit02:48:39intangible that02:48:40uplifts the business as more of a02:48:45part of the community when you do stuff like this.
Dungeon Master
02:48:48- Thank you.02:48:50And you’ve run a business for how many years?
Temerity
02:48:53uh,02:48:54I helped run a church.
Dungeon Master
02:48:57Did you charge people?
Temerity
02:49:00No.
Dungeon Master
02:49:01then that’s not a business.
Temerity
02:49:03laughs
Iva
02:49:05-
Dungeon Master
02:49:08So I think I’ll defer to my experience on the matter running a successful business for a decade and a half.02:49:14As for my brother’s foolish pepper challenge, obviously…02:49:19if that’s what you want to do, I guess.02:49:22I suppose you can.
Temerity
02:49:24laughing
Dungeon Master
02:49:25Um,02:49:26I could give you a tour after if you still want one.02:49:28I’d be more than happy to.02:49:30And we can discuss a place for you in the market.
Luma
02:49:34I definitely want the tour.02:49:36For sure.02:49:37I just we promised that we would do the challenge and so I think we’re going to uphold to our word.
Dungeon Master
02:49:40Yes, well,02:49:42Yes, of course. I understand. I understand.
Luma
02:49:45Yeah.
Temerity
02:49:47He he he he.
Luma
02:49:49I still think that you should join us.02:49:50I think it’ll be really fun.
Dungeon Master
02:49:53Make a persuasion check.
Iva
02:49:55Can I assist?
Dungeon Master
02:49:58No.02:49:59Will you say something that potentially assists?
Iva
02:50:03Yeah, I…02:50:05Iva goes, we’re more likely to buy something if, you know…02:50:10we have a more enjoyable time.
Dungeon Master
02:50:13Yeah, sure, roll with advantage.
Temerity
02:50:13- Thank you.
Iva
02:50:15Thank you.02:50:17I got you a little bit.
Luma
02:50:18- Peace.02:50:20That’s really good because my first roll was absolute trash.
Iva
02:50:20The one thing…02:50:22the02:50:24The one thing I was good at.
Temerity
02:50:24I’m sorry.
Luma
02:50:27persuasion oh awesome i have a great modifier for that it’s a plus zero uh for a total of 14.
Dungeon Master
02:50:32Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:50:33Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:50:36He smiles, but it’s like a…02:50:41I’m getting really tired of this kind of like…02:50:44forced smile.02:50:46And he says,02:50:47No, I don’t think I’ll join you for the competition, but…02:50:51Once you’re done, I’d be more than happy to give you that tour.
Luma
02:50:55Okay.02:50:56Come find you.
Dungeon Master
02:50:58I’ll be around.
Luma
02:51:04Turn back to the group.
Temerity
02:51:07All right.
Dungeon Master
02:51:07He walks off.
Luma
02:51:10He seems suspicious.
Temerity
02:51:12I
Rhysaene
02:51:12And…
Hazel
02:51:12Yes.
Iva
02:51:14Iva goes.
Rhysaene
02:51:14Yeah.
Iva
02:51:15Oh, he’s definitely the one sabotaging everything.02:51:17There’s no way he’s not.
Hazel
02:51:20For someone so torn up about their brother retiring, they sure hate all of his business strategies.02:51:26Thank you.
Temerity
02:51:26I mean, I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
02:51:27Thank you.
Luma
02:51:28Yeah.
Temerity
02:51:28Yeah.02:51:32See…02:51:34I’m sorry.
Hazel
02:51:34This is why… No, Hazel wouldn’t say that.
Temerity
02:51:36Thank you.
Hazel
02:51:37That was going to be like, this is why you don’t go into business with people you know or whatever.02:51:41And it’s like, wait, no, that doesn’t make any…02:51:43Hazel would never say something like that.
Temerity
02:51:46Hehehehe.
Luma
02:51:47That would make Luma really sad, because she specifically wants to go into business with Hazel.
Hazel
02:51:51Yeah, no, Hazel wants to go into business too.
Luma
02:51:55uh,
Hazel
02:51:55laughs
Temerity
02:51:57Glug
Hazel
02:51:57just like it doesn’t have any like have any like ideas of how business works
Luma
02:52:03Yeah.
Hazel
02:52:04- Mm-hmm.
Luma
02:52:04Alright, let’s go do the hot chip challenge and then we can go have a tour.
Iva
02:52:10the hot chip challenge.
Dungeon Master
02:52:14you’ll head back to the spicy brothers tent. Um,02:52:18V is still around. Some more people have kind of gathered around either to participate or to watch.02:52:27Yeah.
Temerity
02:52:28Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:52:30Meow.
Iva
02:52:31- Good-bye.
Rhysaene
02:52:32- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:52:32No.02:52:34No.
Rhysaene
02:52:35I can’t hear it, but I can’t see it, but I’m imagining the tokens zooming.
Luma
02:52:40Yeah.
Temerity
02:52:40Yeah.
Luma
02:52:42Uh,02:52:42I need to step away for like02:52:4530 seconds.
Dungeon Master
02:52:45Yeah.
Luma
02:52:47I’ll be back.
Dungeon Master
02:52:48That’s okay, we can do a short break.
Hazel
02:52:50Yeah.
Iva
02:52:51Oh, I can go pee.
Dungeon Master
02:52:51short short break if yes you can.
Temerity
02:52:51Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:52:53This session is really fun.
Iva
02:52:55And get carrots and bananas.
Rhysaene
02:52:56Thank you.
Hazel
02:52:57And then,
Rhysaene
02:52:58Thank you.
Temerity
02:52:58He he he.02:53:01I want it good.
Rhysaene
02:53:01- It’s like a,
Temerity
02:53:03Sorry, go ahead.
Rhysaene
02:53:03Oh, sorry, go ahead.02:53:04Go ahead, Tali.
Temerity
02:53:05Oh, I was just going to say, I want to go to a spicy challenge.02:53:09I miss eating really spicy food.
Rhysaene
02:53:11Yeah.
Temerity
02:53:11hehehehe02:53:12hehehehe02:53:13hehehehe
Hazel
02:53:13They suck now.
Rhysaene
02:53:13- Exactly.02:53:15Thank you.
Temerity
02:53:15- Yeah.02:53:16Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:53:17No.
Hazel
02:53:17Molecular gastronomy and overall spice tolerance,
Temerity
02:53:17Too spicy?
Hazel
02:53:22like, both increasing over time has made it so that02:53:25those things are, like, genuinely torture.02:53:28Maybe putting, like, pure capsaicin, like…02:53:32the chemical capsicum in their foods.
Temerity
02:53:35Jesus. Yeah, no, that’s a bit too much for me.
Hazel
02:53:39laughs02:53:40But…02:53:42You get a free t-shirt.02:53:43or02:53:45Paralysis.
Temerity
02:53:47laughs
Iva
02:53:48Why not just go get a rapier covered in private at that point?
Hazel
02:53:53- True, the eat eight sliders in,
Rhysaene
02:53:54- Yeah.
Hazel
02:53:57or eat 10 sliders in 10 minutes and win the rapier that they are all skewered on to.
Rhysaene
02:54:02Bye.
Temerity
02:54:02laughs
Dungeon Master
02:54:04and a challenge.
Rhysaene
02:54:04Oh my god, that brings up something.02:54:06I really, really want to try…02:54:10um,02:54:12A white castle slider.02:54:15Yeah.
Temerity
02:54:15Oh, yeah.
Rhysaene
02:54:17So fucking bad.
Hazel
02:54:17Me…02:54:18who
Temerity
02:54:19Ha ha ha ha.
Hazel
02:54:21I am obsessed with White Castle.02:54:26because it looks like something that I would eat02:54:29nonstop and also Harold and Cudmargotta White Castle is basically the modern day version of the Odyssey.
Rhysaene
02:54:35Yeah.
Temerity
02:54:40- -
Rhysaene
02:54:42Yeah.02:54:43I really like, um,02:54:46I really like that we’re all having like a02:54:48sort of market beach episode before all of the horrors.
Temerity
02:54:53Um,
Rhysaene
02:54:54I don’t know what horrors are coming, but I know they’re coming.
Temerity
02:54:54I’ve been…
Iva
02:54:56I was like, name one horror.
Hazel
02:54:57I feel bad that Hazel is such a paranoid, like…
Rhysaene
02:54:58Thank you.
Temerity
02:54:58Thank you.
Hazel
02:55:01weirdo right now.
Rhysaene
02:55:04No, it’s cute. It’s like good, um…
Hazel
02:55:06laughs
Rhysaene
02:55:08It’s good, like, contrast because, like…02:55:12despite the,
Iva
02:55:12everyone else.
Rhysaene
02:55:13being assassinated or nearly assassinated Bruce is like a little bit more careful you know.02:55:17And then…02:55:19He’s always like thinking of every possible way she could die.
Hazel
02:55:22Mm-hmm.02:55:23uh,
Temerity
02:55:24- He he he he he he he he he.
Rhysaene
02:55:28When you drew the knife on the fucking…02:55:31But I love the actors.
Temerity
02:55:31alright drawing the knife
Hazel
02:55:34Mm-hmm.
Rhysaene
02:55:36to do.
Temerity
02:55:37drawing the sickle
Iva
02:55:39Iva’s life right now is such a dichotomy here.
Hazel
02:55:39- Yeah.
Iva
02:55:42bouncing between02:55:44Actively, you know, stalking a police force.
Hazel
02:55:48- Uh, true.02:55:50I think my favorite thing this session is still going to be…02:55:54I was doing the like, doing the like, Moe anime, like, oh my god, don’t read my test answers,02:56:00but it’s to her like, plans to, to, to stalk a police force.
Iva
02:56:02I don’t know.
Temerity
02:56:06Uh…
Iva
02:56:07Ha, ha, ha.02:56:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.02:56:12The mayor, he doesn’t want to…
Hazel
02:56:12like,
Iva
02:56:13They’re all…
Hazel
02:56:14No, no, it’s good. It’s good.02:56:17Makes sense.
Dungeon Master
02:56:18I’m back.
Temerity
02:56:20Welcome back.
Hazel
02:56:20Welcome back.
Temerity
02:56:21Welcome back.
Dungeon Master
02:56:22What makes sense?
Iva
02:56:23Once the melody is okay with knowing, then I’ll tear my school nose.
Hazel
02:56:23branch.02:56:26I was,02:56:27Talking about how funny it was to me that, uh,02:56:31But.02:56:34Um,02:56:36Iva was like,02:56:38I was saying that my funny…02:56:39To me, the funniest part of the session was02:56:42Iva being all like moe02:56:45like anime girl02:56:47hiding the test answers from the, from the, from the people looking at it, but it was her,
Dungeon Master
02:56:50Thank you.
Hazel
02:56:53plans to stock a police force.
Iva
02:56:54Thank you.
Hazel
02:56:56Like, don’t look at the bu-bucka! And it’s like, this is how I will get into their house.
Dungeon Master
02:57:03Okay.
Iva
02:57:03Yeah.02:57:05The route movement seemed to be moving around.
Dungeon Master
02:57:09Please, please don’t look at it.02:57:11It’s embarrassing, the paper.02:57:149/11 part two.
Hazel
02:57:16Uh-huh.
Iva
02:57:18Yeah.
Hazel
02:57:18Here’s how we’re going to blow up.02:57:20Here’s how I’m going to break in the candle deep, okay?
Iva
02:57:21- Yeah.02:57:24-
Rhysaene
02:57:25Thank you.02:57:26It’s going to be fucking diabolical.
Iva
02:57:26Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:57:29Exactly.
Iva
02:57:29- Step one.
Hazel
02:57:31Oi, come, here’s how we’re going to take down Homelander and free the mages.
Iva
02:57:34- Yeah.
Rhysaene
02:57:34I’m sorry.
Iva
02:57:35laughter
Hazel
02:57:37Yeah, we’re bringing the boys back.
Rhysaene
02:57:38Thank you.02:57:39We’re going to take down the Platinum Dracons.
Hazel
02:57:42- He he.02:57:43It’s every takeout to marry.
Temerity
02:57:45Here’s how we take out the merch.
Iva
02:57:46I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
02:57:46- Yeah.
Temerity
02:57:48Yeah.
Hazel
02:57:49This one’s for Becca.
Temerity
02:57:51laughter
Iva
02:57:52- Yeah.
Temerity
02:57:55laughter
Rhysaene
02:57:58We’re going to take down the side.
Temerity
02:58:01- Yeah.
Hazel
02:58:02It’s all…02:58:03All reliable will always be…02:58:06laughs02:58:07Bringing out the butcher impression.
Temerity
02:58:10laughs
Rhysaene
02:58:11-
Hazel
02:58:13Bye.
Temerity
02:58:14Oh yeah.
Rhysaene
02:58:17Bye.02:58:18Cunt.
Hazel
02:58:19Bye.
Rhysaene
02:58:21-
Hazel
02:58:21is.02:58:22We’re going to send a rocket.02:58:24up his little cock or whatever he says.02:58:28Says shit like that.
Temerity
02:58:28Yeah.02:58:30laughs
Hazel
02:58:33And then you’re going to go to your home and you’re going to have a little bit of a wank.
Temerity
02:58:37A little bit of a wank.
Iva
02:58:37-
Luma
02:58:40sort of shifting a little towards a02:58:42uh,02:58:43Gordon Ramsay at the end there.
Iva
02:58:45-
Luma
02:58:45You missed that one.
Temerity
02:58:45laughter
Hazel
02:58:46Yeah.
Luma
02:58:47Yeah.
Hazel
02:58:47laughs
Temerity
02:58:48-
Hazel
02:58:49Yeah, you’re going to go home.02:58:51A bit of a wank. Wow, beautiful.
Dungeon Master
02:58:52- Yeah.
Luma
02:58:53Thank you.
Hazel
02:58:54Beautiful.
Temerity
02:58:54Beautiful.
Hazel
02:58:55Look at this, look at the color.02:58:57Yeah.
Temerity
02:58:58That what?02:58:59The mic was fucking raw.
Hazel
02:58:59laughs
Iva
02:59:02Mm-hmm.
Hazel
02:59:06Yeah.02:59:07You don’t use any fucking lubricant. You wanked yourself raw.
Temerity
02:59:10laughs
Iva
02:59:12Ha ha ha.
Hazel
02:59:12I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
02:59:13laughs
Luma
02:59:14God, the transcript is going to go hard.
Rhysaene
02:59:14-
Hazel
02:59:17Oh yeah, true, sorry.
Temerity
02:59:17No.02:59:18laughs
Iva
02:59:19you know
Temerity
02:59:20You ate this over all.
Iva
02:59:20Going through this, looking at the notes, going, oh, my God.
Luma
02:59:22Mm-hmm.
Temerity
02:59:24laughs
Iva
02:59:24Thank you.
Rhysaene
02:59:28The Sending Stone recording is going to go absolutely great.
Temerity
02:59:34yourself raw was really good book
Luma
02:59:36Bye.
Temerity
02:59:36laughing
Hazel
02:59:43Anyways.02:59:45Sorry, Dungeon Master.
Temerity
02:59:45- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:59:46- Yeah, sorry.
Iva
02:59:47Thank you.
Dungeon Master
02:59:48Now that the Silver Vale comedy hour has come to an end,
Temerity
02:59:53- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
02:59:53Um,
Iva
02:59:53- -
Hazel
02:59:54Wacka, wacka!
Temerity
02:59:55Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
02:59:56Y’all head over to the Spicy Brothers.03:00:00Vi, V is already vamping.03:00:03Come on, come all.03:00:05Greet the heat at the Spicy Brothers.03:00:07Take our hot pepper challenge and see if you can stand up to the hottest peppers that exist in the Vale, perhaps.03:00:15even in the world.
Temerity
03:00:17it.
Dungeon Master
03:00:19um,03:00:20Line up, take a seat, get ready to…03:00:24Test your mettle.03:00:25against the fires of the Spicy Brothers Peppers.03:00:30um,03:00:31who all03:00:32pool is participating.
Temerity
03:00:36Temerity does just what V.
Iva
03:00:36I have a straight up of confidence.
Temerity
03:00:39Mm-hmm.03:00:40Tamirita is exactly what V just described, takes a seat.03:00:43gets ready to enjoy spicy food for the first time.
Luma
03:00:48Okay, I’m going to sit next to Meridine.
Hazel
03:00:48It would be so…03:00:50If only I could get a flying speed, I could transform myself into a bird and join me.03:00:57Birds don’t have capsaicin receptors. Checkmate.
Luma
03:00:57Thank you.
Temerity
03:00:59I don’t know.
Iva
03:00:59I was going to
Temerity
03:01:00And Eric Cocker walks in.
Iva
03:01:00I mean…
Hazel
03:01:00- Yeah.
Iva
03:01:03That’s where it…
Dungeon Master
03:01:03You are03:01:05Oh.
Iva
03:01:05Yeah.
Hazel
03:01:06Mm-hmm.
Iva
03:01:07Thank you.
Luma
03:01:08Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:01:09you’re a problem.
Iva
03:01:09Me being like, I would like to turn my tongue into a bird tongue.
Temerity
03:01:14laughs03:01:16A kenku.
Luma
03:01:17Mm-hmm.
Iva
03:01:18Mm-hmm.
Hazel
03:01:19Mm-hmm.03:01:20All of a sudden there are no Kinkoo. There are no and will never be any Kinkoo in the Silver Vale. They all died during the Starfall. It was a very…
Dungeon Master
03:01:27They all died.03:01:29Fucked up.
Iva
03:01:29- Thank you.
Hazel
03:01:29Very big tragedy.03:01:30There’s a memorial, actually.03:01:31They set up a memorial for all the…
Iva
03:01:31- Yeah.
Temerity
03:01:34Hold the dead kangaroo.
Hazel
03:01:34From…
Iva
03:01:34I’ll look at you.
Hazel
03:01:35races that did not make it past the starfall. There’s two so far. It says Kenku and Arakakra.
Rhysaene
03:01:36They will…
Iva
03:01:37Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:01:37Thank you.
Rhysaene
03:01:39They will.
Luma
03:01:39you
Rhysaene
03:01:40it.03:01:42Mm-hmm.
Temerity
03:01:42-
Luma
03:01:42Thank you.
Iva
03:01:42laughter
Rhysaene
03:01:43Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:01:44- True.
Rhysaene
03:01:45They were all soldiers on the front lines. Wow!
Iva
03:01:48laughter
Dungeon Master
03:01:49Um,
Temerity
03:01:49Bye.
Iva
03:01:50Wow!
Dungeon Master
03:01:50All right, so we’ve got…03:01:51We’ve got Temerity.03:01:53Who else has eaten peppers?03:01:56either.
Luma
03:01:57Mooma.
Hazel
03:01:58You know what? Hazel will join as well.
Dungeon Master
03:01:58Woman.03:02:00Hazel.
Hazel
03:02:02I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
03:02:02Is risk joining or nah?
Luma
03:02:02Good job, man.
Rhysaene
03:02:06Nah, I’m just looking.
Hazel
03:02:08But you already get heartburn.
Temerity
03:02:08Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:02:08you just look.
Iva
03:02:11-
Luma
03:02:11That’s right.
Rhysaene
03:02:11- Yeah.
Temerity
03:02:11True.
Rhysaene
03:02:16Rhys is like the type that’s like, nah, I want to enjoy my food.03:02:19Like…03:02:20And…
Luma
03:02:21Yeah.
Hazel
03:02:21I don’t know.
Rhysaene
03:02:22- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:02:23um,03:02:25As the four of you kind of come up and you see in front of each of you is just like a basket of peppers.03:02:33seemingly03:02:34all identical or at least very close to identical.03:02:37At the very least, you have trouble telling them apart.03:02:40um,03:02:42A crowd begins to gather and you’re led into the, you’re sat down at the front of the tent and03:02:50at the market counter.03:02:53um,03:02:54In front of each of you is a basket of colorful peppers, and there are also several pinks.03:02:59Pitchers of Milk.03:03:01V says, welcome challengers to the Aroon family pepper challenge.03:03:07um,03:03:08I’m your host, Vi Aroon. Is everybody ready to greet the heat?03:03:14Um,03:03:17He03:03:18then explains03:03:21The.03:03:22Rules.03:03:24um03:03:25you will be eating…03:03:29uh,03:03:31you will be eating three peppers.03:03:33If you can make it through three peppers without leaving,03:03:38drinking any of the milk or passing out from the heat.03:03:41you will win.03:03:44Um,03:03:46You will take your peppers at random from your baskets.03:03:51um,03:03:55Is everyone ready to begin?
Temerity
03:03:58ready.
Iva
03:03:59- Ready.
Luma
03:03:59- Bye-day.
Dungeon Master
03:04:02then I would like each of you to roll a D10 and put your result in03:04:07the game chat.
Temerity
03:04:10to uncertainty.
Luma
03:04:11Where the fuck is my D10?
Temerity
03:04:14There’s my blue G10.
Luma
03:04:19Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:04:24uh,03:04:26Hazel draws a pepper.03:04:29um,03:04:30takes a chomp out of it.03:04:32And I need you to roll a Constitution saving throw.03:04:37Actually, I need you to make two concentration,03:04:40not concentration,03:04:41you need to make two constitution saving throws.
Hazel
03:04:4414.03:04:476.
Dungeon Master
03:04:48Um.03:04:49you hear as your mouth begins to burn with an incredible like,03:04:54level of heat, you hear V call out.03:04:57Um,03:04:57And it looks like our first contestant has pulled a burning waves pepper.03:05:01The heat from these peppers comes not once, but twice.03:05:07you have failed your first pepper as the heat just really starts to get to you.03:05:14You’ll have disadvantage on your next constitution saving throw.
Hazel
03:05:18Gotcha.
Dungeon Master
03:05:19um,
Luma
03:05:22Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:05:23uh,03:05:24Iva03:05:25give me a constitution saving throw.
Iva
03:05:26Yeah.03:05:3518.
Dungeon Master
03:05:37You bite into it, and there’s heat there.03:05:39There’s not a lot.03:05:40And V goes, it looks like our second contestant03:05:43has pulled forth a common garden chili pepper.03:05:47Spicy!03:05:49No!03:05:50Not so much.03:05:52you have succeeded on your first03:05:56saving throw.
Iva
03:05:56I’ve agreed.
Dungeon Master
03:06:09Um,03:06:11Luma and Temerity. I need constitution saving throws.
Temerity
03:06:19You know what I mean?03:06:2322.
Dungeon Master
03:06:2522.
Luma
03:06:28Um,03:06:33Sorry, I can’t math and eat at the same time.03:06:3524.
Dungeon Master
03:06:3724.03:06:38Um,03:06:38You both bite into your peppers, and as you do, there’s a little burst of, like,03:06:44like a cloud of almost like red and reddish orange sparkles.03:06:48of some kind of dust that like bursts out of your chilies.03:06:52Um,03:06:54And, uh,03:06:55visas and the03:06:57Two remaining contestants have both pulled the flamethrower chili, but have endured it03:07:03like champions.03:07:04Good thing, too, if they had coughed, that powder would have gotten everywhere and would03:07:08have…03:07:08probably ruin someone’s night.03:07:10- Ha ha ha.
Temerity
03:07:11-
Luma
03:07:12Luma leans over and tries to breathe fire at the ground.
Dungeon Master
03:07:13Um,
Temerity
03:07:16laughs
Dungeon Master
03:07:16Uh,03:07:16You don’t breathe fire, but what you do breathe is like a cloud of chili powder, essentially.
Luma
03:07:22Mm-hmm.03:07:23The McGiggles.
Temerity
03:07:23Woo!
Hazel
03:07:24Seems hazardous.
Temerity
03:07:26Yeah, it’s like the cinnamon challenge or whatever.
Luma
03:07:26Mm-hmm.
Iva
03:07:27Thank you.
Temerity
03:07:28Just a big cough.
Luma
03:07:28Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:07:29Yeah, kind of.
Iva
03:07:29- Yeah.
Temerity
03:07:30Just poof, poof, poof.
Hazel
03:07:31This thing was…03:07:34This thing was…03:07:35This thing evolved to not only be like, don’t eat me because I’m poison and I’ll hurt your mouth.03:07:42It’s don’t eat me, I’m poison, I’ll hurt your mouth, and also I’ll fuck up the eyes of all of your friends.
Luma
03:07:43Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:07:46Glug
Luma
03:07:46-
Temerity
03:07:47laughter
Iva
03:07:47Right.
Dungeon Master
03:07:48Um,03:07:51V says an excellent first round03:07:58Our first contestant appears to be struggling with the heat, but the other three have endured it like champions.
Iva
03:08:00- Thank you.03:08:06Mm-hmm.
Hazel
03:08:06Bite me.
Dungeon Master
03:08:06Uh,03:08:07Thank you.
Temerity
03:08:07-
Iva
03:08:08I have a Rub Faisal’s back.
Hazel
03:08:10Don’t touch me.
Iva
03:08:12I’m nervous.
Temerity
03:08:12I don’t know.
Hazel
03:08:12Keep eating.
Temerity
03:08:13Give me the next pepper.
Dungeon Master
03:08:14Uh,03:08:15Draw your next peppers and roll your D10s.
Iva
03:08:15Mm-hm.
Rhysaene
03:08:16-
Hazel
03:08:20Hehehehe.03:08:26This can either be03:08:27incredible or terrible.
Temerity
03:08:29True.
Hazel
03:08:29Ah, we’ll figure out.
Temerity
03:08:31laughter
Iva
03:08:31We’ll know really soon.
Dungeon Master
03:08:33You’re going to figure it out.
Hazel
03:08:34I love both goals.
Dungeon Master
03:08:36Um,03:08:39Luma and…03:08:45Luma and Aeva give me constitution saving throws.
Luma
03:08:57funny.
Iva
03:08:59What do you want?
Temerity
03:09:00Oh, wait.
Iva
03:09:02No, wait, sorry, 22. I can’t do math.
Luma
03:09:04The most proficiency in constitution is really fucking pulling the weight here.
Temerity
03:09:09He he he.
Dungeon Master
03:09:0922 for Luma or for Iva.
Iva
03:09:12Yep.
Dungeon Master
03:09:13Luma was.
Luma
03:09:1420.
Dungeon Master
03:09:15- Funny.03:09:17These peppers are…03:09:18hotter than the common chili pepper, but not by a lot, and are actually quite delicious.03:09:25Um,03:09:27as a,03:09:29as V calls out, a pair of sweet heat peppers.03:09:33A lucky pull!03:09:35uh,03:09:37Probably the tastiest pepper we have on offer.03:09:40enjoy.
Iva
03:09:40I would like more of these…
Dungeon Master
03:09:43Um,
Luma
03:09:43-
Iva
03:09:44Thank you.
Temerity
03:09:45Fucking, I was coasting on Easy Strain two really nice peppers in a row.
Dungeon Master
03:09:50you
Luma
03:09:51Mm-hmm.
Iva
03:09:52- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:09:52Temerity.
Temerity
03:09:53Thank you.
Luma
03:09:54Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:09:55You bite into your pepper.
Temerity
03:09:55Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:09:57And you tank this thing. This thing is not like,03:10:01What are these people on? These things are supposed to hurt. This doesn’t hurt at all.03:10:05Yours is a cherry tomato.
Temerity
03:10:09- -
Hazel
03:10:11Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:10:12Hazel.
Iva
03:10:12Uh-oh.03:10:13I don’t know.
Temerity
03:10:13Uh-oh.
Hazel
03:10:14- I think so, so.
Dungeon Master
03:10:15Constitution saving throw at disadvantage.
Hazel
03:10:17and disadvantage.
Iva
03:10:20I don’t know.
Hazel
03:10:21All right, well, that would have been nice to roll and instead I’ll roll an 8.
Dungeon Master
03:10:28um,03:10:30Hazel.03:10:31as you bite into this pepper,03:10:34It is the most intense, searing, horrible pain…
Iva
03:10:34Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:10:39Um,03:10:40And as you, as you like, as it, like, as it begins to burn through your body for a split second, um,03:10:48Everyone around you’s face looks like a skull.03:10:54uh,03:10:56And then as quickly as the hallucination sets in, it vanishes, but the pain does not.03:11:02Um,03:11:03you have failed your saving throw by 10 or more,03:11:06and you either go for the milk or you pass out from the pain.
Hazel
03:11:13Yeah, Hazel’s going to pass out from the pain.03:11:15She’s not…03:11:16She’s not a pussy.
Temerity
03:11:16Ain’t gonna puss out.
Dungeon Master
03:11:16Hey,
Hazel
03:11:17Thank you.
Rhysaene
03:11:18Oh my God.
Dungeon Master
03:11:18He is…
Hazel
03:11:18Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:11:19Hazel, as Hazel, as your vision and your hearing kind of fade, you hear V say,03:11:26And it looks like one poor, unfortunate soul has pulled the skull-faced pepper, the spiciest pepper we have on offer.03:11:34I hope she’s okay!03:11:37Um,03:11:39And he kind of…
Hazel
03:11:39- I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
03:11:41Sorry, go ahead.
Hazel
03:11:41Hazel goes to lift a hand to give the guy the finger and just…03:11:45Because it splits.
Dungeon Master
03:11:45Blip.
Temerity
03:11:45Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Rhysaene
03:11:46Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:11:47Uh, Hazel refusing to, to, to, to give the pain any ground, uh,03:11:53loses consciousness for a few seconds before recovering.03:11:57In the midst of the final round, Hazel is eliminated.
Iva
03:12:00I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
03:12:02Um.03:12:03The last, the rest of you draw your third pepper03:12:07and your third and final pepper.
Iva
03:12:14Okay.
Luma
03:12:16God.
Iva
03:12:20Well,
Luma
03:12:22of that.
Temerity
03:12:23- Yeah.
Luma
03:12:23Yeah.
Iva
03:12:24Mm-hmm.
Luma
03:12:25That’s another one.
Dungeon Master
03:12:25Thank you.
Iva
03:12:26Oh, no.
Luma
03:12:26I’m sorry.
Dungeon Master
03:12:26Oh my God.
Luma
03:12:27Oh,03:12:28laughter
Dungeon Master
03:12:30Um,03:12:32Iva and Luma…03:12:34you take a nice juicy bite out of a refreshing cherry tomato.
Temerity
03:12:40This fucked up challenge.
Luma
03:12:40I mean…
Iva
03:12:41Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:12:41Uh,03:12:42It’s a fucked up challenge.
Iva
03:12:43It’s a good challenge.
Dungeon Master
03:12:44Temerity, give me a constitution saving throw,03:12:47which I’m not sure you can fail by 10 or more.
Temerity
03:12:52Uh, 17.
Dungeon Master
03:12:54With a 17, you bite into a delicious, hot but not unpleasant, sweet heat pepper.03:13:02Um,03:13:03V smiles the crowd and throws his arms up and says,03:13:07our three winners and our one very, uh…03:13:12very determined03:13:15runner-up
Iva
03:13:18I’m like, kneels down to hate you.
Hazel
03:13:19Hazel with like a
Iva
03:13:20Hazel and strips.
Hazel
03:13:21Don’t touch me.
Iva
03:13:22laughs
Dungeon Master
03:13:22Alright, alright, alright.
Temerity
03:13:23- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Dungeon Master
03:13:24Um,
Iva
03:13:25- Thank you.
Hazel
03:13:26with Hazel shoveling dirt in her mouth.
Dungeon Master
03:13:29- Yeah.
Iva
03:13:29I don’t know.
Temerity
03:13:29laughs
Luma
03:13:29Aw.
Dungeon Master
03:13:31Uh,03:13:32For our winners, you have your run of any dish or pepper or any,03:13:36any one of anything we have on offer. Um,
Iva
03:13:38Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:13:40and for everyone who participated, uh,03:13:43Everyone is welcome to some fresh03:13:45um,03:13:47freshly made, delicious, cool03:13:50Uh, yogurt.
Hazel
03:13:52Kick rocks.
Temerity
03:13:54Hey!
Dungeon Master
03:13:54- Mm-hmm.03:13:55Well, that’s…03:13:58Uh,03:13:58Yeah, all right. All right.
Iva
03:14:01Yeah.
Temerity
03:14:01Kicks a rock.
Iva
03:14:03Thank you.
Hazel
03:14:03Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip.
Luma
03:14:03of the…
Dungeon Master
03:14:04uh,
Iva
03:14:06I have a difference where your pepper’s not very good.
Dungeon Master
03:14:06Let it…
Temerity
03:14:14Yeah.
Hazel
03:14:18I’m going to hex it.03:14:19I book.
Iva
03:14:20Thank you.
Temerity
03:14:20Hehehehehehehehehehe.
Luma
03:14:21Oh my God.03:14:22Thank you.
Iva
03:14:22Have a good one.
Dungeon Master
03:14:23Oh.
Iva
03:14:23I don’t know what that means, but I hope it’s good.03:14:27like the
Luma
03:14:27ULMO looks…
Dungeon Master
03:14:27I don’t know.
Iva
03:14:27The peppers!
Luma
03:14:29Luma looks over at Rhys, who was observing.03:14:31She goes, that was really unpleasant.
Dungeon Master
03:14:35laughs
Rhysaene
03:14:37Mm-hmm.03:14:38Oh my goodness.
Temerity
03:14:42I think I like spicy food.03:14:44laughs
Luma
03:14:44I definitely do not.
Rhysaene
03:14:46Mm-hmm.03:14:48Ma, you, oh.
Iva
03:14:48This was delicious.
Rhysaene
03:14:50Yeah, I mean, you had…03:14:52Yeah.03:14:53Looks like Hazel had a worse time than y’all.
Dungeon Master
03:14:57Thank you.
Temerity
03:14:58She got
Hazel
03:14:58Seems to like it.
Temerity
03:14:59She had the spiciest peppers.03:15:01That’s very weird that it’s a random chance.
Iva
03:15:03I’m…03:15:04I’m going to ask him.03:15:07I have a girl’s03:15:08Can I have one of the spiciest peppers? I want to know what it’s like.
Dungeon Master
03:15:14Uhm?03:15:15As your prize, if you would like, you may have our spiciest pepper, one skull face pepper.03:15:20And he offers it up.
Iva
03:15:21Just one?
Dungeon Master
03:15:21Normally, these are one crown a piece.
Iva
03:15:25Oh, then yeah, I would like one.
Dungeon Master
03:15:27Yes, of course. Here you go. And he hands you a skull face pepper.
Iva
03:15:32I have a put-sitter in her mouth immediately.
Dungeon Master
03:15:35Just like sucking on it?03:15:36Or do you eat it?
Iva
03:15:38She eats it, just like crunch, the whole thing, one bite.
Dungeon Master
03:15:41Sure, give me a constitution saving throw.
Iva
03:15:52I rolled a five, which is a 10.
Dungeon Master
03:15:55A 10 does indeed fail by 10 or more.03:15:59You either reach for the milk or you lose consciousness from the pain.
Luma
03:16:00Oh my god.
Iva
03:16:05uh,03:16:06I’m a not proud, like, Hazel combs down the milk and goes, Hazel, this pepper’s so hot!
Dungeon Master
03:16:13And when you bite into it for a split second, everyone around you’s face looks like a skull.
Rhysaene
03:16:22Hey, I’ve a wife really bad right now.
Iva
03:16:23Because I…
Dungeon Master
03:16:26LAUGHTER
Iva
03:16:26Because I picked them all twice.
Luma
03:16:27Yeah.03:16:31Thank you.03:16:32That was really good, Aev.
Hazel
03:16:33Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:16:33That was really good, Aev.
Temerity
03:16:34Hehehehehehehehe.
Rhysaene
03:16:35- Yeah.
Luma
03:16:36Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:16:36- Save.03:16:37Eylesis’s already gave you his heroic inspiration, so who would you like to pass your heroic inspiration on to?
Rhysaene
03:16:41Yeah.03:16:42Yeah.03:16:43Oh, my God.
Temerity
03:16:44laughter
Rhysaene
03:16:44I’ll give it to Hazel.
Luma
03:16:45Yeah.03:16:48laughs
Dungeon Master
03:16:48Hazel, you have heroic inspiration.
Hazel
03:16:51Oh man, I could have used it.
Rhysaene
03:16:51Kafa, why are you looking so sad right now?
Temerity
03:16:51- Nice to see you.
Dungeon Master
03:16:53- Yeah.
Hazel
03:16:54I have a check I could use it on.
Dungeon Master
03:16:58- Yeah.
Hazel
03:16:58Could we…03:16:58Can we back03:17:00back up a little…
Luma
03:17:00Ha ha ha.
Dungeon Master
03:17:00No, I’m sorry.
Iva
03:17:01Can we back there to check?
Temerity
03:17:01Loud laughter
Luma
03:17:01Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:17:01Only the wish spell would allow for that.
Rhysaene
03:17:02you03:17:03Thank you.03:17:04Thank you.
Hazel
03:17:05My first role on the…
Rhysaene
03:17:06Thank you.
Hazel
03:17:08My first role on the…03:17:10uh,03:17:12on that disadvantage throw was a 19 for a 21.
Dungeon Master
03:17:15Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Temerity
03:17:15Oh my god.
Dungeon Master
03:17:17For 24 you said?
Luma
03:17:17Awwww.
Hazel
03:17:20Huh?
Dungeon Master
03:17:21Sorry, 24?
Hazel
03:17:2221.
Dungeon Master
03:17:2321 still would have failed, but it would have not failed by 10 or more.
Hazel
03:17:27Ay, ay, ay.
Luma
03:17:29Oof, that’s a high-ass DC.
Dungeon Master
03:17:31Yeah, it’s an unlucky ass pepper.03:17:32It’s DC-22.
Luma
03:17:34Ooh.
Temerity
03:17:34No.
Iva
03:17:36Dan.
Luma
03:17:36Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:17:37But you’re only knocked out if you fail by 10 or more.
Luma
03:17:40Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:17:42Um,
Luma
03:17:42Lamo will turn to
Iva
03:17:42You die if you’re found by 20 or more?
Luma
03:17:44Luma will turn to Temerity and she will say, I don’t like peppers at all.03:17:47So if you want my, uh, my prize, you can have it.
Temerity
03:17:51Oh.03:17:51Thanks, Luma.03:17:53Um,03:17:54Temerity, what dishes do they have?03:17:56Temerity wants one of their dishes, like their actual food.
Luma
03:17:57students.
Temerity
03:17:58Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:17:59They have.03:18:02They have dishes.
Luma
03:18:05Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:18:06They’re in my notes.03:18:07Um,03:18:08They have…03:18:10They have cucumber fire smoothies.03:18:12They have honey glazed hot chips.03:18:16They don’t really have a lot in the way of dishes other than like,03:18:21that, they mainly are selling spices.03:18:24and whole peppers, they also have coffee.
Temerity
03:18:28Okay.
Luma
03:18:29- Okay.
Temerity
03:18:30Coffee.
Luma
03:18:32Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:18:33Kido’s!
Temerity
03:18:34And chicken.03:18:40So maybe we’ll take some of those Honeyglades03:18:43uh,
Dungeon Master
03:18:46hot chip.
Temerity
03:18:47Yeah, had chips.
Dungeon Master
03:18:48you, you,
Temerity
03:18:48To me, he’s going to start eating hot chip and lie.
Dungeon Master
03:18:51Yeah.
Luma
03:18:51Eh-eh.
Temerity
03:18:51and charge a phone.
Luma
03:18:53Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:18:54They’re delicious.
Luma
03:18:54charge they found.
Dungeon Master
03:18:56They’re made with the sweet heat peppers.03:19:00which you tank quite well and being cooked into an actual dish are a little less03:19:06unpleasant than just raw dogging peppers.
Temerity
03:19:10Uh-huh.03:19:11And then Temerity will also get some coffee.03:19:15for everybody.
Dungeon Master
03:19:15um,03:19:16They have several different blends of coffee, and they allow you to get a little bag of one of them.03:19:24I haven’t come up with coffees.03:19:26You get whatever you want.03:19:29Whatever kind of coffee you want.
Temerity
03:19:31- Temerity will get a dark roast.
Dungeon Master
03:19:33You get a nice dark roast.
Temerity
03:19:33Nice and flavorful.
Luma
03:19:36Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:19:37Um,03:19:38You get like a little, they put it in like a, in like a wax paper, uh, like wrap it in wax paper and tie it into like a bag.
Temerity
03:19:48Hell yeah.03:19:52All right.
Dungeon Master
03:19:52That leaves Luma?03:19:55No.
Luma
03:19:56Luma gave her reward over to Temerity.
Dungeon Master
03:19:57Luma gave…03:19:59And Hazel did not complete the challenge and does not get a reward.
Temerity
03:19:59Yeah, that’s right again.
Hazel
03:20:04Yeah.
Luma
03:20:04all.
Dungeon Master
03:20:05Sorry, Hazel.03:20:06Um,03:20:08Vi, like, smiles, claps each of you except Hazel in the back, not because03:20:15He wouldn’t clap Hazel in the back and be like, hey, trying is the only part that matters.03:20:19But because Hazel explicitly and threateningly said, don’t touch me.
Temerity
03:20:24laughs
Hazel
03:20:25Hazel appreciates it.03:20:27The one thing she hates more than passing out after eating hot pepper is pity.
Dungeon Master
03:20:31- Yeah.
Temerity
03:20:31Hehehehe.
Iva
03:20:32I don’t know.
Hazel
03:20:32I think it’s it.
Dungeon Master
03:20:33Um,
Iva
03:20:34Well, prepare to receive pity.
Dungeon Master
03:20:35says,03:20:36Congratulations, all of you.
Hazel
03:20:38People bite your fingers off, sorry.
Dungeon Master
03:20:40the
Luma
03:20:40All right.
Dungeon Master
03:20:42the spicy brother, the Aroon family spicy pepper challenge03:20:46is a mainstay of the lava light night market here03:20:50at the canal markets.03:20:51And you all did wonderfully.03:20:54Thank you for participating.03:20:56Enjoy the night, enjoy your evening,03:20:58enjoy the food and festivities,03:21:01and feel free to buy anything else from our stand03:21:03you would like, any smiles big and bright.03:21:06Boisterously.
Temerity
03:21:10Seriously.
Dungeon Master
03:21:11boisterously.
Iva
03:21:14I have a…
Luma
03:21:14I like him. It’s a shame that he’s retiring.
Iva
03:21:17Iva looks at him and goes, so do…
Dungeon Master
03:21:17- Thank you.
Iva
03:21:22Why is Bruce so bad with names?03:21:27Do Lamia and…03:21:33Where’s the Cobalt?03:21:36Uh,03:21:37Kusa fight a lot.
Dungeon Master
03:21:39Um…03:21:41Oh, um…03:21:43Well…03:21:47You know, family fights sometimes.03:21:51I, uh,03:21:52I had a fight with my brother.03:21:55earlier, you know, it happens. They fight sometimes, but it’s never been as bad as it has these past few weeks.
Luma
03:22:08Mm-hmm.03:22:09They seem to think that they’re sabotaging each other.
Dungeon Master
03:22:13Mm-hmm.03:22:14well, a lot of strange…03:22:16mishaps have been ongoing at the market, mainly to both of them. I’m not surprised. There’s03:22:23they’re,03:22:25suspicious that something is amiss and I’m certainly not surprised that the first person they would blame is each other.03:22:32It also wouldn’t surprise me if they were guilty.03:22:41But03:22:42Who knows?03:22:48um,03:22:49But thank you for participating. You were wonderful contestants. We haven’t had a03:22:54a three-way tie for victory in quite a while.
Iva
03:22:59Yeah, I think you got confused. I think my last pepper was a tomato.
Dungeon Master
03:23:04Yes, well, part of the challenge is the randomness of it.
Iva
03:23:06It.
Dungeon Master
03:23:07So we do throw in some cherry tomatoes to…03:23:12keep things interesting.03:23:17um,03:23:19Mariah.
Hazel
03:23:21Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:23:22Can I get you to roll a D8?
Luma
03:23:27And then done.
Hazel
03:23:28Seven.
Luma
03:23:30Clears throat
Dungeon Master
03:23:31- Thank you.03:23:34Noted.03:23:37Thank you.03:23:38He says, “Is there anything else I could do for you? Would you like to participate in the next challenge in an hour?”
Temerity
03:23:46Yeah.
Iva
03:23:47No, I think I’m…
Luma
03:23:48No, it works.
Iva
03:23:49Go ahead.
Luma
03:23:51We’re going to get a tour from your brother.
Dungeon Master
03:23:53Oh.03:23:55Well…03:23:56That’s nice. I’m glad he’s03:23:59I’m glad he’s…03:24:01I’m glad he’s starting to get more invested in the active goings on of the market, especially since he’s going to be taking over the business.
Luma
03:24:09Yeah, congratulations, by the way.
Dungeon Master
03:24:12You’ve talked to him about that.
Luma
03:24:15Yeah, you mentioned it.
Dungeon Master
03:24:15Thank you.03:24:16Yes, thank you very much. It is appreciated.03:24:21How very kind.03:24:32Good.03:24:33He kind of03:24:36kind of waits for you guys to ask for something or move on or whatever. He’s just kind of chilling.
Iva
03:24:42Now we just all t-pose at him.
Temerity
03:24:42Gotcha.
Luma
03:24:44Yeah.
Temerity
03:24:44Eh…
Dungeon Master
03:24:45You can see his brother is near-ish by.
Luma
03:24:46Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:24:49He’s kind of like…03:24:51in these stands to the south, just perusing.
Luma
03:24:54Luma makes friendly small talk as much as necessary, but I’m terrible at it, until she catches sight of the brother and says,03:25:00There he is! We’re gonna go talk to him.
Dungeon Master
03:25:02Yes, enjoy it.
Luma
03:25:02It was nice meeting you.
Temerity
03:25:02He he he he.
Dungeon Master
03:25:04Nice meeting you. Come back anytime. Enjoy your evening. It’s been wonderful.
Luma
03:25:09Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:25:10Yeah.
Temerity
03:25:10Thank you.
Luma
03:25:11Um, or runs away from the awkward social interaction.
Dungeon Master
03:25:14he run away.
Luma
03:25:15I
Temerity
03:25:15He he he he.
Hazel
03:25:15Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:25:16interaction.
Hazel
03:25:18Goodbye.
Dungeon Master
03:25:20Goodbye. I’m sorry you didn’t have a good time.
Iva
03:25:21- Yeah.
Temerity
03:25:21laughs
Hazel
03:25:24Don’t apologize.
Luma
03:25:25- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:25:26I’m sorry for it at all.
Temerity
03:25:26Aw, crud.
Dungeon Master
03:25:28All right, all right, all right, all right.03:25:29Yeah, I’m.03:25:31Understood.03:25:32Enjoy your evening.
Luma
03:25:34Oh, d’apologize.
Hazel
03:25:35I will
Luma
03:25:36sigh
Temerity
03:25:37laughs
Luma
03:25:37the
Iva
03:25:37I have a good sushi.03:25:38Make more of those nice peppers.
Dungeon Master
03:25:41He slinks off.
Temerity
03:25:44Hey.
Rhysaene
03:25:46Flings is such a funny word.
Dungeon Master
03:25:47He’s terrified of Iva.03:25:50Or of Hazel.
Luma
03:25:50- Man.
Hazel
03:25:52Oh, I should have, I should have, I should have eaten the really spicy pepper and then cast flame blade and been like, Oh my goodness.
Dungeon Master
03:25:58- Whoa!
Temerity
03:25:59Oh my god!
Iva
03:25:59Hahaha
Hazel
03:25:59Man, hey!
Luma
03:26:02Oh my goodness!
Dungeon Master
03:26:03Rhys eats one and cats fireball.
Hazel
03:26:06My hand is on fire! He’s poisoned me! Take him away!
Temerity
03:26:06laughter
Rhysaene
03:26:08- Bye.
Dungeon Master
03:26:09Okay.
Temerity
03:26:10Take him away, take him away!
Rhysaene
03:26:10I love it.03:26:11Okay.
Luma
03:26:12Thank you.
Rhysaene
03:26:12That’s why.
Dungeon Master
03:26:12Well,
Rhysaene
03:26:14I don’t know.
Dungeon Master
03:26:15Oh.
Rhysaene
03:26:16Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:26:17Okay.
Rhysaene
03:26:17- Good.
Dungeon Master
03:26:18Luma, as you approach, Kasem looks up and says, ah,03:26:21Miss Luma, it’s good to see you.03:26:22How was the…03:26:24How was the pepper challenge?
Luma
03:26:27Peppers are really uncomfortable to eat.03:26:29but it was really fun.
Dungeon Master
03:26:31Well,03:26:32I’m,03:26:33Glad to hear it.03:26:35um,03:26:36Shall we, shall we,03:26:37Commence with the tour.
Luma
03:26:39Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:26:41um,03:26:42Will any of your friends be joining us?03:26:44He looks around for any of Luma’s friends.
Iva
03:26:46I have a static behind Luma.
Dungeon Master
03:26:48Ah.
Rhysaene
03:26:51I would love to.
Temerity
03:26:51uh,03:26:53Temerity would join in.
Luma
03:26:54Yeah.
Hazel
03:26:57Yes.
Dungeon Master
03:26:58Yeah.
Luma
03:26:58All my friends.
Temerity
03:26:58Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:27:00He says, well,03:27:02Um,03:27:03You’ve already seen the Spicy Brothers, the most successful and best food business here. I’ll take you to see Madame03:27:13Madam, what’s her name?03:27:16Um,03:27:18Madam Kulp’s Silk03:27:21emporium03:27:23I don’t think she calls it an emporium, but we’ll go to see it anyway.
Luma
03:27:29own.
Dungeon Master
03:27:29And he leads you all the way to the far end of the market.
Luma
03:27:34Holy shit.03:27:35You skipped the whole market.
Dungeon Master
03:27:35Um,
Temerity
03:27:37Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
03:27:39He leads you to a03:27:43He leads you to a tent.03:27:46The tent itself is made of various colored silks woven together, and they are beautiful.03:27:51Each one has kind of like a pearlescent quality to it.03:27:56shimmering in the light of the oil lamps.03:28:01and the glow from this below the surface of the river.03:28:05Um,03:28:10He leads you inside and inside are just like rolls of silk purchasable by the…
Luma
03:28:10community.
Dungeon Master
03:28:18by the role, but also various gowns and garb made in this beautiful material.03:28:25Um,03:28:27Madam Kulp herself is there.03:28:30Um,03:28:32She is a03:28:37can’t copy images from that. That’s annoying.03:28:40uh,03:28:41She is an elderly, gnomish woman.03:28:45Um,03:28:46wearing bright blue and red and yellow silks,03:28:52She’s got big old round glasses, but what stands out most is crawling on her shoulder and on top of her head and on one of her arms and all around the tent.03:29:03are these like03:29:07half a foot long like03:29:09grub caterpillar looking creatures.
Temerity
03:29:13Oh.
Dungeon Master
03:29:15which are included with her in her art.03:29:20And she she beams.
Luma
03:29:21- My God, there’s a tune.
Dungeon Master
03:29:23Huh?03:29:25She beams as you all come in.03:29:27Guess.03:29:28Welcome! Welcome to Madam Kulp’s Silk.03:29:33I’m Madam Kulp.03:29:35This is silk.03:29:36Uh.03:29:37We have every possible color in combination.03:29:40We have gowns already sewn.03:29:42I do tailoring.03:29:43If you want something made out of your favorite colors,03:29:48we can make anything happen for the right price.
Hazel
03:29:53Hazel’s gonna run around the store trying to get as many of these, uh, caterpillar worm things in her arms as possible.
Luma
03:29:53- Wow.
Temerity
03:30:00Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
03:30:00She, when you…
Iva
03:30:01Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:30:02Um…03:30:04She, when you start doing this, she says,03:30:06they are very friendly, but you must be careful.03:30:10They’re delicate.
Iva
03:30:12I’ve a
Hazel
03:30:12Oh.
Luma
03:30:12Touch.03:30:13They’re so cute.
Iva
03:30:15Iva looks to pat them on the head.
Dungeon Master
03:30:15but03:30:17They do like to be pet, just be gentle.03:30:20Um,03:30:21Hazel, while you’re doing this, give me a nature check.
Hazel
03:30:27Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:30:27Or animal handling. Nature or animal handling. Your choice.
Hazel
03:30:31Um, animal handling is plus seven. I’m gonna go with that. Um,
Dungeon Master
03:30:36Sure.
Hazel
03:30:36Well, all right.03:30:38Please.03:30:40Okay, please open…03:30:41Please don’t make me kill any, I nat 1’d for a total of 8.03:30:45- Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:30:45You don’t kill any they are they’re gentle and03:30:49And they’re very friendly.03:30:51Um, the first couple you find are absolutely down to like be gathered up and pet.03:30:57Um,03:30:58they make03:31:00a little noise as you pet them that’s very similar to like a cat purring, just a little like rumble. You could
Hazel
03:31:07like a trill.
Temerity
03:31:08Bini.
Dungeon Master
03:31:08Like a trill, yes.03:31:09But after you get about two…03:31:12the other ones scatter immediately when you,03:31:16when you get near them, like terrified,03:31:18they like bolt under tables and,03:31:21under curtains and things like that.
Hazel
03:31:23Aw.
Dungeon Master
03:31:24Yeah.
Hazel
03:31:26She’ll go to her, she’ll find a corner and she’ll just sit with the two she has.
Dungeon Master
03:31:30Um,
Temerity
03:31:31He he he.
Dungeon Master
03:31:32You sit with the two you have, and they seem more than happy to sit there and chill.03:31:38um,03:31:40Who was the other who others was doing stuff?
Iva
03:31:45Iva was just petting the small grubs.
Dungeon Master
03:31:48Yeah, you pet the grubs, no problem.03:31:50You can give me a nature or animal handling check.03:31:54as you look for grubs to pet.
Iva
03:32:01wouldn’t happen to our Hunts Wisdom.03:32:0611.
Dungeon Master
03:32:08You find a couple, and again, same deal.03:32:11You find, like, one, and it’s happy to let you pet it,03:32:14but every other one you go for is, like…03:32:16immediately terrified.03:32:22Um,03:32:23Madam Kulp frowns and mutters something under her breath.03:32:33And says, so are any of you interested in buying any silk?03:32:38or having anything silk made.
Luma
03:32:43Oh.03:32:44We’re just looking around, I think.03:32:46Um,
Dungeon Master
03:32:47I’m not fine.
Luma
03:32:48Sam’s here is giving us a tour.
Dungeon Master
03:32:48You’re welcome to the Luca.
Rhysaene
03:32:50Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:32:51uh,03:32:51Kasem says yes, they wanted to see the market.03:32:56um,03:32:57Madame Colton nods and says, oh, that’s very kind of you, Kasem.03:33:01very community oriented, I’m happy to see you doing it.03:33:07Um,03:33:10’cause he kinda looks around03:33:13Uh,03:33:14He watches as the silkworms kind of scatter…03:33:18And,03:33:20Kind of raises an eyebrow and then heads outside and says, as he leaves, he says, I’ll be outside when you finish up in here.
Luma
03:33:28Okay.
Temerity
03:33:29Okay.
Rhysaene
03:33:30This is beautiful, I love these silks.
Dungeon Master
03:33:34you dear.
Luma
03:33:38I don’t think I’ve ever worn silk before.
Dungeon Master
03:33:40Oh, it’s the best fabric in the world. You can make anything out of it and it’ll be beautiful and soft and luxurious.
Luma
03:33:49Yeah, but really fragile.
Dungeon Master
03:33:49- Thank you.03:33:51Um,03:33:52Not so much.03:33:53I make all my silk with the silk woven by…03:33:57um,03:33:58by these, uh,03:34:00tut-krogh caterpillars.03:34:03And the silk they make is stronger than your average silk.
Luma
03:34:07Ah.03:34:08That’s useful.
Dungeon Master
03:34:10Not like…03:34:12industrially strong, but03:34:14Very, very durable garments are made with it.
Temerity
03:34:18Yeah.03:34:20So maybe you’ll feel some of the silk.
Dungeon Master
03:34:22It feels like.03:34:25the texture of water.03:34:28It is…03:34:29perfectly smooth and cool to the touch.
Temerity
03:34:32Whoa.
Luma
03:34:35Mm-hmm.03:34:37I feel like I’d be really comfortable to wear this in the summer.
Dungeon Master
03:34:41Oh, absolutely. They make excellent summer dresses.
Temerity
03:34:49He he he he he.
Hazel
03:34:51Not very good at protecting any of your vitals.
Temerity
03:34:51How much is…03:34:57How much is a…03:35:01How much would a garment cost?
Iva
03:35:01Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:35:03Um,
Temerity
03:35:04made of this fabric.
Dungeon Master
03:35:05It depends on the amount of silk, the amount of time it takes, the fitting and all of that.03:35:10But the base price is 50 crowns.
Temerity
03:35:14Ugh!03:35:14Temerity immediately stops touching the silk.
Dungeon Master
03:35:15-
Iva
03:35:15I don’t know.
Luma
03:35:16Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:35:17laughter
Luma
03:35:18Mr. Sefra.03:35:19How much for a bolt of fabric?
Dungeon Master
03:35:22Um,03:35:23It depends on the bolts, enough to make one garment would be about 25 crowns, but a large bolt would be03:35:31It just depends on the amount of silk, how much you want to buy.03:35:35Um,03:35:36And if you give me a second, I’ll be slightly more specific.03:35:42Uh,03:36:02A square yard of this silk is 25 gold.
Luma
03:36:08a square yard that’s it?
Dungeon Master
03:36:0825 grounds.03:36:09A square yard.
Luma
03:36:12Is that enough for a dress?
Dungeon Master
03:36:14No, I don’t think I don’t know. I’m sorry. I’m basing it off.
Luma
03:36:17Uh,
Dungeon Master
03:36:18It’s I’m basing it off the price of a square yard of silk in the player’s handbook.03:36:23but it’s more expensive because it’s tech.03:36:25Pro silk.
Iva
03:36:28Because it’s funny worm silk.
Dungeon Master
03:36:30It’s funny worm silk.03:36:31Shit’s expensive.
Luma
03:36:40Yeah, that’s way too pricey.
Dungeon Master
03:36:42True. It’s the same as the, or it’s, it’s more expensive than one cow.
Temerity
03:36:42Yeah.03:36:47Ew.03:36:48True.
Iva
03:36:48I can buy one whole cow with this.
Temerity
03:36:50That’s how Tomerody was viewing this shit.
Luma
03:36:51Good to know, I suppose.
Temerity
03:36:53Just like, oh my god.
Dungeon Master
03:36:56The average price for one cow is 10 gold.
Temerity
03:37:00This is five. That’s five cow.
Dungeon Master
03:37:03Well, it’s 2.5 cows.
Iva
03:37:03No, it’s…
Dungeon Master
03:37:06per square yard.
Iva
03:37:07for the,
Temerity
03:37:07No, for the trust.
Dungeon Master
03:37:09For the dress, yes, that is five cows.
Iva
03:37:09of the breath.
Dungeon Master
03:37:11That is a five cow dress.
Iva
03:37:14Yeah.03:37:16to Temerity’s like,
Luma
03:37:16this year, the five-pound drafts. Easy.
Iva
03:37:18where he’s like…
Temerity
03:37:18- He he he he he.
Dungeon Master
03:37:19Yeah.
Iva
03:37:21I don’t know.
Luma
03:37:22Mm.
Iva
03:37:25I think it had so much milk with five cows.
Dungeon Master
03:37:35I would like everyone except for Hazel and Iva to give me, um…03:37:42Animal handling or nature checks.
Rhysaene
03:37:46Oh, okay.
Temerity
03:37:46Oh.03:37:47Boy.03:37:48Um,
Rhysaene
03:37:50We shall see.03:37:52Yeah. Okay.
Temerity
03:37:56Well, I’m going to do animal handling.
Rhysaene
03:37:59Mm-hmm.
Temerity
03:37:59Thank you.
Rhysaene
03:38:00It’s a nine at the way.
Luma
03:38:01POP
Dungeon Master
03:38:04Nein.
Luma
03:38:06nine nine nine nine.
Temerity
03:38:06They’re…
Iva
03:38:07This is the coolest cat cafe I’ve ever been to.
Temerity
03:38:07teen.
Dungeon Master
03:38:1013.
Temerity
03:38:11Yeah.
Luma
03:38:13See you.
Dungeon Master
03:38:147.03:38:15Um,03:38:16Yeah.03:38:17Um,03:38:19you all kind of03:38:21Talking to Madam Kulp about the silks, notice that most of the grubs have gone into hiding.03:38:28Most of the caterpillars, I should say.03:38:31and are no longer03:38:33visible to you.
Temerity
03:38:35Yeah.
Luma
03:38:40Where did you get these from, by the way?
Dungeon Master
03:38:42Oh, um,03:38:44My.03:38:46My, uh,03:38:48She hesitates for a moment03:38:51And she says, they came up north with my family.03:38:56um,03:38:58My uh,03:38:59My my.03:39:00My.03:39:01ancestor.03:39:04brought them up.03:39:05in the immediate aftermath of the Starfall.
Luma
03:39:10Oh, wow.03:39:12I like the last of the caterpillars.
Dungeon Master
03:39:15I don’t know.03:39:16um03:39:18But my family has bred them since we’ve lived in Argentum.03:39:23As far as I know, they’re not a native species to the Vale.03:39:28They’re incredibly evasive. Ah, ha, ha, ha.
Temerity
03:39:31Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
03:39:33Um, so as far as I know, the only tetro caterpillars in, in all of the veil are the ones that, uh,03:39:40that I breed at my home.
Luma
03:39:45Neat.
Dungeon Master
03:39:46They might be the only ones in the world if the sorrow is taken the others.
Luma
03:39:52through.
Temerity
03:39:52Oh, it’s furrowed.03:39:53Caterpillar sounds really sad.03:39:56I did it.
Iva
03:39:56Thank you.
Luma
03:39:56just imagining a really pissed off caterpillar.
Dungeon Master
03:39:59Nah, forget the caterpillar. The sorrow moth is a terrifying idea.
Luma
03:39:59menacingly pinching at you.
Temerity
03:39:59Uh…
Luma
03:40:03Yo.
Temerity
03:40:04Eeeh!
Hazel
03:40:04It’s really sweet, sweet, sweet.
Dungeon Master
03:40:07Get ready for some Dark Souls shit.
Hazel
03:40:07nothing.
Temerity
03:40:09- He he he.
Luma
03:40:10Thank you.
Hazel
03:40:13To be right back really quick, sorry.
Dungeon Master
03:40:15Okay.
Temerity
03:40:15Okay.03:40:24Doom.
Dungeon Master
03:40:25She kind of looks around and she frowns and says, they’re not usually so skittish.03:40:30um,03:40:31I don’t know why they’re so03:40:32worked up.
Temerity
03:40:35Oh.03:40:39Do you usually get such a large group come03:40:41uh,03:40:43Come by your tent.
Dungeon Master
03:40:44um,03:40:47five people.03:40:50Actually, I think I’m going to wait for Mariah.
Temerity
03:40:52Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:40:54We just wait for Mariah.03:40:56Just in case.
Iva
03:40:57Thank you.03:40:58Okay.03:40:59waiting for Mariah.
Dungeon Master
03:41:01Waiting for Mariah? It’s like waiting for Godot.
Temerity
03:41:05bit.
Dungeon Master
03:41:09Nobody, nobody’s a waiting for Godot head.
Iva
03:41:12I don’t get the reference.
Temerity
03:41:13- Yeah.
Luma
03:41:14Look at the reverence.
Dungeon Master
03:41:17It’s the play waiting for Godot.
Luma
03:41:17Are we talking about03:41:19Oh, are we talking about a game engine?
Dungeon Master
03:41:22I believe that’s
Temerity
03:41:23I’ll see you next time.
Dungeon Master
03:41:27Actually, I don’t.03:42:07- Oh.03:42:11Would you all keep one of those caterpillar things as a pet?
Iva
03:42:14Oh, for sure.
Temerity
03:42:16Hehehehehehehehehehe.03:42:21I would probably keep one of these caterpillar things as a pet.
Iva
03:42:26Yeah.
Temerity
03:42:27I’d pet its little feathers.
Iva
03:42:30you know,03:42:31I bet they’re soft and like squishy.
Temerity
03:42:33uh,
Iva
03:42:34I don’t know if you guys know what a hornworm is.
Temerity
03:42:38Uh-huh.
Iva
03:42:39That’s what these things immediately reminded me of.
Temerity
03:42:44Yeah, I can see that.03:42:47Just blue.
Iva
03:42:49And they had the funny little…03:42:52These are very clearly based on the hornworm.
Temerity
03:42:56Oh, I didn’t realize. I thought that hornworms were green.
Iva
03:43:00Oh, look at these things.
Temerity
03:43:02What?03:43:03What?
Iva
03:43:07It can be green.03:43:09But I’ve always seen them more as the blue side.
Temerity
03:43:14And…03:43:20Yeah, they got to be.03:43:21based on these little guys.
Dungeon Master
03:43:23laughter
Iva
03:43:23Look at them, they’re the same blue03:43:28Why are you blue?
Temerity
03:43:32Why are you blue?
Luma
03:43:35Oh, man.
Dungeon Master
03:43:37What’s up?
Luma
03:43:38Solar Punk came out today.
Dungeon Master
03:43:40Mm-hmm.
Iva
03:43:41Don’t want to talk. Why do I know what that is?
Luma
03:43:44I’ve talked about it.03:43:45Several times, but nobody really ever listens to me.
Iva
03:43:48I, apparently I do.
Luma
03:43:49- It’s okay.03:43:50Yeah.03:43:51Hmm.
Hazel
03:43:52back.
Dungeon Master
03:43:53Welcome back.
Temerity
03:43:53Welcome back.
Dungeon Master
03:43:54Um,03:43:56someone had asked about the caterpillars and03:43:59- Yeah.03:44:01It had come up that she said to him,03:44:04Although they’re not usually this skittish, but recently,03:44:10Recently, anytime I walk by either the Xungoon or…03:44:15Gen mode tents, they get all03:44:17They get all anxious, and now they’re doing it in my tent? That’s…03:44:21No, they should feel comfortable here. This is not good.03:44:26No, what should I do?03:44:28She’s kind of like muttering to herself now as she watches them kind of like a lot of them like hiding.
Luma
03:44:35Have you ever had any mischief recently?
Dungeon Master
03:44:38Um…03:44:39Not that I know of, sometimes the caterpillars get a little frightened.03:44:45And that’s not something that used to happen.
Luma
03:44:50Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:44:51But other than that,
Hazel
03:44:57Ma’am, we’re currently employed by the board of the…03:45:00By the board of the…03:45:02the merchants to look for anything.
Temerity
03:45:05Hehehehe.
Luma
03:45:05Mm-hmm.
Iva
03:45:05- Yeah.
Hazel
03:45:06Find yourself in a mischief. Do report back to Earth.
Luma
03:45:10Do you mind if I look around?
Hazel
03:45:10Tips Cowboyhead.
Temerity
03:45:10Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:45:13Um, no, continue to look around, feel free.
Luma
03:45:17Okay.03:45:18I’m almost going to go find a section of hung up silk that03:45:22blocks vision.03:45:24Uh,
Dungeon Master
03:45:25Okay.
Luma
03:45:26She’s going to quietly cast Detect Magic.03:45:29I have it prepared now.
Dungeon Master
03:45:29Oh.03:45:33second.03:45:37You cast Detect Magic.03:45:40And you do not detect any magic that is not expected.
Luma
03:45:45Okay.
Dungeon Master
03:45:46However, if you would like, you can make an investigation check while you’re kind of like
Luma
03:45:51Yeah, I’m a detective a little more.
Dungeon Master
03:45:51looking around.
Luma
03:45:53She put their hat on.
Dungeon Master
03:45:53detected.03:45:54Yeah, put the hat on.
Temerity
03:45:54-
Luma
03:45:56Monocle on.
Iva
03:45:57Is there a plus 20 bonus?
Luma
03:45:57Bubble pipe in mouth.03:46:02uh the investigation i’m also going to guidance03:46:07Nope, I can’t because that’s a concentration as well.
Dungeon Master
03:46:09Yes, it is. Well, you already detected no magic if you would like to do the guidance.
Luma
03:46:10Uh,
Dungeon Master
03:46:15But if you want to keep the tech magic up, that’s your call.
Luma
03:46:16Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:46:18Do whichever.
Luma
03:46:21Nah, she’ll leave the tech magazine. It’s like a 10 minute long…
Dungeon Master
03:46:24Yeah, yeah.
Luma
03:46:24thing.03:46:25Um,03:46:26So that is investigation.03:46:29is a plus.03:46:307 for a total of 25.
Dungeon Master
03:46:34You do not find anything out of place or unusual except for two things of note.03:46:41The first03:46:43are the
Luma
03:46:45Maybe.
Dungeon Master
03:46:47or you find on the outside of the tent,03:46:52you find, um,03:46:55the peels of a kind of fruit.03:46:59that you,03:47:00don’t necessarily immediately recognize.03:47:03um,03:47:05And, uh,03:47:08outside the tent where you find the03:47:10the, um,03:47:11appeals you also smell something that sticks out a little um it smells like someone had just recently um03:47:18struck matches.03:47:23Like someone had lit a match.03:47:24And then you find the peels of fruit.03:47:27The peels are like…03:47:29I’ll just out of character, it’s persimmon peels.
Luma
03:47:34Yeah, Luma has no idea what that is.
Temerity
03:47:34and each.
Iva
03:47:36Thank you.
Luma
03:47:37She’ll collect up the peels.03:47:39Uh,03:47:41She’ll put it in a little bag, mark it as evidence.03:47:43Um,03:47:45And she’ll look around and see if she can figure out.
Rhysaene
03:47:46Thank you.
Luma
03:47:48If somebody tried to set a fire or something?
Dungeon Master
03:47:52Sure.03:47:52Going off your…03:47:5520-something investigation.03:47:58you look around and you don’t find anything that has been set on fire.
Luma
03:48:06Hehehe.03:48:09Uh, okay.03:48:15matches.03:48:19Fucking…03:48:21Have I seen anybody in this marketplace that’s a stall owner?03:48:25who smokes.
Dungeon Master
03:48:31Give me a…03:48:35We’ll call it investigation also.03:48:37As you like wrap your brain.
Luma
03:48:40Oh, do I know that smoke?
Dungeon Master
03:48:43Do you not know that it smokes?
Luma
03:48:44Oof.03:48:477, 8, 9, 10…03:48:49Well…
Dungeon Master
03:48:50A 12?03:48:52You’ve for sure seen people smoking.03:48:54either like rolled cigarettes or pipes.03:48:57like a lot of commoners but you don’t recall any specific person smoking.03:49:02but it is not uncommon.
Luma
03:49:12Mm.03:49:18Yeah, she’ll head back into the shop.03:49:21Join the others.
Dungeon Master
03:49:21You head back in.03:49:22Madam Kulp is going around trying to collect and calm her caterpillars.
Hazel
03:49:31Hazel’s trying to calm the ones that are in her arms, if they are, like, acting skittish.
Dungeon Master
03:49:37- Yeah, give me an animal handling
Rhysaene
03:49:37Oh.
Temerity
03:49:39Hee hee hee.
Hazel
03:49:39Yeah.03:49:43um03:49:4718.03:49:49like reaches into her bag and just has like a bunch of like fresh leaves for some reason and is just like here you go.
Temerity
03:49:56Oh,
Dungeon Master
03:49:58Yeah, with an 18, you have no problem calming the…03:50:03calming the caterpillars.03:50:06You’re a any any of the caterpillars you get your hands on you give them very gentle pets.03:50:11and they seem to immediately calm in your hands.
Hazel
03:50:15English.03:50:16She’ll start handing the calm ones back to the lady.
Dungeon Master
03:50:16Um,03:50:21She’ll take one from Hazel and put it somewhere on her body and then take the next one and stick it on her own head and so on and so forth until she’s covered in these caterpillars.
Temerity
03:50:21-
Luma
03:50:29- Thank you.
Temerity
03:50:31He he he he he he he.
Hazel
03:50:33Mm.
Dungeon Master
03:50:33She says, thank you, dear. Thank you. Thank you. I don’t know what’s gotten into them, but thank you. You’ve done a very good job of calming them down.
Hazel
03:50:42Yeah, no worries.03:50:45I like animals.
Dungeon Master
03:50:47Well, they seem to like you.
Hazel
03:50:50Mm-hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:50:51um,
Hazel
03:50:52She smiles.
Temerity
03:50:54We got it!
Dungeon Master
03:50:55Um,03:50:59She…03:51:00As you have taken the time to help her, she smiles and…03:51:05So, um…03:51:07I’m afraid I can’t.03:51:09can’t reward you with free goods or anything like that. My stock is much too expensive,03:51:16but if you want to know any local gossip, I’d be more than happy to.
Iva
03:51:22Iva runs over and sits down in front of Madam Kulp and goes, I like Gotham.
Hazel
03:51:27Mm-hmm.
Temerity
03:51:27- Yeah.
Hazel
03:51:28Hazel will just like…03:51:30coughs03:51:32We’ll be like, well, I don’t have any questions, but, uh,03:51:35My friend here is03:51:37Trying to help some people out.
Dungeon Master
03:51:40Oh.
Hazel
03:51:42kind of like03:51:43gestures to Luma and just be like, if, if,03:51:46I don’t know if you have any questions about
Dungeon Master
03:51:48Who are we helping out, dear?
Luma
03:51:51Oh.
Hazel
03:51:51Oh.
Luma
03:51:52Um--03:51:53Fuck names.
Hazel
03:51:54The good, the family.
Luma
03:51:56Yeah, the family at the market.
Iva
03:51:56Thank you.
Temerity
03:51:56He, he, he, he.
Luma
03:51:58No, there’s two people fooding the…03:52:01The Xungoon.
Dungeon Master
03:52:01Lamai and Kusa.03:52:02Xungoon, yeah.
Luma
03:52:03Yeah, look.03:52:04Lamai and Kusa are…03:52:06really upset with each other because they think that they’re,03:52:09sabotaging each other.
Dungeon Master
03:52:09Oh.03:52:11They…03:52:13They’re upset, but they would never really hurt each other.03:52:16Not intentionally.03:52:18They, uh,03:52:20Their parents had a terrible feud that was…03:52:24much more intense than what’s going on right now. And because of that, they, uh,03:52:28I know they would never actually hurt each other.03:52:32whatever’s going on is03:52:36Well, it’s a little out of character, to be honest.
Luma
03:52:39Uh, uh,03:52:41That’s kind of worrying because they’ve both been saying that things have been disappearing or getting stolen and stuff, which means that they might not intend to hurt each other, but somebody’s hurting somebody.
Dungeon Master
03:52:47Kyren?03:52:50Yes.03:52:53That is troubling.03:52:55When you put it like that, that is very troubling.
Luma
03:53:00What do you?
Dungeon Master
03:53:00I will shine.
Luma
03:53:01What do you know about the-- oh, fuck, other names.
Dungeon Master
03:53:01Sorry.
Luma
03:53:05God, I wish my notes were actually
Hazel
03:53:06What do you know about Luigi?
Dungeon Master
03:53:08You know,
Luma
03:53:08Yeah, what do you…
Iva
03:53:08- Hey, Mario.
Temerity
03:53:08- Hey!
Luma
03:53:09That was actually what I was saying.03:53:10What do you know about the Aburu Brothers?
Dungeon Master
03:53:12Kasem, uh,03:53:14Kasem Aroon and Vi Aroon.03:53:18Um, um, they’ve run their, the, the spicy brothers for many years.03:53:23They’re, um,03:53:24part of the family.03:53:31uh,
Luma
03:53:31Do you know anything about--03:53:33The.03:53:35getting married and retiring early.03:53:37Is that, has any problems?03:53:39or worries.
Dungeon Master
03:53:39and I’m not03:53:41Not that I know of.03:53:44Anne-Marie Slaughter: um.03:53:46I haven’t heard of any problems.03:53:49um,03:53:51One second.03:53:52Give me an insight check.
Luma
03:53:55Oh.03:53:56It’s like the only two pieces of information we’ve got so far, so I’m going to ask them both.03:54:00Uh…
Temerity
03:54:01Hehehehe.
Luma
03:54:02What is that number? I wish I had a
Hazel
03:54:02May I insight?
Dungeon Master
03:54:04Yes, yes, yes.
Luma
03:54:05Oh, I actually rolled my
Dungeon Master
03:54:05anyone who will.
Luma
03:54:06good insight for fucking once.
Dungeon Master
03:54:07You want to say.
Luma
03:54:0817.
Dungeon Master
03:54:1017…03:54:1121.
Rhysaene
03:54:12Yay.
Dungeon Master
03:54:14I don’t know.
Luma
03:54:14picks everything at face value, actually manages to catch something? What?
Temerity
03:54:19Eww.
Dungeon Master
03:54:21We got the 17 and the 21.
Luma
03:54:21actually.
Dungeon Master
03:54:23Is anyone else inciting?
Iva
03:54:2512.
Dungeon Master
03:54:26Okay.
Temerity
03:54:28radio also insight just to throw that kind of ring03:54:32-aus…
Dungeon Master
03:54:32or your head in the room.
Temerity
03:54:3311.
Dungeon Master
03:54:3511.
Luma
03:54:35Temerity doesn’t have a hat, she’s got a bandana.
Temerity
03:54:38- True.
Dungeon Master
03:54:41Luma and Hazel.03:54:43There’s no sign that she’s being deceptive, um…03:54:47or anything like that.03:54:49But there is like a feeling that she’s saying less03:54:52than she is thinking,03:54:54specifically when you mentioned Kasem.
Hazel
03:55:00something on your mind.
Luma
03:55:00How do you think that?
Dungeon Master
03:55:02um,
Hazel
03:55:04Sorry.
Dungeon Master
03:55:04Oh, no, it’s nothing. Don’t worry about it.
Luma
03:55:10How do you think Kasem’s going to do running it all on his own?
Dungeon Master
03:55:14Oh, I…03:55:16Well, he’s giving you a tour, and that surprised me.03:55:20If he steps up like he has been, I think he’ll do all right.03:55:25His brother’s the, it’s rude to say it, but his brother is the more charismatic of the two.03:55:32And it is going to certainly be a loss for the business if his brother retires.03:55:39Um,03:55:41has seemed.03:55:43I die.03:55:44I know I promised gossip, but I’m not even sure if…03:55:49If I saw right,03:55:51My eyes aren’t what they used to be.
Luma
03:55:54Any information helps.
Dungeon Master
03:55:56I know, but it’s,03:55:58It’s silly, really.
Luma
03:55:58I’m looking…03:56:00Well,03:56:01I’m looking to get a stall here and I want to join the merchant family.03:56:05So if I could help him out with something,
Dungeon Master
03:56:05Well.03:56:08Give me a persuasion check.
Luma
03:56:10Oh, fuck, I’m not good at those.03:56:15persuasion is a plus zero baby that is a nat one god damn it
Temerity
03:56:20Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Dungeon Master
03:56:20She’s…03:56:21She says, “I’m glad to hear that you wanted to get a stall here. I’m sure Kasem can help make that happen.”03:56:31But it would be wrong for me to gossip any more than I already have.03:56:35Not because I’m against gossip, but because I’m against spreading misinformation.03:56:40And I’m not sure what I saw.
Luma
03:56:44What do you think you saw?
Iva
03:56:46Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:56:47Well, that would be the…
Iva
03:56:47I, I,
Luma
03:56:47It’s not missing.
Iva
03:56:49I, I, I,
Luma
03:56:49misinformation if you’re just
Dungeon Master
03:56:49Look.
Iva
03:56:50I’m going to jump in to help Lua real quick.
Dungeon Master
03:56:52That’s…03:56:54Is it character growth or is it…
Luma
03:56:57Can I have to get piss missiled again?
Dungeon Master
03:56:59Well, I’m just…
Temerity
03:56:59it.
Dungeon Master
03:57:00I’m just saying…03:57:02Well, I don’t know.03:57:03If I don’t know it’s true when I say it, is that really any different than a lie?
Luma
03:57:10Well, you’re not lying. You’re just talking about things that you might have seen.
Dungeon Master
03:57:14I don’t know. Someone might have seen a, might have known about an explosion, but wouldn’t tell anyone because being wrong is the same as lying. But she doesn’t know that. That’s me being a little shit.
Luma
03:57:25We got a disappeared hope now.
Temerity
03:57:25Hehehehe.
Iva
03:57:25Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:57:25um,
Iva
03:57:27Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:57:27Huh?
Temerity
03:57:27laughs
Luma
03:57:28Yeah.
Iva
03:57:29a disappeared cult now.
Luma
03:57:29I don’t know.
Hazel
03:57:29Eee!
Luma
03:57:30We’re going to disappear Culp now.
Temerity
03:57:31I don’t know.03:57:32Get this granny out of here.
Dungeon Master
03:57:33But,
Luma
03:57:34Hmm.
Dungeon Master
03:57:34Okay.
Iva
03:57:35- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:57:36She, she, she’s just, she, she,03:57:40from the insight check carrying over,03:57:43she just doesn’t seem convinced that…03:57:45She doesn’t want to say something…03:57:49that she’s not even sure is relevant and she’s not even sure she saw and she is not, she remains unconvinced to like,03:57:59to go against that currently.
Luma
03:58:01looks at it.
Iva
03:58:01But,
Luma
03:58:04wrists and silently melts for help.
Iva
03:58:04I have a…03:58:06Iva steps up and goes,03:58:08Oh, come on, you can tell us, at least tell me and Rhys, we really like the gossip.
Rhysaene
03:58:09Thank you.
Dungeon Master
03:58:14I’m sorry.
Iva
03:58:14It’s more fun and entertaining than anything else.
Rhysaene
03:58:19Thank you.
Hazel
03:58:23hazel just mouths. I’m sorry to Luma again.
Dungeon Master
03:58:23Where is he?03:58:26Rhys, you got anything to add?
Rhysaene
03:58:32Sorry, say the thing you were saying before again.03:58:37so I give them
Dungeon Master
03:58:37Me?
Iva
03:58:37Uh,
Rhysaene
03:58:41I’ll have a proper answer.
Dungeon Master
03:58:44Sorry, I…03:58:45What are you asking, Aev?
Rhysaene
03:58:46I was asking, I was asking, can you say the thing that you said before?03:58:50So I can give like a purple answer. Sorry, I got distracted by my grandma.
Dungeon Master
03:58:53Yes.03:58:54Please.03:58:55She said that she doesn’t want to spread misinformation,03:59:00that she’s not even sure what she saw03:59:02and not even sure if it matters.03:59:04um,03:59:07she was, she, and she’s so far held firm on that,03:59:11that belief.03:59:12Iva has suggested that gossiping is fun and therefore she should tell…03:59:17Iva Enderis.
Rhysaene
03:59:18Yeah.03:59:20And03:59:20And if I may,03:59:22- Kind of a Maylady.03:59:24Uh,03:59:25someone with your wisdom and age03:59:28We’d be real keen to03:59:31Listen to what you have to say.
Iva
03:59:33Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:59:33Um,03:59:39I will allow…
Iva
03:59:39Go ahead.
Dungeon Master
03:59:41I will allow either of you to roll…03:59:46persuasion. Oh, no, I’ll take both your rules. Because here’s the thing,03:59:50Iva, you have disadvantage, but I know that cancels out.
Iva
03:59:54Yeah.
Dungeon Master
03:59:58So each of you can roll persuasion.
Rhysaene
03:59:58Oh,04:00:01Cool.04:00:04Okay, bye.04:00:06or use my doom inspiration.04:00:10- All right.
Iva
04:00:10Wait, wait, wait.
Luma
04:00:12My fucking inspiration.04:00:13God damn it.04:00:14Damn it.
Rhysaene
04:00:15I like,04:00:15I…
Temerity
04:00:15Hehehehe.
Rhysaene
04:00:17That is…04:00:19Hey, plus seven.04:00:22I think so.
Iva
04:00:22I am also…04:00:24I’m gonna spend a superiority die.
Dungeon Master
04:00:27Okay.
Rhysaene
04:00:28- Yeah.
Iva
04:00:29for my commanding presence.
Rhysaene
04:00:29Uh…04:00:31Even with rolling a…04:00:36Even with rolling my inspiration, I rolled a 9 plus 7, so 16.
Dungeon Master
04:00:43- Dean.
Iva
04:00:43A 14.
Dungeon Master
04:00:45You got a 14?
Iva
04:00:47with all my bonuses, yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:00:49Oh.04:00:50Luckily,04:00:52I think that just barely gets it.04:00:54She shakes her head and she says,04:00:56I swear, please don’t.04:00:59I’ve made it seem like a bigger deal than it is.04:01:01I just, you mentioned Kasem,04:01:04And I just.04:01:07I was wondering if maybe his new pet is what’s scaring my grubs.04:01:12Maybe they just don’t like whatever pet he…04:01:16he’s gotten himself, but I don’t actually know if he has a pet. I just thought I saw him04:01:22feeding oranges to something04:01:25behind his tent the other day04:01:28um,04:01:29But…04:01:29When I looked, nothing was there.
Temerity
04:01:33Hmm.
Hazel
04:01:34your damn persimmons.
Iva
04:01:36It’s all coming together.
Temerity
04:01:36Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:01:36Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom.
Temerity
04:01:37Yeah.
Hazel
04:01:38It’s the persimmon guy.
Luma
04:01:40Luma’s, like, practically vibrating in the corner.04:01:42But she doesn’t say anything because she doesn’t want to, like…
Rhysaene
04:01:43Mm-hmm.
Luma
04:01:45reveal it.
Temerity
04:01:46Hehehehe.
Luma
04:01:46But she’ll nod. She’s like, “Okay.”04:01:49What’s.04:01:50Information we can ask him about.
Temerity
04:01:53- Thank you.
Luma
04:01:53Thank you very much for your help.04:01:55Uh,04:01:56I don’t know, keep your worms safe.
Dungeon Master
04:01:59Yeah, thank you. I’ll do my best.04:02:02Thank you all for your help in calming them down.04:02:05Miss Luma, if you need a good word for getting a stall set up,04:02:10I’ll be sure to put one in for you.
Luma
04:02:12Oh, thank you very much. I really appreciate that.
Dungeon Master
04:02:14You’ll need you’ll need me.
Rhysaene
04:02:15that thing04:02:16- It’s gotta be real nice.
Dungeon Master
04:02:17You’ll need more than just my good word, but you have that for sure.
Luma
04:02:22Yeah.04:02:22I want to get everybody’s good word.
Iva
04:02:23I have a head.04:02:24One more question.
Dungeon Master
04:02:24Well,04:02:26Yes.04:02:27Dearie,
Iva
04:02:28Are they named?
Dungeon Master
04:02:30Um,04:02:31Yes.
Luma
04:02:32Absolutely.
Dungeon Master
04:02:32They are named04:02:33I’m not naming them right now. There are like 20 of them.
Iva
04:02:37- Yeah.
Hazel
04:02:37Swimble, flimble, dimble, glimble, glimble, swimble,
Iva
04:02:39Okay.
Hazel
04:02:41glimbal04:02:42G-Dimble
Dungeon Master
04:02:43Give it to me, baby. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Rhysaene
04:02:44- It’s a climble.
Luma
04:02:44And,
Hazel
04:02:45- Yeah.
Temerity
04:02:45I don’t know.
Iva
04:02:46-
Temerity
04:02:47And then of course,
Luma
04:02:47You also can’t
Iva
04:02:48Uh,
Luma
04:02:49You can’t forget. Fuck you, Junior.
Temerity
04:02:49Careful.
Iva
04:02:51Fuck you, Judy.
Temerity
04:02:51Yeah, I was about to say you can’t forget lamb chop.
Luma
04:02:52Yeah.04:02:53Yeah.04:02:55Lamb child.
Dungeon Master
04:02:56going to
Luma
04:02:56Thank you.
Temerity
04:02:57- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:02:57What can I say? These caterpillars are…04:03:00pretty04:03:01white for a fly guy, I don’t know.
Temerity
04:03:02A pretty wiper fly guy.
Rhysaene
04:03:03That’s it.
Dungeon Master
04:03:03Um,
Hazel
04:03:05Wormy, squirmy, burmy, glirmy.
Rhysaene
04:03:06This…04:03:08This is my pet.
Iva
04:03:08Thank you.
Rhysaene
04:03:10John Pillar.
Temerity
04:03:11Thank you.
Dungeon Master
04:03:12- Yeah.
Temerity
04:03:12laughs
Hazel
04:03:12Mm-hmm.
Iva
04:03:13Okay.
Luma
04:03:13- Okay.
Hazel
04:03:14And Bob?
Iva
04:03:15And Bob.
Temerity
04:03:16And Bob.
Dungeon Master
04:03:17uh,
Luma
04:03:17Never forget both.
Dungeon Master
04:03:19But this one’s name is Santiago, and this one’s name is Cars, and this one’s, they’re the Caterpillar Men.
Iva
04:03:23Thank you.
Hazel
04:03:24Yep.04:03:25The caterpillar men.
Temerity
04:03:25And did it.
Iva
04:03:25Thank you.
Luma
04:03:26Yeah.
Iva
04:03:26- Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:03:28Um,04:03:30Bye.04:03:31That’s04:03:32uh,04:03:33She’s.04:03:34Oh, she’s gonna give you a good word.04:03:37um,
Hazel
04:03:38I’m sorry, ma’am, these are all female studies.
Dungeon Master
04:03:40-
Iva
04:03:40Yeah.
Luma
04:03:42I love that I went into like, I want to make us tall, it’s just a thing, and now it’s become a thing.
Dungeon Master
04:03:47It’s become a thing.
Temerity
04:03:47Uh,
Dungeon Master
04:03:48Luma is getting a
Iva
04:03:48To be fair,
Hazel
04:03:48become a fallout04:03:50It’s like a fallout quest before you can buy property in the city.
Luma
04:03:53I was just hoping that I could use it as like a reason to talk to all these people, but it actually just fucking worked out a little too well.
Iva
04:03:53Thank you.
Temerity
04:03:53Glug
Hazel
04:03:58Hee-hee!
Temerity
04:03:59Hehehehe.
Dungeon Master
04:03:59Um,04:04:00You all head out of the tent. It is 10:50 for a lot of you. We can call it here or keep going. I’m fine with either. But we are not near the end of this little mystery.
Hazel
04:04:15Yeah.
Luma
04:04:18It seems like a good,04:04:19stopping point
Dungeon Master
04:04:20A good stopping point? Yeah, I think so.
Temerity
04:04:21Yeah.
Luma
04:04:21in between, because if we start another
Iva
04:04:22This is where we’re going to find out he made a deal.
Temerity
04:04:22learning about the persimmons.
Luma
04:04:24conversation. It’ll be like a lot of
Dungeon Master
04:04:24The Persimmons
Luma
04:04:25Half hour.
Temerity
04:04:27Uh-huh.
Dungeon Master
04:04:27Yeah.
Luma
04:04:28Luma will bring up…04:04:30Well, no, because the moment we leave the tent, Kasem’s out there.04:04:32So actually, she won’t be bringing up the…
Dungeon Master
04:04:33Yeah, Kasem is waiting right out there for you as far as you know.
Luma
04:04:38Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:04:43But I hope you all enjoyed session.
Luma
04:04:48Yeah.04:04:49That was a lot of fun.
Hazel
04:04:50Yeah.
Rhysaene
04:04:50- Yes, this session was wonderful.
Temerity
04:04:50Yeah.
Dungeon Master
04:04:52something a little different, a little, a little, a little,04:04:57Well, different.
Luma
04:04:58It’s nice to have
Temerity
04:04:58laughs